Too true not to deserve its own thread. Please Post with updates and strikeouts.

We WILL unfortunately be the doormat of the ACC for the next few years unless we can get a great coach that can bring in good recruits.

take your pick on which happens next in the chart of terror:

1) Herb leaves NC State

2) Wright (a point guard that we desperately needed, will withdraw his commitment to the program)

3) Gavin Grant gets deported

4) Fells, Costner transfer

5) Simmons goes Pro

6) We cant find a new coach

7) Evtimov somehow gets yet another year of eligibility for a record setting 8th year as our starting forward.


OMG, DOOMSDAY!!

4/3/2006 10:18:20 AM

#6 should be moved up to #3 and shift everything else down.

4/3/2006 10:19:13 AM

simmons = not pro material yet

Now that we will have another coach, he wont be setting picks 40 feet from the basket instead of establishing position on the block

4/3/2006 10:21:55 AM

I will personally make sure #7 never happens.

4/3/2006 10:35:26 AM

1) Herb leaves NC State

2) Wright (a point guard that we desperately needed, will withdraw his commitment to the program)

3) We cant find a new coach

4) NCSU is investigated by the NCAA for recruiting violations. We lose all scholarships and are prohibited from post season play.

5) Fells, Costner transfer

6) Simmons goes Pro

7) Gavin Grant gets deported

8) Evtimov somehow gets yet another year of eligibility for a record setting 8th year as our starting forward.

4/3/2006 1:04:04 PM

1) Herb leaves NC State

2) Wright (a point guard that we desperately needed, will withdraw his commitment to the program)

3) We cant find a new coach

4) NCSU is investigated by the NCAA for recruiting violations. We lose all scholarships and are prohibited from post season play.

5) Fells, Costner transfer

5.5) Brackman returns

6) Simmons goes Pro

7) Gavin Grant gets deported

8) Evtimov somehow gets yet another year of eligibility for a record setting 8th year as our starting forward.

4/3/2006 1:24:44 PM

9) UNC Board of Governors decides to take a more vested role in NC State affairs, and brings NC State back under the UNC umbrella as UNC-R

4/3/2006 1:26:53 PM

10.) Head Coach Archie Miller

4/3/2006 1:28:50 PM

11) We lose Father Basketball

4/3/2006 1:35:48 PM

12)Lee Fowler is fired by University, which thrills the fans...until they learn that Les Robinson is to become Fowler's replacement. Les, who is under the mind control of Dean Smith, fires incoming coach in basketball, Amato in football, and Avent in baseball. All three positions are filled by former UNC players Matt Doherty, Lawrence Taylor, and someone from UNC baseball (help me out with a name 'cause I can't think of anyone to come from UNC baseball). This results in automatic wins each year for UNC.

[Edited on April 3, 2006 at 1:36 PM. Reason : ]

4/3/2006 1:35:54 PM

13) Woodfoot starts trolling Sports Talk again

14) UConn switches from Big East to ACC

4/3/2006 1:36:35 PM

^I am not impressed.

Unfortunately all of #'s 1-11 could/have really happened.

4/3/2006 1:37:45 PM

15) Bobby Lutz' mustache grows a mind of its own, eating Cedric Simmons during an off-season scrimmage.

4/3/2006 1:38:35 PM

never doubt for one fucking minute that Evtimov will find a way to play another year.

4/3/2006 1:39:16 PM

15) Simmons gets hungry, and eats engin atsur

[Edited on April 3, 2006 at 1:42 PM. Reason : -]

4/3/2006 1:42:02 PM

16) MOD, Simons, Jensen, and Justin Flatt come back to be the anchors of the team

[Edited on April 3, 2006 at 2:40 PM. Reason : more scrubs]

4/3/2006 2:37:06 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaa

4/3/2006 2:37:36 PM

Quote :

"10.) Head Coach Archie Miller"

That dreadful thought crossed my mind the other day. At least we'd be good at airballs.

4/3/2006 2:42:25 PM

21. This thread reaches a third page.

4/3/2006 2:43:39 PM

22. The RBC center gets hit by a terrorist attack, and reynolds collapses, and the school cancels basketball

[Edited on April 3, 2006 at 2:59 PM. Reason : /]

4/3/2006 2:59:01 PM

les robinson's hire for baseball coach.............walt weiss

4/3/2006 3:07:53 PM

23. Fowler hires Paul Maurice as head basketball coach. He immediately institutes dump-and-chase basketball, leading to over 35 turnovers per game due to the lack of boards.

4/3/2006 3:21:59 PM

OMG.

Its happening.

