NOTE: This is a lengthy 10-part series. Parts 1-5.You Get What You Pay For Let’s face the facts, this is a bad year for anyone who doesn’t ascribe to the typical left-right mindset. While midterm elections are typically for ideologues, the tension has further tightened since the ‘04 cycle to a level not seen since the 1850s.Based on all the vitriol, this nation is a few wedge issues away from people engaging in physical fistfights among politicians and non-politicians alike. The American people aren’t much better either. Excluding the 2004 presidential election, turnout has failed to reach 40% every year following September 11, 2001--this ranges from mayoral races to the ‘02 midterms. So much for 9/11 “changing everything.” The only people who have changed have changed for the worse. People who were reasonably liberal have moved further to Howard Dean/Randi Rhodes territory and reasonable conservatives have moved to Ann Coulter/Michael Savage territory.Instead of fulfilling their duty to vote for competent leadership in this country, the public thinks that it’s far more important to decide the next American Idol or whether Jennifer Anniston and Vince Vaughn will get married. The celebrity-driven culture (which is why I don’t give much credit to Katie Couric for her CBS job [how are those ratings? Oh, that’s right, from first to DFL.] since she helped promote most of the celeb-centered stuff as legit news at her previous job) has helped turn sports into another form of entertainment. Politics is in danger of the same thing. If apathetic folks have been behind the recent complaints over gas prices when they were at $3/gallon or the lack of high-paying jobs (and the creation of a lot of shitty-paying ones), do me a favor by shutting the fuck up and quitting while you’re way behind.The System Is Broken But No One Wants to Fix It It’s been nearly 12 years since the Republican Revolution and it turns out that they are governing like Democrats. The only thing that’s different is the ideology in charge. The elephants came to power promising ‘smaller government” and seemed to be living up to their word, but that was until their term limits bill for members of Congress was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court. All the GOP had to do was to let the states decide and we would have a 28th Amendment that limits senators and representatives to 12 years each. For every Joe Scarborough who stepped down after pledging to serve only three terms, there are twice as many George Nethercutts who are much interested in holding onto power. On the other end, the Democrats are still campaigning as the Anti-Republican Party even though things are aligned in their favor and they may actually show some signs of having a platform. The donkeys continue to lack a viable long-term agenda, which will be their undoing in the future. Until recently, the Dems were at least honest when it came to spending. Now, they are party of fiscal responsibility? Give me a break!The two previous statements also go double for the GOP as their endless spending goes along with what I’ve said for the last nine-plus years: When the Republicans say “less government,” they really mean “less Democratic (liberal) government, more Republican (conservative) government.” The only party that truly advocates less government is the Libertarian Party, but there’s a problem…Speaking of Libertarians… It’s too bad the Libertarians weren’t more of a credible party. Ever since Reagan left that White House, America has pretty much been a libertarian society with the exception of the last few years. One would think that the Libertarians would capitalize on the American people’s moods, but this is not the case. The first reason is the fact that the LP have let themselves be pigeonholed as a bunch of pot-smoking anarchists who want all taxes abolished. This minutiae and few inspirational speakers have prevented the party from dealing with real problems in this country. The second reason deals with ballot access. In most cases, it’s staying on the ballot. Here in NC, getting on the ballot is a hassle. The Culture of Fear There is also the Culture of Fear being drummed up by moveon.org, some religious groups, and various other ideologically driven organizations. They have turned even the most trivial elections into a political version of the MLB All-Star Game (“This time, it counts”). Of course, the 2000 presidential election is largely responsible for the “every seat counts “ mentality, but the scare tactics are way beyond ridiculous. Who can forget such gems like “Candidate A wants to destroy the American family by supporting rampant public sex” and “Candidate B and his/her party will turn the clock back to the Dark Ages if elected?” Yeah, neither do I.The Loyalty Factor The disillusionment is everywhere. Voters are threatening to stay at home. Even politicians are getting into the fray by distancing themselves from either the president or DNC chairman Howard Dean. The Democratic leadership has had squabbling between Dean and the fundraising duo of Senator Chuck Schumer and Representative Rahm Emanuel over the chairman’s 50-state strategy. The Schumer-Emanuel camp want a short-term strategy to win races and return to power now. If the Democrats don’t pick up seats on November 7, I can only imagine the bickering with donkeys caught in the middle being forced to chose sides. The turf wars among blacks, women, Hispanics, gays, and other minorities that have plagued the party in the pre- and post-Clinton years is being replaced by short-term (safe and tossup states only) vs. long-term (being competitive in all 50 states), which goes to show that Bill Clinton was the only person to hold the Democrats together in recent history. The last time I checked, he was busy. On the other side, some fiscal conservatives haven’t been exactly happy with the GOP spending money on what they consider “pork” or Hurricane Katrina spending. The hardliners on the immigration issue have felt slighted by any proposal that doesn‘t throw the book at illegal immigrants. The response from the leadership was basically “Shut up and suck it up unless you want Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi running Congress.” I have noticed that the diehard Bush supporters have taken a page out of the Clinton playbook and want to out loyal the Clinton supporters--that is, they’re saying “we are much more loyal to W you eve were to Bill.” It could also be argued that either Bush’s election victory in 2000 or the Republicans regaining full control of the Senate (without Cheney being the tiebreaker, that is) in 2002 was the worst thing that could have happened to the party because with the party controlling all three branches, it makes their argument of being the party of change all the less plausible once voters get fed up with the goings on in Washington.
