4/14/2006 4:03:52 PM
daniel browntheres only 109039 of them in this country.might as well put john smith on the fucking no fly list.
4/14/2006 4:10:24 PM
You'd think they would realize you were on the no-fly list before you walk in the door to the airport.I guess a little foresight is too much to ask.And it's easier to screw up your customer's itinerary than to investigate these things when they first make their reservation.In any other industry a business that runs like that would be filing bankruptcy.Oh wait.http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2005-09-18-our-view_x.htm
4/14/2006 4:38:53 PM
I'm on the no-fly list as well and I have no idea why. It was pretty all-of-a-sudden as well. I fly nearly every week for work these days and one day the self-check kiosk printed out some stub and said to see the Ticket Agent.I did and they informed me that I was on the no-fly list due to "having a common name of suspected terrorists." (I guess a similar name theoretically *could* be on the IRAs member roster, but even *that* would be a stretch). I summarily laughed at the comment and asked how to have myself removed from said list. They told me that it was the TSA and not American Airlines that kept the list and that I would have to go to their web site and check it out.I did that once I reached my destination and even there, after you give them all of the requested information (which I didn't) they inform you that even this step will not get you off of their list.What's curious to note is that the no-fly list has, in my case anyway, only affected the outbound leg of the flight. With all returning flights to RDU, the kiosk works just fine. When questioned about this, the TSA and American Airlines admitted that they presume that the outbound leg is the "dangerous" one. WTF?Anyhow... I just print the boarding pass at home and no worries anymore.TSA - Thousands Standing Around
4/14/2006 5:19:09 PM
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4/14/2006 8:09:54 PM
obviously they got him mixed up with that terrorist who wrote The Davinci Code.
4/22/2006 10:43:19 PM
Does anyone feel safer with these clowns on watch?
4/22/2006 11:01:07 PM
well, i had a good experience once. a cigarette lighter had apparently fallen through a hole in my jacket pocket, and into the lining at the bottom of my jacket. I didnt know it was there til it went through the x-ray.two TSA dudes were on my jacket, trying to get it out for about five long minutes, and then they had to get their supervisor. i was really getting nervous that tehy were gonna take me in a back room and apply battery charger clamps to my nipples or something. my wife was about to shit her pants. and shes already pissed that i havent quit smoking yet.but the supervisor found the hole in the pocket and fished the lighter out through it.i was like "wow, i thought i lost that one two months ago. thanks!" of course then i had to throw it away.but i was relieved and happy. and my faith in the competence of our nations airport security screeners had been greatly increased.so I cant say anything bad about them now.
4/22/2006 11:44:49 PM
ha, applause because they didn't act like fucking retards!
4/23/2006 12:28:39 AM