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3/31/2006 12:40:35 PM

sumerians are much cooler than edomites

3/31/2006 12:44:22 PM

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3/31/2006 1:21:52 PM

Can you faggots get salisburyboy's cock out of your mouths for like a week? Maybe?

He actually believes the shit he posts. Just ignore him if you don't agree or think he's stupid. The wrong reaction, however, is to clog this section of the site with your cheeky mockery of him.

You're not clever.

You're not funny.

You're not original.

Please fucking stop this shit.

3/31/2006 1:22:14 PM

see
this

this is news

3/31/2006 1:22:39 PM

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3/31/2006 1:22:44 PM

can anyone make a case for this thread to remain unlocked (or at least unmoved to another section)?

3/31/2006 1:24:18 PM

so cut and past threads are no longer allowed? this is a serious thread, feel free to edit out the non serious responses

3/31/2006 1:26:03 PM

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"this is a serious thread"

put down the needle

3/31/2006 1:26:52 PM

Seriously, start to fucking suspend these idiots.

If anything they dumb the board down more than salisburyboy.

3/31/2006 1:26:56 PM

^^^done

3/31/2006 1:29:46 PM

wow

and now i've lost some respect for this guy

thats a shame too

I'M SURE THIS WILL BE EDITED OUT SOON

3/31/2006 1:31:01 PM

http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=147792006
The Royal Family are bloodsucking alien lizards - David Icke

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"DAVID Icke, the former sports presenter who once proclaimed himself to be the Son of God, has offered up more of his unusual wisdom, this time claiming that the Royal Family are "bloodsucking alien lizards". Mr Icke, 53, claims the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are shape-shifters who drink human blood to look like us. And the father-of-three says a race of half-human, half-alien creatures has infiltrated all the world's key power positions. He claims the US president, George W Bush, and his father, the former president, George Bush, are both giant lizards who change into humans. Mr Icke, a professional speaker who has published 16 books, believes that the alien hybrids were behind the "murders" of Princess Diana and John F Kennedy, as well as the terrorist attacks of 9/11. He claims the only reason that the public cannot see this is because we are obsessed by popular culture, such as EastEnders and Coronation Street, and Page Three girls. Mr Icke retired from public life after being ridiculed for appearing on the Wogan TV chat-show in 1991 and claiming he had been chosen as the Son of God. The former Green Party spokesman now lives on the Isle of Wight with his second wife, Pam, and lectures around the world on his theories. He was speaking about them on The World's Strangest UFO Stories - The Great Alien Conspiracy on the Discovery Channel last night. Mr Icke said: "When you get back into the ancient world, you find this recurring theme of a union between a non-human race and humans - creating a hybrid race. "From 1998, I started coming across people who told me they had seen people change into a non-human form. It's an age-old phenomenon known as shape-shifting. The basic form is like a scaly humanoid, with reptilian rather than humanoid eyes.""

president bush is also one of the aliens, this might explain why he caused the 9/11 attacks (to get blood he could drink)

3/31/2006 1:31:52 PM

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"He claims the only reason that the public cannot see this is because we are obsessed by popular culture, such as EastEnders and Coronation Street, and Page Three girls"

yep he's right...everybody on TWW is obsessed with EastEnders, Coronation Street, and Page Three Girls...whatever the fuck any of those are

3/31/2006 1:34:18 PM

well its just our equivalent shows

3/31/2006 1:34:57 PM

yeah i guess when i'm watching tv, there are shapeshifters outside my house, but i'm too obsessed with the tv to see them...really sounds probable to me

3/31/2006 1:36:01 PM

^^^man if you don't know about the page 3 girls

you're missing out

its basically titties in the newspaper

and i don't mean like the bottom corner of the belk ad

i mean fucking TITTIES

ps

this is just as believable as the racist shit that salisburyboy spews

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3/31/2006 1:37:29 PM

look

salisburyboy isn't hurting a damn thing by making a thread here and there. i'm not going to banish him from the board.

when salisburyboy starts being a problem, i'll deal with him. so far, since i've been the mod, he hasn't given me even the slightest bit of static or caused a problem for anyone. salisburyboy is responsible for only a small % of the stupid shit posted, anyway...and for some odd reason, some people like to argue with him...so as long as he keeps his stuff in one place and doesn't clusterfuck the entire board, he actually serves a legitimate purpose.

i tend to give the benefit of the doubt. i leave threads like this unlocked sometimes when, against all odds, legitimate discussion is spawned in them...but this one is just bandwidth litter.

3/31/2006 1:37:56 PM