Old thread was dead, but here is a quote from it.
Let's just hope they don't cast Ashton Kutcher as Ash.
I just died a little inside.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/

9/11/2005 2:45:02 AM

yeah, Hollywood went overboard on the whole "remakes" thing

now they're about 100 miles away from the ship

kutcher??????? they are fucking looney

9/11/2005 3:24:52 AM

someone assassinate him

9/11/2005 3:30:33 AM

holy shit i hope someone loses their job bc of that.

9/11/2005 1:23:14 PM

(and guess what, i'm not rolling my eyes at the movie)

9/11/2005 1:37:36 PM

Hey you quoted me!


btw, HOLLYWOOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???? TOPHER FUCKING GRACE AS VENOM AND NOW THIS.

9/11/2005 2:31:03 PM

Maybe he's just playing Ash for the first four minutes and then Bruce runs into the frame and kills him and the audience rejoices and run-on sentence run-on sentence KABLOOIE!

9/11/2005 2:37:25 PM

Casting Ashton Kutcher in this movie makes me sad

9/11/2005 4:24:07 PM

THIS IS BULLSHIT

9/11/2005 4:54:25 PM

I thought you people liked the first evil dead because it was so bad?

9/11/2005 4:59:17 PM

hey, if Raimi can make Kevin Sorbo mildly entertaining then he should be able to do wonders with Kutcher

9/11/2005 6:10:38 PM

maybe he's co-producing or something and they made a mistake. better yet make him the evil ash from a preemptive AOD and get his head blown off.


[Edited on September 11, 2005 at 6:16 PM. Reason : .]

9/11/2005 6:15:21 PM

If they insist on a remake why can't they just pull a Lucas and redo the special effects...that's the only motivation I can think of for Raimi wanting a remake.

9/12/2005 7:03:27 AM

I believe that IMDB (and by extension, we) may be being hoodwinked.

http://screenrant.com/archives/evil_dead_iv_dont_hold_your_br_1091.html

Quote :

"Bruce did say during the interview that he and Sam Raimi will be producing the upcoming remake of Evil Dead, but will leave the details to the director since the point is to see a different take on the original material. He joked about having Ashton Kutcher direct and star in the remake, and that if Kutcher wasn't available they'd try to get Ben Affleck, since Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson had already declined. Smile "

here's the interview
http://www.iesb.net/upcomingfilm/movie060605.php

9/12/2005 11:16:11 AM

So assuming that this is just a rumor about ashton kutcher, who would you like to see play ash in the new ED? I've heard Jason Lee's name thrown around and I think it would be a decent choice.

9/12/2005 1:01:20 PM

now jason lee I could live with. He would do a great job.

9/12/2005 1:16:05 PM

just saw this movie for the first time last night.

9/12/2005 1:46:30 PM

wait

do you guys want a serious movie

or a cheesy movie

and if a cheesy movie...cheesier than the first

b/c the way i see it, there's no way anyone's gonna be satisfied with it

9/12/2005 1:47:42 PM

i'd like to see lindsey lohan or paris hilton or ashlee simpson get raped by a tree.

9/12/2005 5:48:07 PM

cut down the sarcasm of Adam Brody or Topher Grace and I could live with either of those, Lee is just a touch old for the part though a good pick, remember ash wasn't the badass in the first one, he had to kinda transition there in the second

9/12/2005 6:44:38 PM

dane cook

9/12/2005 7:13:30 PM

^^^ahahaha yeah that scene was fucking odd.

9/12/2005 9:21:13 PM

tree rape scene will most likely not make it into the remake, rami regrets having it in the first one...most likely the girl will just get the shit beat out of her by a tree.

9/12/2005 9:28:28 PM

ryan reynolds

9/13/2005 12:08:13 AM

i hope bruce makes some kind of cameo

9/13/2005 12:19:48 AM

Ryan reynolds is cool but............

















HE'S JUST DOING VAN WILDER IN EVERY MOVIE HE DOES

9/13/2005 12:27:20 AM

question is... is that just who he is, is he playing the part, or is it the directors fault.

9/13/2005 9:59:42 AM

uhm
ACTUALLY
he is doing "berg" in all of his roles
LEARN YOUR RYAN REYNOLDS HISTORY PLZ

9/13/2005 11:19:10 AM

I disagree, Woodfoot. Van Wilder is the role that defined Reynolds even though Berg preceded it. Sort of like how when I say the Green Lantern, you think of Hal Jordan instead of Kyle "Worthless Character" Rayner.

9/13/2005 11:21:22 AM

mr. killer
some things i'll back down on
some things i'll concede, especially to you

but when i see van wilder, i think of that proud little Tufts med student, who later went on to become the most relaxed intern in modern medical history

go watch some of the later seasons (sans a Pizza Place)
especially when dealing with Ashely, you'll see who ryan reynolds is playing

9/13/2005 11:31:38 AM

Then let us compromise: I put it to you that, given the fact he's doing the same character every time, he's a character actor like Dennis Hopper or Christopher Walken. So indeed he's doing neither Berg nor Van Wilder—he's doing Reynolds.

9/13/2005 11:34:20 AM

word

i'd like to think he'll have a long career like walken or hopper

9/13/2005 11:40:57 AM

I could totally see him carrying the role off since I'll never get my Deadpool movie

9/13/2005 12:28:23 PM

bigman brought up eddie murphy for the deadpool movie

i could see that

9/13/2005 2:05:42 PM