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aaronburro
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Let's get this thing started!

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"JonHGuth: ^exactly, the bicameral legislature is from mathews 10"

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=455554

1/13/2007 1:50:02 AM

joe_schmoe
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"Smoker4

Clearly, our oversight needs more oversight. And who will oversee the overseers? Well, that remains to be seen.
"


/message_topic.aspx?topic=464986&page=3#10074368

gg

3/11/2007 8:46:44 PM

guth
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its better without a link to the thread, the link lets people know i was being sarcastic and the quote is less funny

3/11/2007 9:12:51 PM

aaronburro
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Quote :
"aaronburro: case closed, bitch. now shut the fuck up and get in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich!
"

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_editpost.aspx?edit=10236505

4/14/2007 11:35:58 PM

RevoltNow
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you cant nominate yourself!

4/15/2007 12:26:24 AM

aaronburro
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the hell i can't. I JUST DID, MOFO!

4/15/2007 12:30:00 AM

joe_schmoe
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aaronburro nominated himself because he made a funny.

"get me a sammich"

please stop. youre killing me.

oh. my sides.

4/15/2007 12:37:15 AM

aaronburro
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i;m not surprised you don't understand it. you fail to see the connection between "censorship" and "government"

4/15/2007 12:39:16 AM

joe_schmoe
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not at all. however, you apparently fail to see that censorship can be enforced by non-governmental entities.










[Edited on April 15, 2007 at 12:45 AM. Reason : ]

4/15/2007 12:43:20 AM

BridgetSPK
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aaronburro, when I'm blatantly focusing on you by putting "you" and "your" in italics, you can't act like I'm looking down on anyone but you. That isn't enough evidence for you to call me an elitist or get all excited about busting me and tell me to go make a sandwich for you.

Just hold out. I'm sure I'll say something genuinely worthy of this thread. And when I do, I'll make sure to PM you so you can have the pleasure of posting it here.

Go mow the lawn, you lazy bastard.

(See how funny it is?)

4/15/2007 1:00:54 AM

aaronburro
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hardly a quote, considering I said nothing of the sort.

4/15/2007 1:03:43 AM

BridgetSPK
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Who the fuck are you talking to? You're seriously not making any sense this evening.

4/15/2007 1:06:56 AM

aaronburro
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woops. read that comma as a quote

4/15/2007 1:13:00 AM

GoldenViper
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LoneSnark shows his true colors:

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"There just aren't enough politically motivated murders every year."


[Edited on April 28, 2007 at 5:40 PM. Reason : d]

4/28/2007 5:40:31 PM

umbrellaman
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I wanted to put it in here before someone else does.

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"Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general.
It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives
you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a
few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that
seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're
probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at l
east Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and
resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to
undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own
good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word."


-FroshKiller, "Before you post that religion thread..."

[Edited on April 28, 2007 at 5:51 PM. Reason : blah]

4/28/2007 5:50:54 PM

Kris
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^i'm pretty sure that's not from 07

4/28/2007 6:44:38 PM

guth
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Quote :
"that bananna thing is hillarious

pineapples must be proof that god was a dick"

-Kris

4/30/2007 2:16:39 PM

0EPII1
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Quote :
"Let's say that K-Mart sells a shitty suicide bomb kit with a 2% rate of failure. Then it's okay?"


spookyjon

5/25/2007 7:48:02 AM

hooksaw
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Quote :
"oh yeah most def...gore prolly has a better chance than a negro or a broad"


drunknloaded

5/29/2007 8:08:29 AM

Amsterdam718
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10/10. B.

5/29/2007 9:23:45 AM

Oeuvre
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Quote :
"cocaine, B

- Amsterdam718"

5/29/2007 11:45:36 AM

hooksaw
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Quote :
"lol, FUCK pat bucanan"


drunknloaded

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=480187

6/5/2007 1:26:04 AM

jwb9984
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these quotes are pathetic

6/5/2007 2:57:59 AM

drunknloaded
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"And I look at myself and I think, am I supposed to be proud of what I am? I hear everyone telling me about all the benefits I get and how "spoiled" I am because I'm both White and I'm a male. It's almost like I'm supposed to be ashamed, like I'm the rich preppy kid of the "racial and gender school". And then I see how I can barely make rent and I think, "Is this the benefit I get for being a White male?""


-God

6/5/2007 3:10:59 AM

mathman
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Quote :
"jwb9984 these quotes are pathetic "


sorry, I couldn't help myself.

6/5/2007 5:28:31 PM

sarijoul
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^^it's funny because gronke ALSO talks about how he has an xbox 360 and buys games for it.

[Edited on June 5, 2007 at 5:47 PM. Reason : grammars]

6/5/2007 5:46:58 PM

joe_schmoe
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Quote :
"jwb9984 these quotes are pathetic "

6/6/2007 2:48:36 AM

0EPII1
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Quote :
"this guy is the biggest racist, nazi, terrorist sympathizing bastard out there... no wonder he supports Paul."


- goddamn idiot Oeuvre

6/6/2007 1:01:38 PM

joe_schmoe
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this thread fucking sucks. it gives the Soap Box a bad name. i mean, it makes us all look like a bunch of circle jerking retards.

do you really want people to ..... oh.

nm

6/7/2007 3:48:11 AM

0EPII1
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Quote :
"Berger was fined 50k, ordered to complete 100 years of community service, serve two years probation and lost his security credentials."


