I'm moving to San Francisco for 6 months and plan on bringing my 85 lb. dong. I'm looking around at options. I planned to just fly him as cargo, but US Air (which would be my direct from Charlotte to SF) won't also fly my balls, and Delta won't fly them this time of the year either.

Anyone know which airlines have the most flexibility when it comes to shipping your junk? I'm not against the idea of paying a junk shipping service to ship either, but would like to avoid shooting shit tons of jizz in the process.

6/8/2007 9:35:44 AM

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"my 85 lb. dong"

6/8/2007 9:37:06 AM

1.8/10

6/8/2007 9:38:01 AM

it's actually kind of funny that you care enough to include an extra significant digit

6/8/2007 9:38:53 AM

stupid

6/8/2007 9:41:44 AM

you misspelled awesome

6/8/2007 9:42:12 AM

well, at least i got bumped from "kinda stupid" to "stupid"

that's some serious tweaking for kind of a weak insult

6/8/2007 9:42:59 AM

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"Do not consecutively reply to a topic - If you are within the alloted timespan for editing a message that no one has replied to and you think of something to add, EDIT the message. DO NOT REPLY AGAIN. Constant abuse of this will not be tolerated."

6/8/2007 9:44:32 AM

don't be mad because i have all my limbs and can type fast

well, that's not really the reason

but it is awesome to have two arms

and two eyes

6/8/2007 9:47:19 AM

and this isn't in CC b/c???

6/8/2007 9:56:08 AM

b/c of

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"Dammit100 All American 8647 Posts user info edit post and this isn't in CC b/c??? 6/8/2007 9:56:08 AM"

6/8/2007 9:59:12 AM

oh, good point.

6/8/2007 10:05:39 AM

thanks

i know my logic is flawless

but it's still nice to hear a compliment every now and then

6/8/2007 10:07:07 AM

i knew it wouldnt take long for the lounge to run amuck while he's away on his honeymoon

you people...

6/8/2007 10:17:10 AM

i had no idea some douche was away doing douchey things

i do as i please

6/8/2007 10:17:47 AM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=478043

6/8/2007 10:19:28 AM

you idiots know that parodies are not to be made in the lounge

6/8/2007 12:48:01 PM

this is why i made my thread.

6/8/2007 12:54:43 PM

i laffed

6/8/2007 12:55:51 PM

i chuckled

6/8/2007 1:00:29 PM

HA

6/8/2007 2:07:58 PM

ibtl

6/8/2007 2:08:01 PM

omar is on his honeymoon

6/8/2007 2:10:05 PM

i laffed

6/8/2007 2:15:44 PM

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"Status : Suspended"

oopsie!

6/8/2007 2:16:58 PM

GREAT THREAD, HIGHLY APPROVE

WILL READ AGAIN

6/8/2007 2:21:27 PM

ahaha 10/10

6/8/2007 2:23:21 PM

its about time this dumb ass nastoute was swept under the rug

6/8/2007 2:25:54 PM

let the movers take it with the furniture

it's not like you use it for anything

6/8/2007 2:49:17 PM

ahahaha

I loled

ibtl

6/9/2007 4:47:16 PM

GG Stoute. hahahaha.

6/9/2007 4:57:28 PM

What's that video of the guy who got all the silicone injections into his penis. I bet he could give you answers.

6/9/2007 5:02:02 PM

I lafted

6/9/2007 9:12:20 PM

iblt

6/9/2007 9:16:25 PM

wtf gunzz or whoever. HE'S SUFFERING ENOUGH. HOW WILL HE GET TO SAN FRANCISCO (where he will presumably find others interested in his big dong).

6/9/2007 10:08:04 PM

hahah he's taking his big dong to SF... what a foghat


last place I'd carry my big dong is SF

6/9/2007 10:31:21 PM