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Here are Parts 6-10NC General Assembly Since the districts are set until 2012, expect very little change in seats. Now that the lottery is law, it is no longer an issue on the campaign trail. The General Assembly doesn’t care about a death penalty moratorium and neither do most people. So, that leaves our good buddy, House Speaker Jim Black. Exactly what has to be done to oust that man from power? An initial victory by the GOP in ‘02 didn’t do. Nor have a perfect 4-0 record (so far) by prosecutors against people who were bought by Black or http://www.jimblackmustgo.com. If any member loyal to the speaker is upset in any contest, I won’t be shedding any tears. Assuming that the Democrats hold on to their majority, they would be idiots to reelect Back to a fifth term.Governor Races Too bad that the two-party sweep will continue in Governor Mansion after Governor Mansion this year. If things were a bit different, maybe a person like Kinky Friedman would get elected and make a real differencePA: Lynn Swann was attempting to make history by becoming that state‘s first black governor but it looks like it just won‘t work out.NY: AG Eliot Spitzer, a slam dunk for the open seat, could be the donkeys’ next big star.CA: Talk about your comeback story. A year after the voters turned on him by stopping all eight of his referenda, The Governator is all but a shoo-in for a second term.U.S. House Possible Issues: CAFTA, stem-cell research.Likely Issues: Corruption scandals, Foley, typical wedge issues.Races to Watch: NC-8, NC-11, NC-13, FL-16, OH-18, TX-22.Outlook: Very little or no change in seats. See the first paragraph of Part 10 for explanation.U.S. Senate Key Issues: Stem-cell research, typical wedge issues.Races to Watch: PA, OH, TN, FL, MO, MN, WA.Outlook: Little or no change. See the first paragraph of Part 10 for explanation.Apathy Rules the Day The Center for the Study of the American Electorate points out that only 15.2% turned out to vote in this year’s primaries. Honestly if Tar Heel State turnout gets up to 20%, then it’s high. Nationally, turnout in the last three midterm elections was in the high 30s. This is how the elephants got to power in the first place (that is Ugly Secret #1). With a disillusioned public demanding answers now on a huge number of issues and the lack of reasonable alternatives, it wouldn’t surprise me if turnout is less than 30% nationally even though I think that it’ll be between 30 and 35 percent.Ugly Secret #2 applies to the Democrats: If you get a House of Congress or both, it will be because the voters either disapprove of what the Bush Administration is doing, have gotten tired of the GOP, or want change but didn’t have a third alternative. Once again, Democrats, if you get into power, it’s because the voters are fed up with the Republicans, not because they like your message.Finally, the American public must take a look at themselves in the mirror and take full responsibility for the bullshit today. Most people gripe about politicians screwing them over but would rather sit at home watching whatever’s on E! tonight. For the nonvoting folks who are active, I can only say this--going out in the streets to protest CAFTA, sweatshops, etc is not enough. Most politicians will ignore you anyway. The only way is to vote ‘em out of office, plain and simple.[Edited on November 4, 2006 at 3:21 PM. Reason : sp.]
11/4/2006 3:20:58 PM
you have to be fucking kidding
11/4/2006 3:24:45 PM
^ indeed, indeed.
11/4/2006 4:19:11 PM
I'll take "Lots of Words" for 100, Alex
11/4/2006 4:34:21 PM
way offway way offjust for kickshere's cook's last column before the election...
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11/5/2006 8:57:14 PM
I agree with the House analysis, but I think the Democrats will pick up maybe 1 or 2 Senate seats. Pennsylvania and Rhode Island will switch I think. I'm sure that TN, VA, and MO will stay the same. I would not count Steele out in Maryland just quite yet.
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