he slept with my wife and punched me in the face, and i loved him for it

10/5/2004 2:35:11 PM

Bill Brasky calls this game on account of scotch

10/5/2004 2:35:39 PM

HEY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT BILL BRASKY?

10/5/2004 2:36:31 PM

YOU KNOW HIM??????

I LIKE THIS GUY

WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE

10/5/2004 2:37:16 PM

BILL BRASKY HATES MEXICANS

10/5/2004 2:37:48 PM

AND HE WAS HALF MEXICAN

10/5/2004 2:38:57 PM

BILL BRASKY HATES IRONY

10/5/2004 2:39:51 PM

HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO LOVE A WOMAN AND SCORN A CHILD

10/5/2004 2:42:51 PM

HE KILLED WOLFMAN JACK WITH A TRIDENT

10/5/2004 2:43:48 PM

HE KILLED THE WEATHERMAN!

10/5/2004 2:45:44 PM

I ONCE SAW HIM SCISSOR KICK ANGELA LANSBURY!

10/5/2004 2:46:04 PM

Quote :

"HE KILLED WOLFMAN JACK WITH A TRIDENT"

10/5/2004 2:46:05 PM

Quote :

"HE DID THREE TOURS IN 'NAM... I WAS IN CORPUS CHRISTI ON BUSINESS A MONTH AGO. I HAD THIS EIGHT FOOT TALL ASIAN WATER, WHICH MADE ME CURIOUS. I ASKED HIS NAME. SURE ENOUGH IT'S HO TRAN BRASKY!"

10/5/2004 2:48:39 PM

Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

10/5/2004 2:49:43 PM

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky. Except for the parts about planting apple trees and not raping men

10/5/2004 2:51:03 PM

^ LOL

How many skits were there? I only saw the one on Best of SNL Volume 2.

[Edited on October 5, 2004 at 2:54 PM. Reason : typo]

10/5/2004 2:54:12 PM

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

10/5/2004 2:54:28 PM

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!

10/5/2004 2:55:12 PM

i <3 Bill Brasky

10/5/2004 2:56:29 PM

He once had sex with a cigarette machine.

10/5/2004 2:57:23 PM

To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

10/5/2004 2:57:41 PM

He breast feeds John Madden

[Edited on October 5, 2004 at 3:02 PM. Reason : re-do]

10/5/2004 2:57:49 PM

Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.

10/5/2004 2:58:31 PM

I once saw Brasky kill a full size whale using nothing more than his bare hands.

10/5/2004 2:59:12 PM

He gave a handjob to a manta ray.

10/5/2004 2:59:53 PM

He date raped David Bowie

[Edited on October 5, 2004 at 3:02 PM. Reason : best thread ever]

10/5/2004 3:00:54 PM

Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"

10/5/2004 3:06:28 PM

AND YOUR SON IS BLIND TO THIS DAY!

10/5/2004 3:07:00 PM

Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia.

10/5/2004 3:07:10 PM

I'M BACK, TOP ME OFF YOU BASTARDS

10/5/2004 3:08:21 PM

His name is Bill........... I'm drunk.

10/5/2004 3:09:07 PM

TO BILL BRASKY!!

10/5/2004 3:09:42 PM

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

10/5/2004 3:10:02 PM

BILL BRASKY!!!!

10/5/2004 3:10:23 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky sold me into slavery?

10/5/2004 3:10:52 PM

BILL BRASKY IS AN EIGHT FOOT TALL 2 TON GORILLA MAN WHO CAN PALM A MEDICINE BALL

10/5/2004 3:11:29 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

10/5/2004 3:13:16 PM

I went camping with Brasky, his wife, and his daughter Debbie! She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!


[Edited on October 5, 2004 at 3:16 PM. Reason : TO BILL BRASKY]

10/5/2004 3:14:50 PM

He breastfeeds John Madden.

10/5/2004 3:19:14 PM

"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."

[Edited on October 5, 2004 at 3:26 PM. Reason : they beat me to it]

10/5/2004 3:24:27 PM

^pay attention

10/5/2004 3:25:16 PM

SOMEONE POSTED THAT LIKE 3 LINES ABOVE YOU

10/5/2004 3:25:21 PM

"They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."

10/5/2004 3:27:32 PM

k so i mde this thread a week ago and didnt get this much fanfare

guess you queerbaits love dr pirate more

10/5/2004 3:28:49 PM

Brasky got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak.

[Edited on October 5, 2004 at 3:29 PM. Reason : to hov]

10/5/2004 3:28:58 PM

Brasky once got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.

10/5/2004 3:29:09 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl...

Well, Brasky shows up.. and you know he's a big fella...

Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loves me like I've never been loved before!

10/5/2004 3:29:56 PM

Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

10/5/2004 3:30:00 PM

Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that.

10/5/2004 3:30:44 PM

So Brasky and I go out to bar one night. We search for a place all night and come to a vacant lot, and he says "Well here we are." We wait there for a year and a half, and sure enough they start building a bar right around us. Once the bar opens, we order a shot each and drink it. After that Brasky nurns the place to the ground, while yelling over the fire "Always leave things the way you found them".

10/5/2004 3:31:06 PM