http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6387611.stm
2/23/2007 12:45:54 AM
link to video, now
2/23/2007 12:52:27 AM
They probably got the chimps and the natives confused.
2/23/2007 1:19:22 AM
2/23/2007 1:23:11 AM
It's just a matter of time before they take over!
2/23/2007 3:06:21 AM
2/23/2007 7:44:40 AM
SWEET!That's so cool.Let's kill them off before they become a threat. !!!
2/23/2007 10:11:26 AM
We have confirmed reports that the chimpanzees in subsaharan africa are currently developing weapons of mass destruction. They are a clear threat to world peace and must be stopped.
2/23/2007 10:14:42 AM
When God hears about this, he's gonna be pissed.
2/23/2007 10:44:25 AM
I heard they have ties to Al-Qaeda.
2/23/2007 10:59:38 AM
they are also covering the spears in their HIV tainted blood. GERM WARFARE!!!!
2/23/2007 11:10:36 AM
USAF Stealth Bomber: serving al-Qaeda and the militant simian community since 1997.
2/23/2007 11:49:10 AM
Well, we should prepare to fight off the chimps. Is fighting off chimps anything like fighting off zombies?
2/23/2007 1:14:52 PM
2/23/2007 2:33:53 PM
So far it looks as if they're only doing this to attack creatures inside trees. Once they figure out spears are more generally useful, then we'll be in trouble.
2/23/2007 2:38:00 PM
YOU GON' GET POKED
2/23/2007 3:17:14 PM
there's no such thing as hunting, rather what they're doing is called "intelligent stabbing"
2/23/2007 3:57:21 PM
POKE ME ONCE. . .WON'T GET POKED AGAIN!
2/23/2007 9:26:14 PM
Maybe we should pre-emptively poke them just incase and then say it was a preventive poking.
2/23/2007 10:03:08 PM
They may enjoy their spears now, but eventually they will find bigger sticks to make bigger spears until one day they have made a spear big enough to destroy them all.
2/23/2007 10:05:00 PM
They're gonna make themselves a MOAS. Mother Of All Spears.[Edited on February 24, 2007 at 1:04 AM. Reason : Spears, not spheres... wtf]
2/24/2007 1:04:20 AM
You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!
2/24/2007 1:43:43 AM
one of them is going to kill a humanthen its going to be crazy
2/24/2007 3:14:23 AM
Scary, but it could be worse:http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315
2/24/2007 3:37:07 AM
Well dolphins already enjoy sex and now that they have thumbs we (humans) are toast. [Edited on February 24, 2007 at 6:53 AM. Reason : .]
2/24/2007 6:52:46 AM
Doesn't a stick have to have a tip on it to be called a spear?
2/24/2007 11:10:02 AM
noit just needs a sharp point
2/24/2007 7:31:50 PM
lol @ spear chuckers
2/24/2007 9:19:37 PM