I've done it before, and don't mind doing it, but I gotta make sure she takes a shower beforehand. It's a carefully planned process, because I can't let her know that I won't get close to it without her showering first. I have to make it all sexy sounding.

"hey baby, let's go take a shower.... together"

(together implies that I can witness the washing of the butt crack)

"oh yea, that's so sexy. now take this soft, clean wash cloth, freshly lathered with anti-bacterial soap and wash your butt crack."

"oh damn that's so hot"

"now take this removable massaging showerhead and rinse yourself. thoroughly."

(thoroughly because I can't stand the taste of soap, either)

"damn that's sexy"

now my objective is complete, but i still need to make her think the shower is for other purposes

"oh yea you look so hot. now let's dry off in these fluffy, white, oversized pima cotton towels, and slip on your sexy cashmere bathrobe"

then, i make sure that she gets completely dry down there by drinking a glass of wine or something romantic, while sitting on a hard surface chair. this spreads her butt cheeks open to air dry and lets the robe capture any remaining moisture still in her crack. stale buttwater is gross, especially if she microfarts or something, some of that smell/taste gets captured in the water up there.

then i'm all ready for business

12/5/2006 10:06:38 AM

not my favorite joeblog

12/5/2006 10:08:15 AM

why not wash each other and then have shower sex?

12/5/2006 10:09:16 AM

always a possibility

12/5/2006 10:09:49 AM

PASS

12/5/2006 10:09:55 AM

Quote :

"stale buttwater is gross, especially if she microfarts or something, some of that smell/taste gets captured in the water up there. "

Oh my god

I started snickering at that.

12/5/2006 10:12:01 AM

Which website are you copying and pasting from?

12/5/2006 10:12:03 AM

^ the one behind the preposition

12/5/2006 10:12:20 AM

pima cotton from the pima indians of pima county az!!1

12/5/2006 10:12:21 AM

12/5/2006 10:12:40 AM

Ira Hayes

12/5/2006 10:12:46 AM

hahaha ira hayes. a drunk indian. go figure!!1

12/5/2006 10:15:27 AM

tossin ze salad

12/5/2006 10:16:13 AM

http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=157

haha oldie but goodie

12/5/2006 10:16:43 AM

he coulda been a lumbee

but he's a legend
http://www.artnatam.com/utaylor/n-ut008.html

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12/5/2006 10:17:31 AM

12/5/2006 10:18:51 AM

12/5/2006 10:19:13 AM

Quote :

"PASS"

12/5/2006 10:20:01 AM

syrup or jelly?

12/5/2006 10:20:23 AM

i prefer syrup

12/5/2006 10:20:53 AM

lol no thanks

12/5/2006 10:25:24 AM

i like the johnny cash song

12/5/2006 10:25:31 AM

yeah me too... taps is a sad song

12/5/2006 10:26:13 AM

im reading this in class btw

12/5/2006 10:26:45 AM

damn right
i will eat ass all night long if there are no dingle berries

12/5/2006 10:28:28 AM

^^so I shouldn't post some of the other pics?

12/5/2006 10:29:20 AM

an ex-bf a few years ago was "interested" in butt play on himself (me doing the playing), so after a thorough shower one night i played around on him with a finger or two, and he loved it...and when we were done, the smell on my finger sickened me to the point that i had no desire to ever get near his asshole again

no, i didn't lick it...i just fingered it...and that was enough for me!

i would never let a guy lick my butthole, that's just too gross i'm interested in lots of things, but that's not one of them.

12/5/2006 10:36:33 AM

12/5/2006 10:37:05 AM

wtf i'm at work

no more butthole thread

12/5/2006 10:39:25 AM

12/5/2006 10:43:41 AM

hahahahahah

12/5/2006 10:44:48 AM

fuck the death penalty

we need the toss salad man!

12/5/2006 10:45:12 AM

PASS

12/5/2006 10:45:53 AM

I'm pretty sure that's richard simmons

12/5/2006 10:46:34 AM

12/5/2006 10:47:46 AM

12/5/2006 10:48:58 AM

change your status name to SHIT EATING GRIN

12/5/2006 10:49:47 AM

I can't get anywhere near it

12/5/2006 10:51:09 AM

she's gonna lose control and fart in your mouth one of these times and you're going to hate yourself and brush your teeth for 3 hours straight

12/5/2006 10:52:41 AM

12/5/2006 10:54:29 AM

12/5/2006 10:56:33 AM

Disgusting yet very entertaining thread

12/5/2006 11:19:09 AM

i will tickle your intestines

12/5/2006 11:27:36 AM

^^^I just noticed her left leg twitching

12/5/2006 11:29:21 AM

^^^^ what in the absolute hell

hahahha

12/5/2006 11:30:59 AM

le anal douche

12/5/2006 11:32:37 AM

yuck! no hepatitis for me, thanks.

12/5/2006 11:33:33 AM

gf - yes

bf - no

12/5/2006 11:34:15 AM

i wouldnt lick my good friend's butthole

but id lick my best friend's butthole

12/5/2006 11:36:55 AM

i see what you did there

12/5/2006 11:37:42 AM