And out sail you. Forgot that part. Buck up buttercup.

You pick the boats to race. I don't give a damn. We're on, you cocky bastard. And I'll be in NC next week. With boats.....

Edit: Just got off the phone with the sailing school. Got 2 equal boats ready to go. Oriental NC. I'll be there, in NC, next week. Single-handed, no crew. Course is set up for 14 miles. I got your ass.

5/10/2007 11:53:26 PM

dammit ed, do this shit when i'm in the damn country

5/10/2007 11:54:16 PM

I triple dog dare that fucker to race me. Equal boats. He get's his choice. It really won't matter.

We'll do it again when you get back with crew on bigger ones.

5/11/2007 12:11:14 AM

you know what i want to race you on? hobie 16's or 18's, mano y mano, or any cat for that matter, thats where my skillz lie

[Edited on May 11, 2007 at 12:14 AM. Reason : cause if you turtle, you don't have enough ass to right it solo, w00t, full ramming speed]

5/11/2007 12:13:29 AM

Oh fuck, I'll singlehand and match you, Ed.

These boats DO have roller furlers, don't they?!!

5/11/2007 12:14:37 AM

nigga plz, sunfish race ftw

5/11/2007 12:16:30 AM

Get me a plank that I can haul my fat ass out on, and I'll sail that little shit so close-hauled that you would SWEAR I wasn't tacking.

5/11/2007 12:17:47 AM

canoes with underwear and yardstick mainsheets ftw

5/11/2007 12:18:44 AM

Dey be some bick got-damn draws, muthaflucka

5/11/2007 12:19:49 AM

ok, t-shirts for everyone but me and you, but underwear size would even out weight considerations, might make it more even

5/11/2007 12:20:29 AM

ZX, I'll fuck you up on a boat!!!!!!!!!!! You better keep your shit docked.

Werd to da wise.

5/11/2007 12:21:13 AM

didn't you just run your shit aground?

5/11/2007 12:22:07 AM

Werd to da nikka-ro...

I ain't skeert. I'll sail my bathtub Compac 'til the gun'ls are flooded.

I did run aground last year when I took my boat over to Sailcraft Service.

[Edited on May 11, 2007 at 12:23 AM. Reason : oh shit.]

5/11/2007 12:22:33 AM

If'n you're talking to me Mr 69, that would be the OWNER that ran us aground. That'd be a little out of my control. I told that fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/11/2007 12:26:20 AM

i havent run anything aground by accident yet, so i win

5/11/2007 12:26:33 AM

You will run something aground.


It's heading your way.







But that would make you a dumbass. Megayachts aren't supposed to do that...unless they don't listen to the crew.

Sailing race? Who's in dammit?

5/11/2007 12:32:23 AM

Me. When? I'm gonna try and be in Oriental Sunday. Me and Pops are gonna work on the boat some. He's being a pussy about unstepping the mast...so I can replace my masthead light. But I'm gonna do it.

5/11/2007 12:41:51 AM

Aight den. I can probably make it by Sunday. (I mean Monday) Let's race some damn boats!

5/11/2007 12:53:04 AM

I'll race you sonofabitch!

5/11/2007 12:58:05 AM

MDK

5/11/2007 1:20:18 AM

wait, what?

i'm confused.

[Edited on May 11, 2007 at 1:35 AM. Reason : i know i'll beat your ass on go karts, what.]

5/11/2007 1:27:11 AM

Go carts?

Yeah, your overwhelming 0.00000001 second win was purely due to weight advantage.

One of these days, we gotta race some more evenly matched rigs. I'm tired of hearing your shit.

5/11/2007 8:00:53 AM

I'll beat both of you pussies. And I weigh more than either of you.

I'd go so far as to wager a six pack of quality beer on it. Hell, I'll wager a fifth of Maker's Mark.

5/11/2007 8:24:23 AM

Quote :

"He's being a pussy about unstepping the mast...so I can replace my masthead light. But I'm gonna do it."

you're a BAMF man.

5/11/2007 8:30:10 AM

^^ Dan, we'd both whip your ass. Though your ass is probably already whipping something up, so no race.

5/11/2007 8:45:47 AM

I got something you can whip, you faggot-ass faggot...

5/11/2007 9:53:12 AM

'scuse me, Ed, I meant ya got-damn faggit!

5/11/2007 10:37:59 AM

this is a rediculous thread. ed you have issues

5/11/2007 10:39:34 AM

yeah, i still haven't seen where anyone challenged him. damn drugs.

5/11/2007 11:56:18 AM

i think its between him, dan and keith??

5/11/2007 11:58:47 AM

I don't know shit about boats. I tried windsurfing once. I'm gonna call it wading in a lake with a board from now on

5/11/2007 12:04:12 PM

i dunno. i just know sailing is alot of effort to go SLOW.

5/11/2007 12:05:00 PM

fucking stink potters

i did the Annapolis-Newport race in just under 60 hours one year on a 47' - but i guess if you wanted to spend a few grand on gas, a stink pot could do it faster

5/11/2007 3:45:40 PM

Paging Maugan ?

5/11/2007 4:30:57 PM

I thought bbr was saying drive a car. ^motored boat makes more sense. I wonder how long an aquada it would take an aquada to do that trip?

5/11/2007 4:31:18 PM

ill race all yall in an written off russian nuclear submarine

5/11/2007 9:55:21 PM

^ I think I saw one of those today. American though.

Submarines are just plain weird. I keep waiting for one to surface right under the boat *flip*

Edit: Me and the dawgers took the day off and went bar hopping in Deerfield Beach. And I must say, Brazillian women are f'n awesome!

[Edited on May 11, 2007 at 11:54 PM. Reason : .day of goodness]

5/11/2007 11:47:44 PM

^ That post is worthless without pics

5/12/2007 12:26:31 AM