http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53158
1/5/2007 6:02:04 PM
i can see the headlinesDURING THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKS HILARY BUT FAILS TO KNOCK SENSE INTO HER
1/5/2007 6:19:12 PM
Chuck Norris has passed legislation making VHS recordings of Walker Texas Ranger our new currency.
1/5/2007 6:28:59 PM
Humans wear Superman pajamas.Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
1/5/2007 7:06:36 PM
Chuck Norris has ordered the invasion of his own body, as it has been found that it contains large quantities of WMDs.
1/5/2007 7:35:15 PM
Denzel Washington is a wingnut?
1/5/2007 7:37:49 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denzel_WashingtonNo evidence here. Maybe they just think he's too sexy not to list.
1/5/2007 7:41:44 PM
They found the cure for cancer is Chuck Norris' tears but Chuck Norris never cries.
1/5/2007 7:51:52 PM