What would you do?






I'd make a trip to the oval office, for sure.

10/3/2007 2:42:25 PM

homo^


I'd be in the girls locker room at school


or in the womens soccer locker room

10/3/2007 2:43:39 PM

I'm sure you're not the only one.

10/3/2007 2:44:08 PM

kind of a tie between that, and a few other places.

10/3/2007 2:44:19 PM

dude

I'll give a better post later

- go into lecture halls with dry erase boards, and just randomly erase letters, or take my fingers and erase stuff by just dragging them all over the board
- lift girls' skirts in the brickyard
- flip people's pages while they're studying in the library
-

10/3/2007 2:44:27 PM

yeah i'd be all over women's locker rooms. at the ymca, at the high school, in my neighbors house, etc etc

10/3/2007 2:45:12 PM

eveything I could think of doing is illegal

is there anything moral you can do while invisible that you wouldn't be able to do otherwise?

10/3/2007 2:47:28 PM

Fort Knox / CIA Headquarters would be fun, too.

[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 2:48 PM. Reason : moral? hmmm.]

10/3/2007 2:47:42 PM

i would steal enough shit that i would not have to work again.

10/3/2007 2:47:46 PM

You'd be able to walk up on almost any animal.


that'd be cool/morally sound.

10/3/2007 2:49:40 PM

not if they could smell you

they would probably just be even more pissed off

10/3/2007 2:50:28 PM

spread piss on your head.



you'd still get closer than without the invisibility

10/3/2007 2:51:15 PM

i dont think one could be moral if invisible, way too much temptation. and if one was moral enough not to steal stuff, then the perverted temptations would be too high.....and if none of those two applied, just the sheer ability to screw with people would be too tempting. hopefully, thats what being dead is like, just being a ghost floating around messing with people

10/3/2007 2:51:48 PM

^

but you didn't answer the question.

10/3/2007 2:52:42 PM

oh god

the possibilities are endless

10/3/2007 2:54:06 PM

THIS THREAD IS ENDLESS.

10/3/2007 2:54:29 PM

i plead the 5th

one two three four FIFF!!!!!!

there are soo many amendments to the constitution of these united states. i can only choose one. i choose one, i plead the.....FIFF



[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 2:57 PM. Reason : .]

10/3/2007 2:54:36 PM

Listen, you can only steal shit if you can put it in clothes or a bag that is invisible.

If you are only invisible while naked that shit doesnt work. And noplace cold if that it true

10/3/2007 3:08:53 PM

wheres the "two chicks at the same time" response

10/3/2007 3:17:57 PM

(not what i would do)

10/3/2007 3:43:47 PM

pretty sure you could steal diamonds and small valuables - a floating diamond is hard to notice if you have any skills at all.

10/3/2007 3:45:18 PM

i would visit a few people and beat the shit out of them after messing with their head for a few hours.

(and no, not random people... but people who have used me over the years and not returned my items and money i lent them)

(i wouldn't steal/rape/kill)


[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 3:48 PM. Reason : ]

10/3/2007 3:45:28 PM

Strangling.

10/3/2007 3:45:55 PM

eveything I could think of doing is illegal


some is slightly immoral, some extremely so.


I would really fuck with people for fun. Ride in the car with them and keep flipping their blinkers, hazzards, wipers, radio to classical/opera. I would plant contraband in Paul Cousins office (including but not limited to gay porn and blow) then anonymously report it. Re-arrange peoples shit and then wait around for the WTF face when they see it. etc etc

10/3/2007 3:46:07 PM

Here's a question for all you "I'd go to the locker room" guys:

Would your cum be invisible as well? Or is half the fun letting the girls try to figure out where the random spurting is coming from?

10/3/2007 3:47:23 PM

LOL^ NICEEEEE.

go to a synagogue..

stand next to the Rabbi

Fart loud

profit

[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 3:48 PM. Reason : d]

10/3/2007 3:48:23 PM

I think what I'd do would largely depend on if I knew it was coming. I mean if I woke up invisible, well after freaking out, it'd be a matter of targets of opportunity. I'm not sure how I'd explain my absence at work though.