4/6/2006 4:53:36 PM

100) Panthro again shows why he is the biggest fucking moron in all of sports talk

4/7/2006 12:10:08 AM

Quote :

"1) Herb leaves NC State 2) Wright (a point guard that we desperately needed, will withdraw his commitment to the program) 3) Gavin Grant gets deported 4) Fells, Costner transfer 5) Simmons goes Pro 6) We cant find a new coach 7) Evtimov somehow gets yet another year of eligibility for a record setting 8th year as our starting forward. OMG, DOOMSDAY!! "

[Edited on April 7, 2006 at 8:44 AM. Reason : ]

4/7/2006 8:44:01 AM

4/11/2006 3:03:30 PM

Quote :

"100) Panthro again shows why he is the biggest fucking moron in all of sports talk"

Umm it looks like he might be right.

Hopefully this all doesn't happen, but if it does FIRE THE HERB HATERS!

4/11/2006 4:08:54 PM

heh. 5 could be coming true.

4/11/2006 4:44:08 PM

number 6 might be true.

4/11/2006 7:28:56 PM

it's true

4/11/2006 7:29:33 PM

1) Herb leaves NC State

2) Wright (a point guard that we desperately needed, will withdraw his commitment to the program)

3) Gavin Grant gets deported[s/]

(immigration reform bill)

4) Fells, Costner transfer

[s]5) Simmons goes Pro[s/]

[s]6) We cant find a new coach

7) Evtimov somehow gets yet another year of eligibility for a record setting 8th year as our starting forward.


[Edited on April 11, 2006 at 7:34 PM. Reason : 0]

4/11/2006 7:33:31 PM

http://story.scout.com/a.z?s=178&p=2&c=519390

we got hosed.

4/11/2006 7:38:39 PM

oooooww
it hurts
mommy, it hurts so bad.

whhhhaaaaaaaaa

[Edited on April 11, 2006 at 11:09 PM. Reason : ]

4/11/2006 11:09:02 PM

what sucks is that now we're being used to get raises by coaches that have no desire to leave

that's why cal was so upset at memphis not chasing him down right away

any coach that is decent and wants a raise should pretend to like nc state

that'll give you at least a 500k raise if not more

4/11/2006 11:29:30 PM

IBLT































SANDWICH!!!!! LOLFZ1

4/11/2006 11:31:06 PM

wow.... there is a new thought ^^

[Edited on April 11, 2006 at 11:31 PM. Reason : eee]

4/11/2006 11:31:22 PM

now look for Thompkins Hall to catch on fire for the second time in it's history.

[Edited on April 11, 2006 at 11:47 PM. Reason : capitalization]

4/11/2006 11:47:37 PM

That immigration bill's gonna pass.

4/11/2006 11:50:29 PM

double post



IBTL

[Edited on April 11, 2006 at 11:53 PM. Reason : double post]

4/11/2006 11:53:10 PM

when I made this thread over 1 week ago, I could see the wheels falling off in this fashion.

If you are a life long NC State fan...remember this time in wolfpack history, for better or worse.

We have reached a crossroads where the next definite move will forever change the face of NCSU.

Dont be mistaken, this is not a simple search for a coach....the is a desperate last ditch plea for some type of identity. Something tangible that we can look at and say "that is wolfpack basketball".

Though it pains me to say it, I dont see that happening for quite some time...and the results could certainly be grim.

While I'm certain that not all of the things I listed on the chart of terror will happen, I do think there could be more. Fells may leave...same for Gavin...

..But if there is one thing that I have found that you cannot bet against...

WATCH OUT FOR EVTIMOV IN 06-07 BABY, CAUSE THAT BITCH WILL BE BACK FOR ANOTHER RUN!!

8 YEARS!!

[Edited on April 11, 2006 at 11:56 PM. Reason : asdf]

4/11/2006 11:55:48 PM

^hahahaha, u know, thatd be great if all those things happened. as long as evtimov cmae back. that guys great to watch out there.

4/11/2006 11:56:59 PM

^^I believe if you died,

I would go to sullivans and have a big steak

[Edited on April 11, 2006 at 11:57 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2006 11:57:23 PM

PANTHRO FOR SBP

4/12/2006 12:56:44 AM

Quote :

"Evtimov somehow gets yet another year of eligibility for a record setting 8th year as our starting forward. "

LMAO

4/12/2006 2:09:14 AM

Beardawg,

where you been bro? This place is a madhouse.

Sincerely,

TWW

4/12/2006 2:13:48 AM

25) NCSU becomes another ECU :-(

4/12/2006 2:26:44 AM

37. Josh8315 and Panthro hit puberty, figure out a way for homosexuals to have a baby, and spawn the whiniest creature of all time.

[Edited on April 12, 2006 at 2:34 AM. Reason : and Beardawg61 watches and masturbates in the corner]

4/12/2006 2:33:10 AM

26) Lee Fowler becomes our next HC

4/12/2006 2:35:50 AM

aha

4/12/2006 2:35:50 AM

he hires himself, gives himself 1 million raise, and then resigns as AD

4/12/2006 2:37:04 AM