it wont open, is there a safe way to open this without breaking anything?

5/28/2007 9:08:59 PM

you could stop jizzing on it

5/28/2007 9:12:00 PM

no no.. i figured out it had a lock.

5/28/2007 9:13:51 PM

jizz lock?

5/28/2007 9:16:10 PM

no, i don't masturbate enough to have one of those, it was a computer lockage device that seems to be very advanced.

5/28/2007 9:22:15 PM

its called a "retard keeper outter"

5/28/2007 11:18:50 PM

did 2001 music play as you tried to figure it out?

5/28/2007 11:22:33 PM

no i was blazed, and i didnt see the fingerprint scanner on the side to unlock it. it really was some crazy advanced toshiba p.o.s.

5/29/2007 5:42:51 AM

the sad part about this all is it is HIS laptop. :\

pretty sure i would notice the fingerprint scanner on the side of my case.

5/29/2007 8:30:23 AM