If could plan ahead . . . Skull and Bones indoctrination, def. I can see naked women any time.

[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 3:51 PM. Reason : .]

10/3/2007 3:49:23 PM

hope that it happened on a day where the Canes were playing a home game

So much fun could be had there (in and out of the locker room )

10/3/2007 3:50:45 PM

Quote :

"Would your cum be invisible as well? Or is half the fun letting the girls try to figure out where the random spurting is coming from?"

You would probably not since it would be dripping back out of them.

10/3/2007 3:51:45 PM

It would be really fun just to mess with people.

10/3/2007 3:52:11 PM

^^^I'd assume it would be, otherwise you'd see it before it came spurting out. Same as with blood, poop, etc.

10/3/2007 3:52:40 PM

haha omfg


it would be funny to be invisible and go down on a girl or have sex with her

10/3/2007 3:55:19 PM

having sex with an invisible girl would be pretty awesome too..

10/3/2007 3:56:28 PM

Quote :

"having sex with an invisible girl would be pretty awesome too.."

does not compute

10/3/2007 3:57:16 PM

i always wondered if you were invisible, and took a shit or piss would that remain invisible or would it become visible as soon as it leaves your body? if it did I would have some fucking badass good times with that...


shitting on someones plate at a restaurant, taking a shit in an elevator, piss in an elevator etc

10/3/2007 3:57:44 PM

^ more like pissing on someones leg/foot during a speech in front of a huge audience

be a little more creative

10/3/2007 3:59:25 PM

rub one out onto someones face while they are having a speech

10/3/2007 4:00:50 PM

I'd shit on one of the little boats thats go around the the sushi bar.

10/3/2007 4:01:06 PM

IF THOUGHTS WERE UNBREAKABLE

10/3/2007 4:01:15 PM

^^^^ I dont know, having a captive audience in a tiny elevator and then have piss coming from nowhere as they run around in circles trying to get away would be pretty funny

[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 4:01 PM. Reason : d]

10/3/2007 4:01:38 PM

^ fair enough

10/3/2007 4:03:31 PM

I would spend part of the day at a bar while everyone WTF'ed at the floating beers and self making well drinks.

10/3/2007 4:04:35 PM

I'd be afraid that if I shat on someone's plate while invisible they'd see the shit coming out and stab in the area right where it appeared out of instinct, so I'd probably hang from the ceiling and do a precision drop.

10/3/2007 4:05:06 PM

Quote :

"Skull and Bones indoctrination, def."

?

10/3/2007 4:30:45 PM

So what if you were to eat some food while invisible? Would it become invisible once it entered your mouth or would people be able to see it digest in your stomach? I think that what we would need is some kind of invisible suit (with pockets to hide things) that covered up everything that was inside of it.


V I doubt many of us know how to fly a stealth bomber and even if we did it would probably be pretty hard if all the instruments and stuff were invisible too.

[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 4:39 PM. Reason : ]

10/3/2007 4:35:23 PM

if you were invisible and you stole something, would it be invisible too? or would it just be floating around?
if it did turn invisible, how would you cap it? ie, if I was invisible and stole a sack of lemons from the grocery store vs if i stole a new Hummer H3 vs stealing a Stealth Bomber.

accessories invisible or not, i'd be lootin some stuff - Tiffany's, Fort Knox, N.C. State Employees' Credit Union, OJ's person belongings.

10/3/2007 4:36:47 PM

Quote :

"OJ's person belongings."

i giggled.

10/3/2007 4:43:01 PM

sneak on flights and explore as much of the world as i could, not wearing any metal of course

10/3/2007 4:58:39 PM

I would go find all my exes and make their lif a living hell for a few hours

[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 7:29 PM. Reason : ]

10/3/2007 7:23:15 PM

^^you could just walk around the security checkpoints

Set em up...

10/3/2007 7:25:46 PM