- Kay_Yow



6/10/2007 2:41:13 AM

hooksaw
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Quote :
"I'm not a scientist (or at least, I don't have a degree in an purely scientific field), but I deal with lots of scienc-y things."


moron

Un-fucking-believable!

6/11/2007 1:03:53 AM

joe_schmoe
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^^ jesus fucking christ you ESL bastard, quit busting on motherfuckers typos.

that is not a funny quote.

^

although, i hate to say, that one kind of is.

6/11/2007 1:36:03 AM

0EPII1
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So if someone says "100 years" instead of "100 days", you don't find that funny?

If not, you need a brain transplant, k? And stop fucking tailing me; I don't know what your fucking problem is. I never tail you or comment on what you say, but you insist on being hateful towards me and a pain in the neck.

As for the ESL comment, yes, you are right: English is my second language, but it is also my best language, and I know the language far better than > 99% of English-speaking Caucasians do.

So to conclude this post, just STFU already, and stop tailing me. Take care of your kid or something.

6/11/2007 10:52:32 AM

pwrstrkdf250
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why hasn't joe_schmoe been suspended yet?

seems like he trolls this place as much or more than anyone else

6/11/2007 10:55:26 AM

GrumpyGOP
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0EPII1, I wanna settle this once and for all -- where the hell are you from, anyway?

6/11/2007 11:26:56 AM

hooksaw
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^^ Agree.

6/11/2007 12:19:39 PM

joe_schmoe
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you would

6/11/2007 1:16:20 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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I don't really care one way or another, because I don't sit back frothing at the mouth waiting for the opportunity to come in here and be a troll


but you kinda remind me of 409c


always trolling and making things worse, but then bitch, piss and moan like a menopausal cunt when someone else posts shit you don't agree with.... seems like you should take a time out yourself

6/11/2007 3:31:22 PM

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For someone who hasn't really added too much to this section in nearly a month, I'm not sure anyone really cares about your opinion. But thanks for sharing it anyway.

6/11/2007 3:57:34 PM

Mr. Joshua
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does anyone really add much to this section?

because I know I don't

6/11/2007 3:58:26 PM

Blind Hate
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Yea, shmoe, hooksaw, grumpy, and plenty of others who put more than a single line in their replies are at least thinking about topics and discussing them.

6/11/2007 4:03:11 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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yeah, you're a fucking troll too


I don't know why you're here

how many names of yours have been suspended?

6/11/2007 4:30:13 PM

Blind Hate
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Sorry pal, trolling is not my M.O.

6/11/2007 4:32:51 PM

jwb9984
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^^just curious, but how would you categorize your posts in the soapbox?

all you do is bust in on threads where blind hate, typeA or whoever posts and accuse them of trolling, thereby starting yet another thread down the same old, tired path.

how is that any different?

[Edited on June 11, 2007 at 4:33 PM. Reason : /.]

6/11/2007 4:33:39 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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gee, thats funny

cause whenever I say something thats serious they troll the hell out of it

I guess my ron paul thread was just trolling

whatever

if thats the case then everyone here is guilty

^^ ok, by trolling I meant, being a complete douche that adds nothing but snide commentary to anything you don't agree with

[Edited on June 11, 2007 at 4:35 PM. Reason : n]

6/11/2007 4:35:11 PM

jwb9984
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just saying, the majority of the time, it is the case.

yeah, everyone is guilty of trolling. some A LOT more the others, though

6/11/2007 4:36:20 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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It would be interesting to go back and see my last 50 posts in here and compare them to revolt now or joe_schmoe

I'm willing to bet that I've said a fraction of the retarded stuff that they've spouted off with

Josh, if I troll this place then go ahead and terminate my account... no skin off my fucking teeth

6/11/2007 4:38:50 PM

Blind Hate
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Quote :
"^^ ok, by trolling I meant, being a complete douche that adds nothing but snide commentary to anything you don't agree with"


I'm sorry, but you apparently don't pay attention to what I post.

6/11/2007 4:47:45 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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I do... and I repeatedly see you instigate arguments and be a douchebag


the same shit your other names have been suspended for

6/11/2007 4:51:44 PM

Blind Hate
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Quote :
"It would be interesting to go back and see my last 50 posts in here and compare them to revolt now or joe_schmoe

I'm willing to bet that I've said a fraction of the retarded stuff that they've spouted off with

Josh, if I troll this place then go ahead and terminate my account... no skin off my fucking teeth"

I'm not sure what you mean by "retarded stuff that they've spouted off with", but if we go back to May 17, or about 30 posts (barely 1 post per day), only about 10 of those from the Blackwater and Ron Paul threads, areas where you are most passionate about, what I would consider good content. A smattering of posts from those other 20 are these comments


Quote :
"I wish that building was bulldozed into the river
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yeah, because joe_schmoe is the best poster in TSB



I didn't think you trolled people?



but here you are


stirring shit up
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it's pretty obvious who blind hate is
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they must not go to the VA hospital then
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government healthcare is awesome


just ask a veteran
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and now that she's broke she can become a burden on taxpayers!
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hahah she's broke
"



But I'm the one that makes snide comments?

6/11/2007 4:57:47 PM

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