Who goes there?

8/22/2007 2:20:05 PM

not me

8/22/2007 2:21:41 PM

my bad, b

8/22/2007 2:22:21 PM

What sweet sound draweth nigh from yon sphincter? Perchance it be a melodious note such as a tuba creates?

8/22/2007 2:22:22 PM

the herald angels sing

8/22/2007 2:22:32 PM

what's up in here

8/22/2007 2:24:36 PM

Hark! A Lark is flying through the park! SPLAT!

8/22/2007 2:26:37 PM

Dingbats who sing to the shadows, and becometh upon doth moonlight

8/22/2007 2:31:23 PM

Wake up to hammers like Christ

8/23/2007 3:28:52 PM

the angels sing

8/23/2007 3:29:34 PM

8/23/2007 3:29:39 PM

BOREDOM BESETS ME LIKE A PACK OF WILD HOUNDS ON A BLOODY FOX

8/23/2007 3:34:08 PM

The Herald angels sing?

8/23/2007 3:36:00 PM

see?

8/23/2007 3:42:30 PM

8/23/2007 3:43:35 PM

i was in a certain agencys office the other day. and the black man running the show offered me some crackers

i got pissed!!!1

8/23/2007 3:45:13 PM

Who the fuck goes around offering people crackers?

8/23/2007 3:49:43 PM

i was there for a seminar. and he said that he liked to provide refreshments at his seminars, there were bottles of water set out at every spot at the table, and a bag of those cheese and peanut butter crackers in the middle of the table.. and maybe other stuff, i wasnt hungry.

but he catches my eye and nods his head at the bag and says... "cracker?"

and i was like OH NO THE FUCK YOU DIDNT

8/23/2007 3:52:05 PM

lol

were you the minority in the room?

I hate when people pull some racist shit on me when I'm the only black dude around

8/23/2007 3:54:36 PM

8/23/2007 3:56:05 PM

actually, that was pretty close to 50/50. there were like 8 of us.

i was in a group last night with about 24 other men my age. all black. hahaha. the leader kept calling everyone brothers, except when he referred to me, i was the "caucasian brother"

LoooooooL

ps - the guy in scenario 1 was at a "for work" thing, and i really dont think he was being racist. PERHAPS funny (i thought it was hilarious but i didnt go there)

scenario 2 was something i dont think i was "supposed" to attend, but its not the first time ive been the only cracker around

8/23/2007 3:58:48 PM

group?

8/23/2007 3:59:39 PM

Quote :

"i was in a group last night with about 24 other men my age. all black. hahaha. the leader kept calling everyone brothers, except when he referred to me, i was the "caucasian brother""

The racism is under review

8/23/2007 4:00:42 PM

scenario 1 was a seminar type thing for work

group 2 was something my drug counselor outsourced me to

8/23/2007 4:01:04 PM

lalalala

8/23/2007 4:01:49 PM

.

8/23/2007 4:01:55 PM

but gunzz already put them in order once

8/23/2007 4:06:27 PM

so do i get my race card or what

i mean theres a conference i've been invited to, and the guy said "lets just say lunch is gonna be good, ya'll know what i mean"

BUT I HAVE NO IDEA

8/23/2007 4:09:03 PM

he was outta line!

8/23/2007 4:10:06 PM

He was still referring to you as one of their brothers though

8/23/2007 4:11:11 PM

haha yeah i thought it was sweet of him

they had no way of knowing that im in the 3% of whites who dont have the innate fear of being the only white guy in the room.

8/23/2007 4:23:52 PM

8/23/2007 4:28:15 PM

aha

that needs to be an animated gif that shows the secret handshake!!1

8/23/2007 4:32:39 PM

hahaha

I'll work on that this weekend when my boo comes over

8/23/2007 4:33:54 PM

You Think

I Have a Chinese Restaurant

In the middle of the hood

And don't know whst is going on?

I FUCKING represent!

8/23/2007 4:57:32 PM

bttt b/c i got a fire-breathing dragon ready to get MEDIEVAL on that ass!

10/18/2007 4:20:39 PM

10/18/2007 4:36:18 PM