just shootin the shit, playing paddy-cake

is this kind of stuff normal?

4/16/2007 5:46:07 PM

are they yours?

b/c if not . . . i'd say no.

[Edited on April 16, 2007 at 5:46 PM. Reason : .]

4/16/2007 5:46:24 PM

I believe with kids the proper terminology is 'shootin the breeze'

4/16/2007 5:46:41 PM

sometimes they use our apt as base in tag, other times it's a ground-rule double in kickball

we've asked them to stop on numerous occasions and even told the apt office about it

i'd like to sprinkle shards of glass in my yard

[Edited on April 16, 2007 at 5:49 PM. Reason : lemme get my camera Ø]

4/16/2007 5:48:37 PM

dude, that's fucked up. kids need a place to play outside- they're not bothering you. what do you have against kids having fun? Who are you? Mr. Wilson? Go out there and play with them you fat lardass.

4/16/2007 5:53:48 PM

they make a lot of fucking noise- i can't begin to describe

4/16/2007 5:56:34 PM

Quote :

"dude, that's fucked up. kids need a place to play outside- they're not bothering you. what do you have against kids having fun? Who are you? Mr. Wilson? Go out there and play with them you fat lardass."

fatty

4/16/2007 5:57:48 PM

WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?!

4/16/2007 5:58:16 PM

i didn't get to play disc golf today cause it was too windy

^that is a damned good question. these fuckers just run rampant from like 3pm to around 9pm

one time around midnight to around 1am, a couple of them were bouncing a basketball in the middle of the road

[Edited on April 16, 2007 at 5:59 PM. Reason : Ø]

4/16/2007 5:58:34 PM

i actually sympathize - sure, tehy should be outside playing - but they should know by now how to respect other people's property.

4/16/2007 5:58:46 PM

we got parks in this neighborhood

[Edited on April 16, 2007 at 6:00 PM. Reason : Ø]

4/16/2007 5:59:50 PM

Actually, when I think about it, the amazing thing is that kids are playing outside at all. I didn't realize that still happened!

4/16/2007 6:02:24 PM

dont keep your cigs out on your patio.

I remember when I was in 7th grade, me and my friend stole a pack of marlboro lights from somebodies patio and then proceeded to go by the small lake/stream in the neighborhood and smoke pretending to like it even though it was giving me one hell of a headache.

4/16/2007 6:03:56 PM

call the popo with an npo complaint

4/16/2007 6:05:40 PM

Tell them you'll get pissed off like an asian dude.

4/16/2007 6:06:21 PM

AT LEAST YOU HAVE ELECTRICITY

4/16/2007 6:07:02 PM

dude, we all used to hate grown ups like you, man.

just be cool, man. be cool.

4/16/2007 6:07:04 PM

here's another fun little thing they like to do



they hang out at the electrical box. sometimes it's base, like my apt. othertimes, it's a stage for practicing Stomp. that wouldn't be a bad thing except it resonates like crazy.

i keep hoping it'll explode one day. i think i could do without power for a little while if that happened.

4/16/2007 6:08:43 PM

are they black?

4/16/2007 6:11:05 PM

can you see them in the shadows?

4/16/2007 6:12:08 PM

i've done random census from time to time. it's about 14% white, 32% hispanic, 53% black, and 1% other

4/16/2007 6:12:26 PM

lol...that first pic looks like a creepy old man stalker pic.

4/16/2007 6:13:28 PM

haha yeah it does. i kept my finger in there for laffs.

4/16/2007 6:13:56 PM

watch this guy end up raping and keeping kids in his closet or basement when he hits his midlife crisis

4/16/2007 6:14:40 PM

won't have time- we're moving out at the end of this lease in december

i need to go out there in whitey-tighties and t-shirt, butterscotch on my fingers, and ask them "YOU KIDS LIKE POPSICLES?!?"

[Edited on April 16, 2007 at 6:18 PM. Reason : Ø]

4/16/2007 6:15:07 PM

bttt

they're out there again...they've never really gone away. but they're playing kickball in the street and our back porch is their 1st base...and they don't exactly kick straight, so the ball keeps bounching off the side of the house...which shakes the whole place

6/21/2007 7:54:17 PM

get outside drink beer and talk nonsense to them

6/21/2007 7:57:16 PM

drive over them with a car

6/21/2007 8:00:01 PM

open your blinds and walk around with a shotgun. load it and cock it a lot when they are near so they know whats up.

6/21/2007 8:01:17 PM

and BOOM..the kickball hit the back door

my fiance has just explained to me that the problem is they're playing pegs, so everytime someone runs to first base, they're throw the ball toward the house

[Edited on June 21, 2007 at 8:03 PM. Reason : *]

6/21/2007 8:01:49 PM

God I miss North Carolina where people cared about stuff like this....it's like....ooooh scandalous...miscellaneous kids playing outside...NOTEWORTHY!~

6/21/2007 8:03:21 PM

Did you not play outside as a kid or something?

6/21/2007 8:03:29 PM

It looks like there's a weed and a black growing on your porch I don't know which you should kill of first, however.

6/21/2007 8:03:49 PM

leave the door open, let the kickball in, then stab it with the biggest knife you have. walk to the back doorway, slide the flat kickball off the knife, throw it on the ground, show your teeth then slam the door.

scaring niggers off is easy, its the deer and rabbits that dont learn

6/21/2007 8:04:43 PM

did i play outside as a kid? yes.
did i play in my neighbors' yards instead of my own? no
did i pass through others' yards...sure

somehow our lawn has become the neighborhood playground. and that's not ok.

6/21/2007 8:04:50 PM

go out there are fucking tell them to stop you fucking pansy

6/21/2007 8:05:31 PM

go tell them to stop then

internet isn't gonna help you

6/21/2007 8:05:37 PM

don't let those kids punk you down

6/21/2007 8:05:43 PM

haha...i quit counting the number of times we've told them to go away. they always come back.

and i can't be a pansy if i'm a girl, can i?

[Edited on June 21, 2007 at 8:07 PM. Reason : *]

6/21/2007 8:06:27 PM

call the police, playing in someones yard is illegal.

6/21/2007 8:06:33 PM

then go get a shotgun and sit at the edge of your property

6/21/2007 8:07:57 PM

shards of glass in the yard will end their fun

6/21/2007 8:09:06 PM

no then they can sue you.

kill the kickball, what are they gonna do? call the cops? its not a crime to kill a kickball.

6/21/2007 8:11:02 PM

.....shards of glass

6/21/2007 8:11:45 PM

what about putting antifreeze in a koolaid jug and setting it on your porch with a bunch of glasses, is that illegal?

6/21/2007 8:14:26 PM

i've seriously thought about putting the glass in my yard and the popping the ball with a knife idea

i've thrown away a whiffle ball bat, a pot they liked to throw around, and one of their footballs

it's a fantastic conundrum, tww, it really is. i've tried talking to them a few times- they're dumb as bricks and "never come back in my yard ever" translates to "for the rest of the day"

6/21/2007 8:24:40 PM

you should leave them alone
if you talk shit to them they might hack on ur wolfweb account and post shitty shittier threads!

6/21/2007 8:30:35 PM

go hang out on their porch? i have no idea what to legally do

throw poop at them

6/21/2007 9:19:36 PM

oh good...it's hide and seek night :-/

7/25/2007 9:35:14 PM

ummm...move to a neighborhood full of white people?

7/25/2007 9:37:01 PM