it had to be one of you tools. the broads tried to tell them they were underage so he would go away but he just started talking about r kelly for 15 mins. then he told me and some other guys we didnt scare him...then he called me jim carey. so i got up and started towards him, so he quickly turned away and headed back to his booth. yea he wasnt scared.

9/9/2007 3:01:24 AM

haaaaaaaaa...jim carey circa 1992 or current?

9/9/2007 3:02:43 AM

beats me. ive heard jim carey for one of my pictures, but ive never heard it in person.

9/9/2007 3:03:23 AM

I talk about R Kelly a lot

9/9/2007 3:04:05 AM

based on pics, it's a stretch.

9/9/2007 3:08:18 AM

ive heard it for this pic a couple times, but ive never seen it.

9/9/2007 3:13:51 AM

hello, this is joshua scofield and i'd like to turn myself in

9/9/2007 3:15:59 AM

night

9/9/2007 3:31:47 AM

Quote :

"the broads tried to tell them they were underage so he would go away but he just started talking about r kelly for 15 mins. then he told me and some other guys we didnt scare him"

The bigger question in all this is...did that dude try to piss on you or any of those girls?

9/9/2007 3:41:18 AM

jackpot???

9/9/2007 3:46:05 AM

I've got a better one: (This is in Japan)

I was at a bar with a whole bunch of people and one guy walked up to this chick and started talking to her while everybody was standing around her. He told her that she was really pretty and pretty enough to work in a hostess bar (read: prostitute.) It was aweseom.

9/9/2007 7:48:33 AM

Were you hanging out with underage girls again blasphemour?

9/9/2007 9:03:28 AM

Quote :

"I bet when the guy was punching you in the face you were too busy thinking "Hey I can't wait to get home to post about this on TWW" to do anything."

[Edited on September 9, 2007 at 9:10 AM. Reason : ]

9/9/2007 9:09:37 AM

maybe he called you jim cause ur a funny guy

9/9/2007 9:19:02 AM

But Jim Carey isn't funny.

9/9/2007 9:34:14 AM

video of said attempt would have made this thread a lot better.

still funny though

9/9/2007 10:40:09 AM

SO WAS SHE INTO ME OR NOT BLASPHEMOUR?1?!? I'M STILL NOT SCARED OF YOUR PUNK ASS.

9/9/2007 11:17:44 AM

im pretty sure she was trying to get me the way she kept pulling her pants down.

9/9/2007 11:23:14 AM

Quote :

"But Jim Carey isn't funny."

you're right, this guy isn't funny:

granted, the comedian isn't that funny either.

9/9/2007 11:27:17 AM

i got to tell you, you do look like jim carrey a fair bit.

and jim carrey is a funny guy.

9/9/2007 4:40:56 PM

8^ lol

9/9/2007 4:43:54 PM

what were you going to do? punch him?

jesus man

9/9/2007 4:45:03 PM

FAIL!

9/9/2007 4:50:19 PM

you do kinda look like jim carey in that picture

9/9/2007 4:51:55 PM

i dont see it

9/9/2007 5:19:36 PM

Guy talking to girl in a bar: "You know, you're pretty enough to work in a hostess bar."

Too bad for the guy the girl knew that working in a hostess bar = high class hooker

9/9/2007 7:34:10 PM

ha. just ran into one of the girls.

"i saw you at ihop awhile ago"
"i go there pretty often"
"me and a friend had just gotten out of a show, we were sitting next to you.."
"oh the r kelly night"
"yea thats the one"

11/18/2007 12:27:48 PM

hahahahaha

I find it funny people are afraid of you cause of a little ink.
i'd be painted up like a mofo but yeah.. the whole engineering thing and ink doesn't really work.

11/18/2007 12:34:31 PM

I think the best conclusion to be drawn from this is that blasphemour hangs out with underage girls.

11/18/2007 12:36:08 PM

what real man doesnt?

11/18/2007 12:37:01 PM

hehehehe

[Edited on November 18, 2007 at 12:40 PM. Reason : jh]

11/18/2007 12:40:43 PM

while i am not scared of blas, I wouldnt wanna get in a brawl with him either - he looks like he fights dirty.

11/18/2007 12:41:00 PM

There is no such thing as dirty fighting. There is only winning and losing, and I will use any style or weapon not to lose.

11/18/2007 12:52:38 PM

LOL how much is Olan Mills charging these days

11/18/2007 12:54:34 PM

Dont know who that is, but that pic is quite old.

11/18/2007 12:58:30 PM

when you try to tell a story about how you scared some guy into running away just by walking towards him, you shouldn't post a picture of yourself looking like a total pussy 10 posts later
(don't get me wrong, i'm sure evan digs the black & white shot of you in indian position leaning forward with arms crossed)...it's just that doing so makes us question your story and think that maybe you are the first person to embellish a story on tww

11/18/2007 1:02:30 PM

Sorry, Ill make sure to post only threatening photos for you. Ill go take some in my sweatpants and wife beater while I flex and drink beer.

11/18/2007 1:04:24 PM

lol

11/18/2007 1:04:24 PM

Proving that you'll probably burn down your trailer at some point makes you no more intimidating than that homoerotic photograph

11/18/2007 1:08:48 PM

you arent a very scary dude man


thats funny though lol

11/18/2007 1:09:58 PM

^^^^ haha

[Edited on November 18, 2007 at 1:10 PM. Reason : not enough ^s]

11/18/2007 1:10:03 PM

Well if you want a demonstration just hit me up.

11/18/2007 1:10:06 PM

Where's your 52000 posts God now, Blaspehmour

11/18/2007 1:11:26 PM

I'm right here.

11/18/2007 1:13:42 PM

Generally i don't care for blasphemor, but he's clearly winning this thread and its kinda funny.

11/18/2007 2:31:57 PM

this thread is full of n00bs

11/18/2007 2:35:47 PM

what

11/18/2007 3:05:19 PM

the most interesting part of this is blasphemour appears to dig kids...still.

[Edited on November 18, 2007 at 3:50 PM. Reason : he wasnt going to let some dude pick up his targets]

11/18/2007 3:49:25 PM

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11/18/2007 3:50:02 PM

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11/18/2007 6:54:08 PM