Because the homeless dude on Hillsboro is a Democrat, or thats what he told me the other day, therefore all Democrats must be homeless.

Will any of you Democrats claim him? He has no family to hate him.

(this is a parody thread to show how stupid the parent thread is)

11/11/2005 9:45:12 PM

ill claim him...he really has no reason to be a republican (fiscally at least).

11/11/2005 10:38:50 PM

George Soros, the multi-billionare liberal, is a democrat. Therefore all democrats must be rich!

11/11/2005 10:48:46 PM

FLIP FLOP

11/11/2005 11:23:25 PM

We can't make up our damn minds!

11/11/2005 11:59:42 PM

Since I made the original thread (I think that's what he's trying to parody...), it's my duty to point out that the first words in that thread were "This one is at least... ". See, that means I wasn't really talking about all Christians, just that one obviously nutty Christian.

It's like saying "None of the planets in the universe have life [enter thread] except Earth." See how that works?

To be a real Christian though, you have to be crazy. Many (maybe most) Christians aren't real Christians.

11/12/2005 12:38:49 AM