Now accepting applications for secretary general.

Countries are first come first server.



The floor recognizes Lionheart as the Representative from Republic of Djibouti. Djibouti presents the ratification of a UN resolution to sanction countries allowing lame "Djibouti" based puns. The floor is open to discussion.

7/8/2007 12:42:46 AM

i totally hooked up with a chick hard at Model UN

i was all breaking curfew and shit

it was awesome

7/8/2007 12:45:30 AM

I was really involved with this and was even the re-founder of the mun club and the president.

7/8/2007 12:50:06 AM

geebo

7/8/2007 12:52:10 AM

I totally call isreal



bahah

7/8/2007 12:55:10 AM

where is isreal? Never heard of it

7/8/2007 12:57:00 AM

i call the supreme dictator for life

7/8/2007 1:04:37 AM

The floor recognizes arcgreek as the representative of the State of Israel pending his ability to pass the mandatory spell your own countries name right entrance examination.

7/8/2007 2:08:37 AM

Israel has declared war on palestine; however, we will gladly take a payoff in diamonds--to drop the matter.

7/8/2007 2:29:23 AM

I call Russia

7/8/2007 2:31:20 AM

No, Russia call you!

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 2:32 AM. Reason : ]

7/8/2007 2:31:59 AM

dibs on Canada

7/8/2007 2:47:39 AM

When MUN was reformed a couple of years ago, I signed up. We went to one tournament. I was Mexico. It was fun.

However, I'm totally putting in an application for Secretary General. I am far and away the most qualified. You know this. Just accept it.

7/8/2007 3:47:10 AM

dibs on lichtenstein

7/8/2007 3:48:30 AM

dibs on The United States of America.

Bitches.

7/8/2007 3:59:59 AM

i call the Republic of Ireland.

7/8/2007 6:31:05 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Mbhd4LGR-g

7/8/2007 6:51:00 AM

Definitely Genosha, or if not that, then Latveria or Wakanda.







[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 7:04 AM. Reason : .]

7/8/2007 7:03:47 AM

I call Duke of Finland

7/8/2007 9:01:23 AM

I would watch a session of this on The Ocho

7/8/2007 9:44:05 AM

dibs on Netherlands or Belgium

hmmm might go for the UK.... (permanent seat)

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 11:06 AM. Reason : b]

7/8/2007 11:02:11 AM

i gots sweden bitches

7/8/2007 11:15:47 AM

i just want a place that doesnt suck...africa i'm looking in your direction...

7/8/2007 11:18:19 AM

^equatorial guinea is the way to go

7/8/2007 11:19:36 AM

i call austria

7/8/2007 11:37:28 AM

GO BANANA

7/8/2007 11:38:41 AM

I call Germany.

7/8/2007 11:38:44 AM

The floor recognizes the following representatives:

parsonsb from the Russian Federation,
bbehe from Canada,
Madman from the Principality of Liechtenstein,
StillFuchsia from the United States of America,
AxlBonBach from the Republic of Ireland,
qntmfred from the Republic of Finland,
FykalJpn from the Kingdom of Sweden,
nothing22 from the Republic of Austria,
nonlogic from the Federal Republic of Germany.

One secretary general nomination vote for GrumpyGOP a former representative from Mexico.

Permanent security council members consist of the 5 initial countries.
Djibouti
Israel
Russia
Canada
Lichtenstein

Temporary security council memberships now up for nomination.

Representation for a country may be ceded to another representative but that member cannot then represent another nation. Representatives may return to represent their countries at a later date.

7/8/2007 12:08:47 PM

i call Niger

7/8/2007 1:26:13 PM

i call the Principality of Sealand.

7/8/2007 1:29:47 PM

cyrion calls liberia. thank you for sending us some slaves back. we appreciate that america.

7/8/2007 1:30:23 PM

surge wants to represent the Roman Empire, ie Italy

7/8/2007 1:33:37 PM

The United States wishes to nominate itself for a temporary security council membership.

7/8/2007 1:35:54 PM

The floor recognizes
evan as the representative of the Republic of Niger,
cyrion as the representative of the Republic of Liberia,
surge as the representative of the the Italian Republic.

Voting on temporary security council members and secretary general will begin in the near future, current recognized nominations are:

Security Council Temporary Members:
The United States of America

Secretary General:
GrumpyGOP

Due to the somewhat dubious nature of the Principality of Sealand's sovereignty a vote will be held on whether to officially recognize the country as a sovereign nation and to allow entry into the TWWUN.

The first official resolution is TWWUN Resolution01: Recognition of Sealand.
Sealand is recognized as sovereign and allowed a seat in the TWWUN.

Discussion and voting is now allowed, only the final "Yay" or "Nay" declaration is will be counted. Voting ends at 8:00PM EST July 9. All current and newly recognized representatives are allowed to vote. Voting must include the name of the nation represented. Until the full security council is established, vetos can only be enacted by a unanimous vote of all permanent security council members.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2007 2:02:21 PM

Djibouti would like to acknowledge our support of the recognition and entrance of Sealand into the TWWUN. Sealand has a long history of protecting its own sovereignty against outside invasion. They issue currency and passports and provide contributions to various web based industries.

Djibouti votes "YAY" on TWWUN Resolution01.

7/8/2007 2:05:45 PM

dibs on switzerland

7/8/2007 2:07:26 PM

I call Norway

7/8/2007 2:09:30 PM

The floor recognizes ncsuamyk as the representative of the Swiss Confederation
and chembob as the representative from the Kingdom of Norway

7/8/2007 2:15:31 PM

I would have called Italy, but a noob called it first.

But Norway kicks ass.

7/8/2007 2:18:51 PM

the kingdom of sweden would like to nominate itself for a temporary security council position.

sweden also votes nay on TWWUN Resolution01 because of the uncertain status of sealand's statehood. we may, however, be willing to afford sealand observer status in lieu of full membership.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2007 2:19:18 PM

The United States cannot recognize Sealand as a principality. It has never formally been declared as sovereign with diplomatic recognition, and has therefore remained a part of the United Kingdom. Besides which, ten people do not a nation make.

The United States of America votes "NAY" on TWWUN Resolution01.

7/8/2007 2:19:38 PM

fuck sealand in its tiny asshole. it is a disgrace to this body which holds great nations such as djibouti, liberia, and niger.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 2:22 PM. Reason : NAY]

7/8/2007 2:21:58 PM

we would like to remind the representative from liberia that votes must include the name of the nation represented.

7/8/2007 2:24:13 PM

I call Andorra

7/8/2007 2:25:02 PM

sealand offers the UN the full power of its bandwidth. and a place to store all your porn.

7/8/2007 2:26:09 PM

datz not how we roll in liberia, but fine. liberia must VERY professionally vote NAY to TWWUN Resolution01

7/8/2007 2:27:48 PM

The floor recognizes nutsmackr as the representative of the Principality of Andorra.

7/8/2007 2:30:08 PM

Canada votes "NAY" on TWWUN Resolution01.

7/8/2007 3:04:48 PM

China plz

7/8/2007 3:12:26 PM

The Federal Republic of Germany votes "Yay" on TWWUN Resolution01 and requests a temporary seat on the Security Council.

7/8/2007 3:28:23 PM