I'm mother fucking tired of them mother fucking scorpions on this plane!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/10/scorpion.plane.ap/index.html

(Sorry just thought it was funny. move to chit chat if you see fit)

[Edited on January 10, 2007 at 10:12 AM. Reason : plane has an E]

1/10/2007 10:12:00 AM

One would hope the airlines compensated him for that...2 inches isn't big but it isn't small either

1/10/2007 10:16:59 AM

that's what she said

1/10/2007 10:52:19 AM

Quote :

" Story Highlights • Man flying from Chicago to Vermont is stung on each leg • The scorpion falls out of his pants while he's waiting for luggage • Airline spokeswoman apologizes, says incident will be investigated • Passenger says now he may have to see the movie "Snakes on a Plane" "

lol

1/10/2007 10:24:38 PM

those highlights are awesome

and after reading them afterward, they do pretty much sum up the story

1/10/2007 11:49:41 PM

I do like what CNN is doing there.

1/11/2007 2:14:55 AM

Quote :

"One would hope the airlines compensated him for that"

they'll probably give him some free miles, although i wouldn't give him anything. doesn't hurt much more than a bee sting and its not really the airlines fault. insects find their way into everything

1/11/2007 5:07:06 AM

But scorpions aren't insects...

...they're ARACHNIDS

1/11/2007 8:08:19 AM

maybe i should have said arthropods instead, but for general purposes when you mention insects most people will include spiders in their thoughts

1/11/2007 11:05:15 AM

because most people can't tell the difference, that's why. Interesting article, though.

1/12/2007 3:43:14 PM

1/13/2007 11:35:48 AM

mother f-ing monkey on a mother f-ing bus

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_on_fe_st/mexico_bus_monkey;_ylt=Am93lCr8dIy06CwonGqd5F3tiBIF

4/3/2007 9:41:48 PM