YOU AINT TOUCHIN MY FRONT BUTT TILL I GET ONE OF THEM WALK MANS

8/12/2007 11:22:09 AM

my girl loves that shit

and i admit i'm fond of the dude wit the booty hunter hat

8/12/2007 11:23:30 AM

(early cuyler is his name)

he's the man

SON WHERE ARE YOU GOIN WITH THAT DAMN DEMON BOX



here he is with a different hat. dont get it twisted though, they hate white people (CHALKYS) the most

8/12/2007 11:24:58 AM

We'll add the word "Dawg" for the blacks. They like that word, it's like they're friends with the product.

8/12/2007 11:28:16 AM

do they like to say dawg? cite season, episode number, and time mark (season 1, ep 5, 6:32). offtopic for spookyjon cause i know you know this shit, what is that called (the thing i call time mark)

no really, i just havent noticed that. can you think of any offhand (where they say dawg)

i have 20 episodes right here, i think thats all that exist, and ive seen em all like 10 times.

i feel that it makes me a little less pitiful since the episodes only run 11 minutes or so

[Edited on August 12, 2007 at 11:35 AM. Reason : i am also making rusty cuyler advartars for second life]

8/12/2007 11:34:44 AM

Dan Halen does it for me.

8/12/2007 11:45:05 AM

i love em all

SNAKE MAN

ahhahaha he's EVERYWHERE

8/12/2007 12:03:56 PM

what the fuck is a squid billy?

8/12/2007 12:05:42 PM

Don't touch that sumbitchin boat

8/12/2007 12:12:15 PM

hahaha parsonsb is in

8/12/2007 12:28:26 PM

[Edited on August 12, 2007 at 1:27 PM. Reason : damn sketchy wireless connection]

8/12/2007 1:25:00 PM

early: well now, lookey here - HOT DAMN IT, ITS THE WEEKEND - see ya tuesday




dan halen: IT IS TUESDAY









..I procured the first season (6 episodes) right after it hit adult swim. Havent gotten around to getting the second season. by far my favorite on Adult swim

[Edited on August 12, 2007 at 1:28 PM. Reason : -]



after reading jackleg's post, i dont feel so bad for having memorized most of the first season along with adam8778

[Edited on August 12, 2007 at 1:29 PM. Reason : -]

8/12/2007 1:26:19 PM

hurley:

i have to run to lowes real quick (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) but if you have AIM, i have 20 episodes total and we can send you the ones i have that you don't

if i even have aim on here

let me check

8/12/2007 1:38:29 PM

ITS THE DAMN 5 OF CLUBS GRANNY

silly jesus and his card tricks

actually i dont remember which card it is, here come the quote nazis "IF YER GONNA QUOTE THE SHOW AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT"

and no i dont have aim but ill grab it when i get back in like 30 min (lowes across the street WOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD DAMN)

8/12/2007 1:40:34 PM

I could never get into your ftp

then I got too busy to ask you about it
then when I wasn't busy, it was in the middle of the week...so I figured that you were

8/12/2007 1:41:20 PM

jackleg, get that shit to hurley so he can hook me up, ive only got the first season also

8/12/2007 1:43:22 PM

acorn, bolt, pine straw, pine cone, hog testicle, shotgun shell, shotgun shell, eyeball, and squirrel skull with partial brain matter

8/12/2007 1:57:34 PM

HE LOOKED AT ME CROSSWAYS

8/12/2007 3:08:55 PM

Quote :

"does anyone love the squidbillies as much as i do?"

no

i love weird shit, but that show is tedious

8/12/2007 3:17:01 PM

the mud's on the stove


put it back in the yard
we're going out tonight
except for
you
and you





lottery? i ain't won jack squattery!


i dont told ya, i dont want no fried mud, i want a grape popsicle

how bout i shove this pinestick up your ass and make you a damn boysicle! how'd you like that mess? huh?
nosir

[Edited on August 12, 2007 at 3:30 PM. Reason : http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=430301]

8/12/2007 3:30:11 PM

http://chaoticsequence.googlepages.com/books.wma

8/12/2007 3:41:31 PM

Allow me to explain the contamination process:
Pinecones go in here. Party liquors come out here,
and proceed to here. Fights begin. Fingerprints
are took. Days is lost. Bail is made.
Court dates are ignored. Cycle is repeated.

