...and I swear it almost tore my asshole out. *wipes sweat from brow*

8/28/2007 3:58:09 PM

needs more fiber/taco bell

8/28/2007 3:59:46 PM

I bet it didn't hurt as bad as this:

8/28/2007 4:00:54 PM

I need some of what your eating, ive got the squirts.

8/28/2007 4:01:05 PM

Not enough taper on the front end of that turd.

8/28/2007 4:01:08 PM

^^^ouch

hehe, dumas

8/28/2007 4:07:04 PM

i thought fiber increased the viscosity of dook. if you've got the squirts i recommend eating stuff with pectin in it (unless you like eating bone marrow)

good source of pectin: hot tamales. although i'm getting sick of those... how else can i stiffen my bowls a little? ideas?

8/28/2007 5:52:06 PM

Eat some cheese.

8/28/2007 5:55:16 PM

or some metamucil. FIBER YO

10/11/2007 10:45:26 AM

did you just have another bad shit or something?

or did you just feel like bringing this bttt to remind everyone of your dialated anus.

10/11/2007 12:37:56 PM

I had a shit this morning that made me understand that shit can, in fact, splatter.

cleaning that up =

10/11/2007 12:38:39 PM

10/11/2007 12:52:08 PM

^^ that information was unnecessary to share.

10/11/2007 12:55:42 PM

10/11/2007 12:58:24 PM

^ didn't he vomit on the field after that?

10/11/2007 1:04:25 PM

nah, i think he tried to get up and went back to his knees though.



my friend is an huge eagles fan, and he still talks about that hit.

10/11/2007 1:05:17 PM

^^^ best video EVAR

10/11/2007 1:50:00 PM

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10/11/2007 2:40:08 PM

i love the word "shat"

10/11/2007 2:50:41 PM

i gg. i'll bb in about 15 to let you know how mine went. first of the day woo woo

10/11/2007 3:25:28 PM

I've been shitting 2 times a day lately.

Yesterday, was 6--I had the runs.

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10/11/2007 3:44:41 PM

not too soft. could have been harder. definately was not a clean break and did not leave a clean slate. =(

10/11/2007 3:53:25 PM

I think I am about to go void my colon. Explosively.

10/11/2007 8:18:10 PM

Must be going around - I've had the green apple splatters all day.

10/11/2007 9:26:56 PM

Ive shit about 5 times the last 2 days. Seems like everything I eat comes out 30 minutes later in liquid chunks.

10/11/2007 9:33:11 PM

i was going to take a shit and then i got distracted and now i don't have to go anymore.

10/11/2007 9:59:26 PM

Dan i found a Girl for you

10/11/2007 10:06:45 PM