7/28/2005 11:14:29 AM
hahaha what was it john stewart said a couple weeks ago?something about how christians think they're being persecuted...hes like "i think you've had it good for the last ....oh...2500 years....i mean look at us jews"or something
7/28/2005 11:17:32 AM
Maybe they'll have better luck this time.
7/28/2005 11:21:11 AM
1) Kind of like Afghanistan under the Taliban, but with John Deere hats instead of turbans.2) I, for one, will not miss South Carolina. My only wish is that they take Texas with them.
7/28/2005 11:26:14 AM
Can they leave sooner? And they better change the Carolina part of their name.They can annex the rest of the southeast south of us over to TX if they want, I sure as hell wouldn't miss it.
7/28/2005 11:31:27 AM
I hope a bunch of them move from Ohio and Florida...
7/28/2005 11:35:34 AM
I hope that democrats win the next election so that I don't have to hear them bitch anymore.
7/28/2005 11:37:57 AM
Me too. I want to hear the screams and wails of repugnicans again...like when Clinton was prez.
7/28/2005 11:42:14 AM
Is it weird that you bring up Clinton era republicans to defend the actions of democrats, but flip out on anyone who brings up Clinton to defend the actions of republicans?
7/28/2005 11:46:01 AM
Whats this obsession with Religion.Why do these people keep trying to do things that could only end in bloodshed and have always previously failed?
7/28/2005 11:53:34 AM
While I agree conflict with the Fed is desirable, I don't think christian fundamentalism would be the most defensible course. I would much prefer classical republicanism to be the course taken. Why not rebel against all those opressive federal regulations?
7/28/2005 12:13:57 PM
I definitely support reducing the size and power of Federal government, but this is extreme.
7/28/2005 12:18:17 PM
No different than people who were talking about leaving the United States or seceding from the Union because they lost a certain election a few months back.
7/28/2005 12:23:05 PM
Indeed, however having liberals and internet emo fags decide to leave the union and move to canada is slightly less threatening to my sense of safety then a bible thumping zealot wanting to setup a theocracy 3 hrs from my house.
7/28/2005 12:26:30 PM
good. let them go this time.
7/28/2005 12:28:34 PM
PRESERVE THE UNION
7/28/2005 12:29:23 PM
^^^ Yeah, and I'd have to drive through it to get to Florida. Fuck that.I'm so tired of fundamentalism making headlines EVERYWHERE. I feel like we're slipping into another dark age.[Edited on July 28, 2005 at 12:30 PM. Reason : ed]
7/28/2005 12:29:36 PM
I, too, dream of a day when my country can have an openly Christian president. Or perhaps even 43 consecutively.
7/28/2005 12:34:24 PM
That would be pretty cool if South of the Border was across a legitimate national boundary.
7/28/2005 12:40:15 PM
theyd buy it and change it to "Bethlehem West"
7/28/2005 12:40:59 PM
Yea, Pedroland is the work of the devil. The giant sombrero could be converted to a giant communion cup.
7/28/2005 12:44:11 PM
Seccession is not necessary. The author merely appears to be seeking confrontation with the Federal Government. In my opinion, such confrontation is necessary to preserve the autonomy of these United States. We, as people, should do all we can to restrict the Fed. I think the California State police should be called whenever the Federal Anti-Drug taskforce trespasses on private property to sieze legal marijuana. When that fails, juries should use their right of Nullification to prevent the enforcement of such bad laws.
7/28/2005 12:46:06 PM
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7/28/2005 12:53:28 PM
I say give them missippi and alabama, I'd hate to lose cheap south carolina gasoline
7/28/2005 2:12:58 PM
http://existens.org/js/
7/28/2005 3:30:12 PM
^funny and all, but you give Bush too much credit.someone will take his power away for failing to squash all dissenters.Senior Premier Pat Robertson, Chairman of the Conservative Christian Family Party
7/28/2005 4:00:37 PM
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7/30/2005 12:46:50 AM
Hey, remember what the Mormans used to do to regular people trying to cross their fundamentalist state of Utah.
7/30/2005 1:00:01 AM
7/30/2005 11:27:43 AM
that's because the MSLM is still in full effect although starting to diminish
7/30/2005 11:29:14 AM
I would very much welcoming the transformation of South Carolina in to a Christian state officially, and then have them officially secede. Watching the ensuing collapse, or rise of a tyrannous, corrupt gov. of the newly formed Christian state would be highly entertaining, I think.
7/30/2005 11:37:37 AM
^agreedguess this ruins my plans of going to USC for grad school...eh, whatever
7/30/2005 2:18:22 PM
GO GAMECOCKS
7/30/2005 3:23:37 PM
7/30/2005 11:52:00 PM
Where can I donate money? I want a few million people from OH and FL to migrate.
7/31/2005 12:47:28 AM
7/31/2005 3:31:14 PM
Much like Europeans invading Russia in winter, when South Carolina decides to cede from the Union, you know this isn't going to end well.The sad thing is the dillusions of grandeur the people who come up with these schemes hold. I know a lot of Christians who think this guy is a whack job and none who have put their homes on the market to move to South Carolina.
8/1/2005 1:04:45 AM
8/1/2005 10:30:21 AM
^on the same day in june, actually, only in different years of course.
8/1/2005 11:59:06 AM
see, if they won a majority and managed to secede SC from the Union, it would screw the other 49% of the people in the state.what we oughta do is let a few counties secede without even opposing it...and make sure that they're landlocked counties...and then close the border with them, refuse to trade, etc. they'd come crawling back, and nobody would fuck around talking about secession for a couple hundred more years.
8/1/2005 12:04:37 PM