On halloween night, six flags that lovable family theme park, with the rides and kids and bitches will be holding a new type of event, something that is truly in the festive spirit, beside ghastly coupons.

An ability to skip to the front of the line for a price, no nothing you can pay additionally, this is something you must put back in gullet instead from your wallet. You can eat a live Madagascarian hissing cockaroach to move to the front of the line.

Yes that's right eat a roach to get ahead.



http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/21/eat.roach.ap/index.html

I will drive there, just to do this.

9/21/2006 2:13:22 PM

no fucking way.. I'll wait in line... But I don't go to 6 Flags...

9/21/2006 2:15:35 PM

ok so you still have to pay admission fees. i'd rather wait in line

9/21/2006 2:51:18 PM

that is a lawsuit waiting to happen

9/21/2006 4:52:41 PM

I'm assuming the animal rights people are gonna be ALL OVER this.

9/21/2006 5:08:28 PM

I have them as pets. Granted they don't do much besides move around and hiss, but it would be gross to eat them.

9/21/2006 6:22:20 PM

you and 3 people get in

I need 3 people to pay for airfare, tickets and hotel

I'll eat this bad boy

9/21/2006 6:37:17 PM

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"I'm assuming the animal rights people are gonna be ALL OVER this."

It's a goddamn COCKROACH. It's not like you have to club and skin a baby seal, jesus christ...

9/21/2006 7:38:38 PM

^

cockroaches are a gateway food.. You start out eating cockroaches and next thing you know you're beating the hell out of a baby seal...

9/21/2006 7:43:25 PM

Damn. From what I gathered from the article, you could eat one on the 7th and get yourself and others to the front of the line until the 29th. That's actually pretty cool.

9/21/2006 7:57:44 PM

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"that is a lawsuit waiting to happen"

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"Cockroach eaters will have to sign waivers"

9/21/2006 10:27:59 PM

Nearest Six Flags is at least 3,000 miles away. No worries.

9/21/2006 10:29:56 PM

wow...didnt know atlanta was that far

9/21/2006 10:31:24 PM

It's not at Six Flags Over GA. Just Great America.

9/21/2006 10:34:11 PM

Way up north where the air gets cold

We're running out of money and we're running out of gold

So now I earn my living

Killing the baby seals



You can hit `em with a bat you can hit `em with a brick

You can poke `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick

That's how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals



You can slash `em in the head you can slash `em in the throat

Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat

That's how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals.

9/22/2006 12:02:28 AM

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"It's not at Six Flags Over GA. Just Great America."

Yes, it is. I don't know if all the Six Flags parks are doing this, but I do know for a fact that Six Flags Over Georgia is doing it. Eating the cockroach there will get you and three other people to the front of the line on Goliath.

9/22/2006 10:13:30 AM

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"It's not like you have to club and skin a baby seal, jesus christ... "

This may sound odd, but coming from the boonies and living on a farm... I'd actually be more willing to club and skin a baby seal.

9/22/2006 10:31:31 AM

^^ My bad. I was just going by what the article said.

^ Yes, that does sound quite odd.

9/22/2006 11:56:57 AM