^AHAHHAHA]

ps spookyjon, your quote was from dan halen. i missed it the first 8 times i saw it and watched 1-10 the other day and saw the glug one again. a ahhaha

as for the people who want the seasons, give me somewhere to upload it.....

8/18/2007 4:48:32 PM

Quote :

"what is that called (the thing i call time mark)"

timecode

8/18/2007 4:54:21 PM

thank you

i think i didnt catch spookyjons reference cause it wasnt a squid saying it. it was just some god damned chalkasian

haha

[Edited on August 18, 2007 at 4:56 PM. Reason : WHOS TOOTHBRUSH WAS IT NOW]

8/18/2007 4:55:58 PM

Thank you Jesus for providing us with my big block to eat on this fine evening.

8/27/2007 12:22:10 PM

I love the show...

...but I can never figure out when it's on.

8/27/2007 2:30:24 PM

i have it set to DVR every time it comes on, i think it happens random nights at like 430am. all i know is occasionally i have a couple in there. i still have those 20 episodes from season 1 if anyone can find somewhere to host them.

actually let me check a site i just heard about

8/27/2007 2:33:32 PM

^ no DVR here

8/27/2007 2:35:43 PM

well my offer still stands (tv-links didnt have it) -- i have 20 episodes somewhere if someone has somewhere to host them. from what i understand, thats all that exist right now

and that makes me wanna take my shirt off and go down to atlanta... start some BULL MESS

8/27/2007 2:39:41 PM

Giant Foam Dick Hat, Pt. 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMf3botETs8

8/30/2007 12:08:50 AM

It's a great show, but you have to watch a good chunk of it to realize it.

8/30/2007 12:15:31 AM

^indeed

"Idle hands is the devil's ding-a-ling"

8/30/2007 12:17:30 AM

DONT TOUCH THE TRIM

8/30/2007 9:53:11 AM

Bttfuckingtop

watching em on youtube... hvaent bought the DVD yet


you ever seen a truck-boat-truck

10/18/2007 11:05:11 PM

ha yeah i was gonna bttt this last night when i got an email about the first 20 episode dvd set being released


and unfortunately through my extensive hard drive crash, i have lost all my episodes. but ill probably get the dvds anyway, i try to support the few decent shows out there when i can

10/18/2007 11:09:39 PM

Granny: "seems to me if you bought your sunday beer on saturday, this would become a non issue"

[early puts granny on a scooter, sending her off into the nearby raging fire]

Early: "Inconvenient."

[Edited on October 18, 2007 at 11:11 PM. Reason : -]

10/18/2007 11:10:56 PM

looks like it was illustrated by the people who drew for gazillionaire

10/18/2007 11:11:39 PM

rusty: "we gonna go down to Atlanta, rip off our shirts and start a bunch of bull mess?"

early: "nawp, funner-n-that."

[Edited on October 18, 2007 at 11:16 PM. Reason : -]

10/18/2007 11:15:30 PM

You can't fax coffee! Coffee don't fax worth a damn

10/19/2007 10:31:00 AM

ever since it took over one of the ATHF slots, ive been watching it

it's pretty fucking funny

10/19/2007 1:43:14 PM

bttt

double truckin the tricky two

11/7/2007 10:16:13 PM

does anyone know if they'll be doing new episodes?

11/7/2007 10:19:18 PM

season 3, starting in jan.


heeeyyeelll yeeah

11/7/2007 10:20:50 PM

WHEEEWWOOO

GIMMEE BACK MY BULLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!




OOOOHH THAT SMELL

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?


WHEEEWWOOO

11/7/2007 10:31:36 PM

ULTRA CONSERVATIVE ZEALOTRYYYYYY



call me!

11/7/2007 10:36:20 PM

we're gonna de-bitchulate you boy.

11/9/2007 3:30:11 PM

ha ha ha ha i love it when you find people IRL who catch your squidbillies references. in a car with someone, see a hunter. and tell the passenger that he's being debitchulated. and he says back "well aint that some bullmess"

YES!

11/11/2007 6:44:44 PM

if it warn't for pac-man we mighta lost the damn war

11/12/2007 5:50:02 PM

Lord I was a fool to plant bananners on a mountain.

11/12/2007 5:51:37 PM

hahahhahah

hey this aint got no auto re-verse. howmi supposd to exercise and flip my tapes and sip my sip

11/12/2007 5:53:29 PM