invites you to her birthday dinner as adate what does that mean and should you go. im 23 she is 35

9/20/2007 8:15:24 PM

fuck her and stay for cake

9/20/2007 8:16:41 PM

Worthless without Pics.

9/20/2007 8:16:43 PM

^

also. Turn her down and give me her #.

9/20/2007 8:17:19 PM

fuck her and stay for cake

9/20/2007 8:17:45 PM

dude

this is the american dream

if you pass this up, your ass is going to cuba

9/20/2007 8:19:21 PM

fuck her whilst eating the cake

9/20/2007 8:40:56 PM

Quote :

"this is the american dream"

9/20/2007 8:42:02 PM

fuck her and stay for cake

9/20/2007 8:42:35 PM

WOMEN WITH KIDS DON'T DATE

9/20/2007 8:43:02 PM

fuck the cake

9/20/2007 8:43:09 PM

K, I personally hate you with a passion because of your idiotic posts in the garage and the pointless battle with bbr..

but really, if you dont bwn this bitch you're an even bigger fucking moron

9/20/2007 8:43:33 PM

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"fuck her and stay for cake"

9/20/2007 8:47:19 PM

^BUAHAHAHA....

Um, I gotta cast my vote for "bwn her" She'd probably like the attention of a younger man. You can be that man.

[Edited on September 20, 2007 at 8:48 PM. Reason : ]

9/20/2007 8:48:04 PM

9/20/2007 8:56:30 PM

9/20/2007 8:58:54 PM

fuck her and stay for cake

9/20/2007 8:59:15 PM

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"K, I personally hate you with a passion because of your idiotic posts in the garage and the pointless battle with bbr.. but really, if you dont bwn this bitch you're an even bigger fucking moron "

i never did anything to bigbrokedownram. he hates me just cause. He has never met me.

9/20/2007 10:06:59 PM

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"fuck her and stay for cake"

9/20/2007 10:45:41 PM

if you bwn, make sure to wrap it up; she's clearly fertile.

9/20/2007 10:50:11 PM

she wants a babydaddy and you are the perfect sucker

9/20/2007 10:51:04 PM

9/20/2007 10:55:45 PM

women over 30 don't eat cake. it goes straight to their thighs.

9/20/2007 11:36:38 PM

kids came right out between them too

9/21/2007 12:51:05 AM

COUGARIFIC!!!

9/21/2007 1:36:23 AM

COUG!

9/21/2007 3:03:24 AM

She could possibly have a 16-17 year old SON...

and that would just be weird.

9/21/2007 3:06:37 AM

k our date is tomarrow. she is a fucking nurse and there will be other fucking nurses there. this will be great

9/21/2007 3:33:44 AM

hook me up with one of her hot nurse friends.

9/21/2007 3:34:40 AM

me too

9/21/2007 3:49:56 AM

9/21/2007 4:11:34 AM

this is the correct order for it to be done:

1) wait for kids to go to bed
2) fuck milf
3) eat cake

9/21/2007 4:48:56 AM

the cake has been spiked with viagra and fertility drugs. proceed with caution

9/21/2007 7:57:34 AM

9/21/2007 7:59:52 AM

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"this is the american dream"

for the love of god you better not pass this up.

[Edited on September 21, 2007 at 8:06 AM. Reason : and nurses love to fuck]

9/21/2007 8:05:48 AM

fuck the cake and eat the nurse.

9/21/2007 9:48:23 AM

You better fucking tell us what happens.

9/21/2007 10:03:58 AM

she's definately lookin for some bithday sex.

9/21/2007 10:15:16 AM

Quote :

"You better fucking tell us what happens."

9/21/2007 10:26:05 AM

i did this once. lady was 37. next morning at br3akfast i said to her kid

'pass the lucky charms son, uncle kyle is hungry'

9/21/2007 11:17:02 AM

remember

pics or it didn't happen

9/21/2007 11:20:15 AM

do all the kids have different fathers? if so, beware!

9/21/2007 11:24:28 AM

more like *high5* !

9/21/2007 11:33:04 AM

There is NOTHING like hole that's had a kid or three squeezed thru it.

9/21/2007 11:54:53 AM

the kids don't come out the anus! surprise buttsecks ftw!

9/21/2007 11:56:32 AM

They tend to jump when you "accidentally" stick it in the wrong hole. Like knocking holes in sheetrock with their noggin.

9/21/2007 11:58:53 AM

moms are the best

9/21/2007 12:05:34 PM

nigger zxappeal i thought you left TWW.

9/21/2007 12:18:47 PM

Quote :

"fuck her and stay for cake"

Ladies in their 30s are at their sexual peak. They will wear you out like a 13 year old boy wears out his wang.

9/21/2007 12:40:28 PM

fuck the shit out of her and tell her thats all she is good for

9/21/2007 12:41:45 PM