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optmusprimer
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dude was rocking a pimped out wrecked 99 astro cargo van, youll surely see it around town sooner or later. it looks pretty normal except for the huge box built onto the front of it holding 2 marine horns, 2 oooooga horns, and 4 pairs of parts store airhorns with compressors. battery relocated, second battery added, shits rediculous. he cornered me in the store and talked for 20-30 minutes on his incredible engineering skill.

12/10/2005 9:13:52 AM

gk2004
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lucky you...pimped out and wrecked.........the only way to ride bitches

12/10/2005 9:37:48 AM

underPSI
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he aint got shit on the train horns i just installed on my truck.

12/10/2005 9:42:34 AM

gk2004
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BLINGGGG.........Mother Truckers

12/10/2005 9:46:17 AM

arghx
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somebody post the van pic from a while back

12/10/2005 10:30:13 AM

Weeeees
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you need to learn how to walk away from folks

i'll give some folks ~5 minutes, but after that i'll just walk away... hell, they'll pin someone else and forget about it before the hour is up

12/10/2005 10:30:17 AM

optmusprimer
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swear to god i tried to walk away, dude followed me like a lonely puppy

he was prety creepy overall, head was deformed, only one tooth, funky aroma surrounding him, he was in the middle of autozone straight up talking about "chrome amplifers are for the niggas", and "i dont want any negro stuff" etc etc. he got a little downed when i told him i would have just bought a train horn and built an on board air system for less money than he spent on his shit.

when i finally escaped, i gave him one of my cards, if he ever comes to my work ill be sure to get some pics of his work, we can all have a good laugh

12/10/2005 10:41:36 AM

optmusprimer
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Pioneer DEH-P6500

12/10/2005 3:25:26 PM

optmusprimer
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wtf

12/10/2005 3:25:47 PM

LoYotaNCSU
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^^^ I know him...looks like he got hit in the head with an axe. He comes into Home Depot to buy his wiring and brackets and stuff, he tells everyone in the store about his horn project.

Also, he stalks at least 3 of the cashiers, he has followed them home from work before. And since he always comes in the store right before we close all the cashiers end up panicking and taking the long way home.

He tries to be a nice guy though. And yes, funky is a nice way to describe his aroma.

12/10/2005 5:27:56 PM

theDuke866
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i want a ship's foghorn like they have at the Canes games

12/10/2005 5:45:22 PM

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