from my brothers (unc grad) email account

Quote :

"This is what is all about! We are Carolina. So as you settle in to watch Wednesday's game, whether in Seattle or Shanghai, Wake County or West Jefferson, LA or NYC, keep in mind that still, as ever, we're in this thing together, and we're bound across these many miles by that which outsiders simply do not understand: a deep, profound, fiery, spitting hatred of all things dook. Start now, this morning, and begin prepping yourself for victory. Begin to focus. Rearrange your schedule if you must, but resolve to get to your chosen game venue in plenty of time. Drink fluids - lots of fluids. And start building your outrage: Think about ratface and how it's all about him. Think about how the soulless @#%$ named a "center of leadership and ethics" after him. Think about how they're actually proud of this. (*see below) Think about paulus' off-arm push-off on every drive. Think about how Vitale and Patrick will sing his praises to the highest heavens. Think about mcbob, and the fouls they won't call on him. Think about how he'll be allowed to assault Hansbrough, and how he won't be made to pay for it by the referees. Think about his vulgar outbursts any time something doesn't go his way, yet the refs will never "T" him up for them. Think about how dook will be allowed to slap, bump, and dive on every defensive possession. Think about how dook will be allowed to slap, bump, and dive on every offensive possession. Think about how demarcus will go flying across the court to "save" a loose ball that's 35 feet away, that he has no chance to get to. Think about how hard, and with what primal enthusiasm, his teammates will subsequently embrace him. Think about how the students there will greet our starters with "Hi ______, you suck" - and not only does k* or the University try to stop this classless act, but they encourage it. As do dookie V and his Suck-up Mike Patrick. Think about how k* has 6 Burger Boys, yet the announcers will make such a big deal of what he is doing this year in light of losing so much talent (jj and she-will) off of last year's team. As if the cupboard is bare. Fact is, k* lets most of his Burger boys sit until they rot. Think about Montross' bloody face. Think about Stack's baseline dunk. Think about dahntay jones' uncalled, three-stitch-producing face scrape on the great Raymond Felton. Think about how, after that incident, dook scrub andre buckner PUSHED OUR COACH WITH TWO HANDS, ON TELEVISION, IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF VIEWERS, and not only did not receive a technical, but was praised afterwards by ratface as a "peacemaker." (I still can't believe this happened. Leadership and ethics, my bleeping ass.) Think about wojo. Think about his pansy @#%$ slapping the floor at "coach k court". And think about chris collins. Mother. bleeping. chris. collins. Think about Dockery face-shoving Tyler last year, in the game's final seconds, when the outcome was already decided. (and dookie V ignoring it) Think about 8 points in 16 seconds. Think about Marvin's tip-in. Think about Tyler coolly hitting a big 3 last year when the dookies were making a run, and Bobby stepping up to the free throw line and calmly smiling and nodding to his teammates that he had 'em, then delivering the proof through the nets. More than anything, begin this fine morning and start remembering how much you hate dook. Get yourself into a gnarled, throbbing, full rolling boil of hate. Tell your dook co-workers to eat $hit and die. Sit someplace dark for a while if you can, to organize the your tangled hatred into a single coherent mantra. Let it guide you. Let the hate permeate every cell in your Carolina blue soul until you are one giant biomass of I-Hate-Dook. It should feel good. And on Wednesday, take that to the game/bar/living room, yell like you mean it, and get ready to win. Cause it's "the game", and we are Carolina. "

2/7/2007 11:50:03 AM

damn

state fans' complex towards carolina isnt even THAT bad

2/7/2007 11:52:52 AM

ACC Basketball.

Serious Business.

2/7/2007 12:03:05 PM

Quote :

"i wouldn't pull for UNC even if coach k raped my firstborn child in the ass "

2/7/2007 12:11:04 PM

think about how many steps Tyler is allowed to take before its truly a "walk"

or

how many reach in UNC can have before one is called against them.

2/7/2007 12:19:47 PM

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"the great Raymond Felton"

I LOL'ed.

2/7/2007 2:13:30 PM

I wouldn't pull for UNC even if they were playing against Al Queda themselves. In fact, I would pull for Al Queda and scream "Alla akbar!" after every score.

2/7/2007 2:22:14 PM