http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2006/02/01.html#a

figured it would only be a matter of time before my favorite radio entertainment picked up on him...

Quote :

" Alex -- who IS the man BEHIND the curtain? Alex Jones The royal families of Europe allied with the Rockefeller and Rothschild dynasties."

[Edited on February 2, 2006 at 12:06 AM. Reason : .]

2/2/2006 12:05:16 AM

salisburyban

2/2/2006 12:17:11 AM

Favorite part:

Quote :

"They've got all the money, all the power, all the women. They are in control because they are ruthless and enjoy being sadistic. They are the predators. These people are totally sick. Their own docs say they plan to kill us. The police state is only to subdue us to so that they can have their way with us. They make Ted Bundy and Henry Lee Lucas look like Sunday school teachers."

I want to become an Illuminati overlord.

2/2/2006 12:42:03 AM

Quote :

" Alex, are you concerned terrorist activity may occur at the Super Bowl? Alex Jones I have gotten hundreds of phone calls and emails over the last few days about this. By the mere fact that it has garnered so much attention, if shadowy forces were planning an attack they may be forced to back off. We know that elements within the government have used drills as covers for real operations (i.e. terrorist attacks in the past). They are having drills in Houston, North Carolina, Michigan but the mere fact that millions of Americans are aware of the reality of drills being used as cover is evidence that the NWO is in trouble."

2/2/2006 5:24:29 PM

"first you get the power, then you get the money, then you get the women" - homer simpson

2/2/2006 6:47:04 PM

welcome back salisburybot

2/2/2006 7:02:55 PM

^^ actually it was

in america, first you get the sugar. then you get the power. then you get the women.... drrrooooooollllll.

2/2/2006 7:36:19 PM

Quote :

"I want to become an Illuminati overlord. "

2/2/2006 8:11:16 PM

^^^^ Misquoting the Simpsons so badly should be a capital offence.

2/2/2006 8:46:57 PM

Alex Jones reveals his belief in every conceivable conspiracy theory? SHOCKING!

2/2/2006 8:51:38 PM

Quote :

"By the mere fact that it has garnered so much attention, if shadowy forces were planning an attack they may be forced to back off."

Just like how talking about invisible dragons prevents them from attacking us.

2/3/2006 3:14:17 PM

Or how the yearly reminder of the coming apocalypse towards the end of December (courtesy our friends at the Weekly World News) is always thwarted by the prayers of the faithful...

2/3/2006 4:56:01 PM

^^^^ actually, it should be a capitol offense

2/3/2006 6:48:47 PM

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/alex_jones_completely_loses_his_shit_again_this_time_on_bbc_we_have_an_idio

6/10/2013 5:05:31 PM

I REALLY enjoy listening to Alex Jones. This is on record.

However, I'd never buy water filters or gold from him. I'm just a BOOTLICKER!

6/26/2013 10:42:33 PM

When you've got to pretend your entire radio show is a false flag to throw the illuminati off your trail (and retain custody of your children)

http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/travis-county-custody-case-jury-will-search-for-real-alex-jones/rnbWzMHnFCd5SOPgP3A34J/

Quote :

" “He’s playing a character,” Wilhite said of Jones. “He is a performance artist.” But in emotional testimony at the hearing, Kelly Jones, who is seeking to gain sole or joint custody of her three children with Alex Jones, portrayed the volcanic public figure as the real Alex Jones. “He’s not a stable person,” she said of the man with whom her 14-year-old son and 9- and 12-year-old daughters have lived since her 2015 divorce. “He says he wants to break Alec Baldwin’s neck. He wants J-Lo to get raped."

4/17/2017 6:42:32 AM

https://www.salon.com/2020/05/01/alex-jones-appears-to-endorse-cannibalism-two-weeks-into-coronavirus-lockdowns-ill-eat-your-ass_partner/
"My superpower is being honest — I'll eat your ass!" Jones said.

5/1/2020 4:00:51 PM

never really been into ass eating

5/1/2020 4:17:48 PM

Not something you want to advertise to your neighbors considering there are more of them than you.

5/1/2020 5:08:34 PM

lol

8/3/2022 8:07:16 PM

Poor fella

8/4/2022 12:06:11 PM

supposably the 1/6 committe is asking for his phone records... and he'd been texting a lot with roger stone.

8/4/2022 4:06:10 PM

Got 'em!

8/4/2022 7:03:35 PM

8/5/2022 12:31:44 AM

8/5/2022 9:43:54 AM

Eh…I’ll wait for the money to actually get delivered before declaring success. He’s a slimeball so it’s gonna be years before he pays up.

8/5/2022 12:34:00 PM

I'll take his platform being taken away.

8/5/2022 2:04:58 PM

wow i didnt know this was posting

[Edited on August 5, 2022 at 4:41 PM. Reason : ??]

8/5/2022 4:40:51 PM

8/5/2022 4:40:53 PM

so many times

[Edited on August 5, 2022 at 4:42 PM. Reason : xx]

8/5/2022 4:40:54 PM

8/5/2022 4:40:55 PM

i am sorry

[Edited on August 5, 2022 at 4:42 PM. Reason : lol]

8/5/2022 4:40:58 PM

^ The hell dude?

Of course https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Political_Action_Conference is brainless.

8/6/2022 12:47:11 AM

Total honesty!

8/6/2022 1:38:55 PM

^ damn, this is even better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BxbOFc8hk

8/8/2022 3:40:43 AM

I liked how the InfoWars video they showed in the courtroom had an ad for InstaHard dick pills right above it the whole time. More like InstaCredibility, amirite?!

8/8/2022 6:37:15 AM

8/8/2022 9:31:08 AM

9/30/2022 2:03:15 PM

LOL! "I created hair loss!" [Video zooms in on his hairline]

10/1/2022 10:50:44 AM

As much as he plays the victim and laments about the removal of constitutional freedoms, it's clear that our legal system doesn't really have effective weapons against this guy. We're kind of screwed.

10/1/2022 11:16:38 AM

$965 million. That's good, right? Will that shut him up?

https://www.ctpublic.org/news/2022-10-12/alex-jones-owes-nearly-1-billion-for-sandy-hook-lies-connecticut-jury-rules

10/12/2022 4:12:57 PM

Yes, it's good. No, it won't shut him up. He'll just say he can't afford to pay and keep on rolling. He needs prison time rather than fines he's never going to pay.

10/12/2022 4:23:07 PM

I don't know how this works, but there's no punishment if he doesn't pay the fines? Then what's the point of the fine (i know there's bankruptcy and all that....)

10/12/2022 5:04:23 PM

I did see this….but yeah, fuck him lock him up

Quote :

" @richsignorelli These awards are NOT dischargeable in a personal bankruptcy bc they are based on intentional tortious conduct. Jones will be hounded for the rest of his days for payment and any efforts at hiding income/assets could be met with contempt sanctions including imprisonment."

Also. Somebody on Twitter shared a clip of him saying “they want to shut us up, keep us finding out the truth about Uvalde and Parkland, etc” and holy fuck man. He’s one of the worst humans on the planet. I hope he gets everything that’s coming to him and more.

10/12/2022 5:37:20 PM

Bring back debtors prison just for this fuck

10/12/2022 8:17:57 PM

10/12/2022 8:21:28 PM

$1B seems fair, although what are the odds he just doesn't ever pay up and just flees the US to spew his nonsense somewhere else like a false martyr?

OJ literally killed people and the Goldmans basically got nothing from the wrongful death suit.

10/14/2022 8:08:32 PM