Just called my roomie and was like, "Dude, can you pick up some more booze on your way home?"

And she was like, "Bridget?"

And I was like, "Yeah, dude, it's me yo."

And she was like, "Bridget, you have the wrong the number. This is Mary...Laura's mother..."

And I was like, "Oh, my bad...it's really late, too, isn't it?"

And she was like, "Uhhhmmm, yeah, it is late..."

9/30/2007 12:44:34 AM

nvm

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 12:47 AM. Reason : sounded like you called some young broad that still lives with her moms]

9/30/2007 12:46:49 AM

Yeah, I thought this was funny.

Now, I realized you have to be on the phone about to squirt beer out your nose while your roomie's sleepy mom talks to you to get it.

I'm sure it's happened to plenty of folks, but it's really only funny when you're in the thick of it.

My bad, TWW.

9/30/2007 12:58:36 AM

drunk dialing ftl

9/30/2007 1:00:37 AM

Drunk dialling is cool as long as you don't masturbate on the person's voicemail.

9/30/2007 1:01:19 AM

i don't wanna know...

9/30/2007 1:02:05 AM

gross

9/30/2007 1:02:18 AM

is it getting hot in here or is it just bridget?

9/30/2007 1:07:53 AM

AHAHA, I'm cold as ice. It must be you, studmuffin.

9/30/2007 1:09:58 AM

i want love

give me love

9/30/2007 1:12:30 AM

CALL ME MR. COOL ICE

9/30/2007 1:14:01 AM

^^^

9/30/2007 1:23:03 AM

can't say I've ever called mine or anyone's parents drunk

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 1:24 AM. Reason : nm, some of my freinds are parents now]

9/30/2007 1:23:42 AM

10/10

9/30/2007 2:01:17 AM

Quote :

"I'm cold as ice."

but are you willing to sacrifice our love

9/30/2007 2:05:04 AM

I haven't been wasted in a loooong time.

9/30/2007 2:08:45 AM

bridgetspk you can call me i will bring you booze

9/30/2007 2:10:30 AM

I drunk dialed my ex one time.

An ex from my freshman year in high school.

Thing is, he had moved out years ago so I ended up slurring with his mom for a little while until she convinced me to hang up ("Yes, it's 2am and I'll give him your number, I promise...")

9/30/2007 2:39:33 AM

im impressed you got a 130 year old woman to talk to you on the phone, gg

9/30/2007 3:15:45 AM

Quote :

"10/10"

ahhh tomorrow is gonna suck...no booze but its really late for having to get up earlish and drive to richmond

9/30/2007 3:42:33 AM

The thing is tha... it's always been understood that I'm the drunk dumbass of the "group," and I was kinda tryna change that. I mean, her mom drinks and plays cards with most of the other relevant moms each week...I'm totally gonna get called out (cause that's what they do). So, regardless of what happens, my rep as the drunk will still stand, and my mother will have no defense...

9/30/2007 4:02:42 AM

actually I find that pretty funny.

9/30/2007 9:11:42 AM

This is a good thread.

9/30/2007 1:38:20 PM

6/10. this thread is moderate at best. good effort though.

9/30/2007 4:20:33 PM

oh wow, if Amsterdam gives you a 6/10 you know it's a shitty thread...

however this is not the case.

9/30/2007 7:46:41 PM

9/10

9/30/2007 7:48:22 PM

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

9/30/2007 8:40:03 PM

This thread is awesome and I sometimes love drunk dialing, though I haven't done it in months.

10/1/2007 12:10:03 AM

I musta been really paranoid when I made this thread cause I changed the names.

To protect the innocent, I suppose.

10/1/2007 1:42:41 AM

because we know your friends and their moms.

10/1/2007 10:14:28 AM

^

10/1/2007 3:59:09 PM

^

10/1/2007 4:04:10 PM

Oldest thread I could find worth bttt'ing

/bored

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