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"Hot sex treats common cold - 12/10/2004 12:34

Majority of people consider even minor throat irritation or mild fever as a good-enough excuse to isolate themselves from their loved ones.

That is understandable, of course. Up until recently, this was regarded as a logical move. Not so long ago, however, scientists were able to prove just the opposite: it is better to be sick together. This obviously does not mean that one should purposely sneeze at his/her partner. In this case, the effect will be minimal. It is important to battle the disease. And as for microbes, hot passionate kisses and good sex is something they fear the most – concluded Manfred Schedlovski, a Swiss researcher from Zurich.

In the course of his lengthy neuroimmunological experiments, the scientist arrived at the conclusion that sexual intercourse has a positive effect not only on the overall physical condition of both partners but also on their immune systems. Phagocytes are to be praised for the marvel. Phagocytes are cells that help the body rid itself of various ailments. This is how they work: once they locate an alien body, they penetrate it and trigger self-destruction.

During sexual intercourse, number of phagocytes tends to increase significantly; oftentimes, number of these cells almost doubles after orgasm. This in turn enables these cells to detect and destroy antibodies more quickly.

Shcedlovski's research results have already found support among his colleagues. Immunologist Peter Schleicher also shares the initial hypothesis of his colleague from Zurich. “Not only does sex heal our organism; it also sustains its immune system,” stated Peter Schleicher in his interview to Bild am Sonntag.


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You ladies are running out of excuses

1/17/2006 12:53:16 AM

Psykorage
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that has been in a lot of magazines

1/17/2006 12:54:34 AM

KeB
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and now it has been on TWW

1/17/2006 1:36:31 AM

theDuke866
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too bad it can't make you immune from all the stuff you can catch doing it

that would be sweet

1/17/2006 1:46:45 AM

Sonia
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"You ladies are running out of excuses"


If ladies are making excuses to not have sex with you, it may be because they don't want to tell you the real reason because they don't want to be the reason you kill yourself. :\

I'm sure you don't have this problem though.

1/17/2006 7:34:08 AM

chembob
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^burn, baby burn

1/17/2006 7:38:43 AM

sylvershadow
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Use a condom tho...

Doesn't do any good if the phagocytes are all focused on destroying the invading sperm...

1/17/2006 11:06:39 AM

elkaybie
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sex is also a good reliever for headaches, abdominal cramping, and just an overall good outlook on life

you're happy when you're bwning!

1/17/2006 11:12:32 AM

packboozie
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I have a cold, will some hot young lady help me out?

1/17/2006 11:15:43 AM

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phagocytes

1/17/2006 11:19:54 AM

ncsutiger
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Helped me out - I was over mine in about three days when ppl catching it around me had it for a week.

I'm sure it has a lot to do with the physical activity aspect.


[Edited on January 17, 2006 at 11:46 AM. Reason : ]

1/17/2006 11:45:28 AM

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if the # of phagocytes double after orgasim then masturbation should be the cure for the common illness. Why share germs when masturbating alone can do the trick?

1/17/2006 12:38:50 PM

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i think i read this somewhere like 10 years ago

1/17/2006 12:46:39 PM

ncsu_angel
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phagocytes

1/17/2006 3:18:59 PM

Lutra
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Well it always gets rid of my headaches.

1/17/2006 4:10:04 PM

Nerdchick
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"Sex helps the immune system"


heh, try telling them that in South Africa

1/17/2006 4:48:51 PM

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why do you assume it's always the girls with the excuses??

every guy i've ever dated has been irritated/annoyed by the fact that i wanted sex everyday, they would prefer it less frequently

[Edited on January 17, 2006 at 4:50 PM. Reason : f]

1/17/2006 4:49:44 PM

Sonia
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"every guy i've ever dated has been irritated/annoyed by the fact that i wanted sex everyday, they would prefer it less frequently"


You're appealing to volume, but not variety. Develop alternate personalities and invest in some nice wigs.

1/17/2006 7:22:43 PM

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^ holy shit, finally a woman with half a clue

1/17/2006 7:55:30 PM

ShinAntonio
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"heh, try telling them that in South Africa at Legends"

1/17/2006 8:21:19 PM

theDuke866
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"every guy i've ever dated has been irritated/annoyed by the fact that i wanted sex everyday, they would prefer it less frequently"


what in the hell?

what kind of dude doesn't want sex every day?

i might not want to see the girl in question every day, but if she's your girlfriend, that shouldn't be the issue.

1/17/2006 8:25:53 PM

EhSteve
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this might explain why i've been sick for about the past month

1/17/2006 8:31:18 PM

KeB
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"why do you assume it's always the girls with the excuses??

every guy i've ever dated has been irritated/annoyed by the fact that i wanted sex everyday, they would prefer it less frequently"


well you are going to make some guy very very very very happy one day

1/18/2006 6:10:00 AM

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FAGocytes

1/18/2006 7:02:17 AM

Raige
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If you're happy and you're bwning clap your hands *clap* *clap*
If you're happy and you're bwning clap your hands *clap* *clap*
If you're happy and you know and it
And you no longer have to stroke it
If you're happy and you're bwning clap your hands *clap* *clap*

1/18/2006 8:13:49 AM

0EPII1
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i tried this today... and yes it works.

i had a cold and a fever.

cold severely reduced, fever gone.

1/26/2006 6:03:43 PM

Perlith
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Link plz.

1/27/2006 5:45:34 AM

Str8BacardiL
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"too bad it can't make you immune from all the stuff you can catch doing it

that would be sweet"

1/27/2006 10:11:23 AM

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