Which would be easier to rub one out to?

A: Aunt Jemima
B: Sister Schubert
C: The Land O Lakes Indian
D: Jolly Green Giant (if that's your thing)

Sound off! Your vote IS important.

10/2/2007 3:23:59 PM

Betty Crocker

10/2/2007 3:25:13 PM

uncle ben

10/2/2007 3:26:02 PM

I DID forget about Betty...


mmmm

10/2/2007 3:26:31 PM

Uncle Ben

10/2/2007 3:26:33 PM

I work a little chub up when I see little girl on the suntan lotion bottle!

10/2/2007 3:27:37 PM

how about that st. pauli's girl on the beer?

10/2/2007 3:27:46 PM

C: The Land O Lakes Indian

because you can see her boobs.

10/2/2007 3:28:39 PM

10/2/2007 3:29:50 PM

the fat chick on register 4.

10/2/2007 3:30:41 PM

little debbie

10/2/2007 3:32:30 PM

10/2/2007 3:43:08 PM

i'd go to the beer aisle and rub one out to St. Pauli Girl

10/2/2007 3:56:36 PM

youre right about the hot beer wenches

10/2/2007 4:01:57 PM

the new Brawny man

but I hear Mr. Clean is single for all you gays out there

10/2/2007 4:02:44 PM

why go rub one out when you can go put your dick in between some cold cuts or some shit like that!?

10/2/2007 4:03:57 PM

are you all forgetting that there is a magazine aisle at the supermarket?

10/2/2007 4:04:39 PM

10/2/2007 4:14:41 PM

Sister Schubert

10/2/2007 4:25:17 PM

^^damn, i was gonna see if they had a pic of that online.

10/2/2007 5:47:33 PM

i'd just close my eyes real hard and think about your sister

10/2/2007 5:49:33 PM

Swiss Miss chick

10/2/2007 6:12:27 PM

Count Chocula

10/2/2007 6:18:53 PM

Swiss Miss chick

10/2/2007 6:39:29 PM

10/2/2007 8:28:59 PM

^

10/2/2007 8:30:03 PM

staypuff marshmallow man

10/2/2007 8:31:24 PM

LOL indian

10/2/2007 8:31:40 PM

this thread makes me think about hellena.

10/2/2007 8:32:30 PM

sara lee

10/2/2007 8:35:51 PM

Chiquita

10/2/2007 8:41:54 PM

cap'n Crunch.

10/2/2007 8:55:36 PM

^^ winner

in fact, the only hot one posted.

10/2/2007 8:58:15 PM

honestly, I never thought TWW was in this bad of shape until now.....


not only are you all discussing masturbation instead of getting some real vag
not only are you all discussing imaginary vag instead of real vag


but you all are are discussing cartoon vag







you guys need to get out more

10/2/2007 9:00:44 PM

^yeah we are getting out to more grocery stores.

10/2/2007 9:08:02 PM

http://bettycocker.ytmnd.com/

10/2/2007 9:08:37 PM

10/2/2007 9:19:15 PM

10/2/2007 9:56:34 PM

the trix rabbit

10/3/2007 1:14:50 AM

Hmm. Rather challenging, this one.

B: Sister Schubert - Has the PTA mom thing going on. But she's well put together--and probably sexually repressed. She needs attention down there. Wait, she's not a real sister, is she?

C: The Land O Lakes Indian - Exotic, spicy, and probably a bit tangy--but cherubic.

I'll say C, because she's already on her knees and she's holding butter.

10/3/2007 1:41:34 AM

10/3/2007 2:01:29 AM

^ Hey, look, joe_shithead masturbates to the Quaker.

10/3/2007 4:25:00 PM

[/being retarded]

10/3/2007 4:25:56 PM