what's the chances of you rollin' with me?

7/26/2007 12:26:28 PM

69%

tee hee hhee

7/26/2007 12:27:25 PM

lollercoaster!

7/26/2007 12:30:21 PM

TWW is gay, no one even bothers to respond to my shitty threads anymore.

7/26/2007 1:39:24 PM

well, i wasn't on shawna

7/26/2007 1:40:02 PM

7/26/2007 1:53:58 PM

o mai

one of these days i'll come out to see you Shawna

7/26/2007 1:55:09 PM

8/12/2007 10:50:33 PM

maybe if it was ShawnaDD123

8/13/2007 12:25:18 AM

A closeted gay couple "Edwina" and "Cris" living in Texas finally get some justice in this world and are hired at the local Family Planning clinic. The night's celebration of pride and tolerance is disturbed by an unbearable event: The arrival of Christians in the newly sold house next door.

With a loud "southern hoot sound", the interlopers mark their territory with several fourty feet tall robo-mechanical American flags that can play country music at a near deadly decible level. (the flags are mounted on replica pacific railroad cars and follow a small track around the perimiter of their property)

The first meeting between the neighbors consists of a shot of one of the Christians arriving home from work. Screetching to a stop in a cloud of blue smoke and wearing a torn and burned firefighter's jacket and a motorcycle helmet, the Christian steps off of the Mexican national surgically wedded to a ninteenth century bicycle. We pan up from the ground.. the dusty boots..the non-acidwashed jeans.. the twenty kilogram beltbuckle depicting Moses enslaving the Egyptians.. and up to the helmet. when suddenly the helmet comes off and ... It's a man.

With this assault on their personal liberties setting the stage, the relationship between the neighbors only worsens when the Christians sponsor a Boyscout troop to clean up a section of a local interstate...a clear violation of the separation of Church and State.

Anyway it should end with a struggle for justice against impossible odds when finally, a level 56 Orc Knight in their clan helps the gay couple hire an Islamic lawyer who confides in them that in order to win the case they need to defy all that is precious to them by denying being gay. *Should actually contain the phrase "Deny all that is precious to you and deny you are gay"*

When it is revealed that the laywer is actually not a Muslim but a member of "Jews for Jesus", their world almost implodes. Luckily they have been to College and sit the lawyer down with a calculator, a slide-rule and twenty reams of TWW threads handprinted on home-made construction paper.
Within minutes the lawyer renounces his hate and accepts Nothing as his Lord and Savior.

exactly 9.11 minutes later (a nod to the simpsons episode where they visit the twin towers in New York) the Christians arrest everyone in the room and send them to prison for life.

The end

OR IS IT
(no)

?

8/13/2007 1:01:58 AM

^^More than a mouthful is a waste.

8/14/2007 8:31:43 PM

^^Didn't read it.

10/21/2007 8:32:42 PM

11/17/2007 11:38:43 AM

i'll post here, B

11/17/2007 11:40:57 AM

the reason why you are lacking in responses could be directly correlated to the shittiness of the thread

11/17/2007 11:50:14 AM

Your mom.

11/17/2007 6:11:54 PM

11/17/2007 6:13:06 PM

haaay shawna

11/17/2007 6:13:25 PM

if you like this song

come to the grains concert on the 1st

i'm just sayin...

11/17/2007 9:04:26 PM