http://www.juanvaldez.com/newjuan.htm

yay for coffee.

6/30/2006 5:00:09 PM

Are you gonna tell me that Juan Valdez is down in Bogota right now fielding a field full of maple nuts, I don’t fucking think so! In fact, I’m willing to bet my left maple nut that he’s NOT!

6/30/2006 5:02:04 PM

Classic.

6/30/2006 5:03:26 PM

the new Juan was actually born and worked on a coffee farm, at least according to what i saw on CNN Headline News a few minutes ago. he's gonna get so much ass down in Columbia now. can you imagine him walking up to a girl and going, "you know i'm the new Juan Valdez" as his pick up line.



[Edited on June 30, 2006 at 5:06 PM. Reason : pic]

actually nevermind he's got three kids, but still he could do it.

[Edited on June 30, 2006 at 5:08 PM. Reason : ]

6/30/2006 5:06:17 PM

WHERE IS HIS TRUSTY GOAT

6/30/2006 5:40:54 PM

good to see rafael palmeiro's still working

6/30/2006 5:47:08 PM

i guess it takes juan to know juan.

6/30/2006 6:15:38 PM

^haha

6/30/2006 6:16:51 PM

haha at what marko said.

6/30/2006 7:42:44 PM

this dude is gonna get free blow for life

6/30/2006 8:17:54 PM