I dated a girl, and then ended up falling for her roommate.

Let me save you the trouble, because I navigated those waters successfully. Any lady that will allow you to do that, isn't worth your time.

Life Lesson. Also, if you enjoy crazy, go get a cat. Not a dog, a cat.

[Edited on November 24, 2014 at 8:56 PM. Reason : a]

11/24/2014 8:56:26 PM

lol wut?

11/25/2014 3:18:45 AM

Oops. Wrong poster

[Edited on November 25, 2014 at 3:39 AM. Reason : derp]

11/25/2014 3:37:55 AM

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"real talk: i love crazy. can't explain it."

hahaha

11/25/2014 8:08:35 AM

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"What happened to the dude that didn't want to make out with you?"

He must not have been really interested in me. Our texts have been getting less frequent, and since the whole kissing thing, I've been less interested as well.

I did go on a date last night with one of the new matches. I didn't have to ask for a kiss this time.

11/25/2014 11:26:39 AM

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"I dated a girl, and then ended up falling for her roommate. "

classic schmosby

11/25/2014 11:32:14 AM

I've decided to join tinder as a sex fiend so I can get into people's homes, look around, and then pay the stranger for their time before I leave. I'm curious and bored.

12/1/2014 11:02:45 PM

girls who use the Moments function to post food and outfit pics daily have a few screws loose yes?

12/4/2014 10:25:49 AM

Yes.

I have one match who just posts pictures of the weed she is about to smoke.

Probably not the smartest use of the moments feature.

12/4/2014 10:28:10 AM

http://domesticity.gawker.com/the-only-tinder-opening-line-you-need-1681214764

2/3/2015 11:57:16 AM

After having the same conversation with 100 different girls and only meeting four IRL, and wasting hours of time (although mostly at work), I deleted Tinder a month or so ago.

I'll take the single moms on POF any day of the week.

2/3/2015 6:08:58 PM

http://crockpotveggies.com/2015/02/09/automating-tinder-with-eigenfaces.html

2/10/2015 11:21:12 AM

http://tinderinbrooklyn.tumblr.com/?og=1

2/11/2015 8:24:30 AM

Hadn't looked at this in months and I was bored this evening.

Got a decent amount of quick matches. Put the phone down. Come back a few minutes later to several notifications of messages. Try to look at them...the user has either unmatched me or been deleted.

So tinder is either on top of getting rid of reported fake accounts or stupid cunts swipe yes and then get horribly offended at my pics so they block me, but not before sending a message I'll never be able to read.

Or, you know, probably a combination of the two.

[Edited on February 25, 2015 at 9:20 PM. Reason : ]

2/25/2015 9:20:09 PM

Fake accounts are getting pretty rampant.

2/26/2015 1:36:05 AM

So apparently there is a daily (or 12 hour? I just saw a quick article) swipe limit if you don't pay out the ass? LOL. When that insane model doesn't fail, I will somehow lose even more hope in humanity. It's possible to go lower than zero, yea?

3/6/2015 7:46:48 PM

yeah its like 9.99 a month i have heard!

3/6/2015 8:19:33 PM

$19.99 if you're 30 or over

3/6/2015 10:31:00 PM

I feel like you're expecting people to agree with you about the price being silly.

But my only instinct is to ridicule anyone who pays for this foolishness. So I dunno what to do.

3/6/2015 10:44:43 PM

I need to know...what kind of drugs (prescribed or otherwise) do you do on a regular basis

3/6/2015 11:11:58 PM

Lol I'm not going to pay for this.

3/6/2015 11:37:14 PM

dammit I'm out of likes

and of the two women whom I was able to contact just now, one was like "I'm not interesting in hook-ups..didn't you read my profile" and I was like "no" and she said "We're at cross purposes...hope you find what you're looking for" and I was like "you too" and then "but why not have sex" "it's fun" and she disappeared

the other said "I'm a get-together with my son...maybe next week"

this isn't effortless...I was hoping it would just be drunk chicks willing to fuck my drunk ass

3/8/2015 12:11:02 AM

Tinder deleted all my matches

3/10/2015 6:28:37 PM

^^ if what you said is true, then guys like you are one of the reasons I got out of Tinder. The "profile" is barely 100 words. For fuck's sake... just read it.

Such a waste of time to have to reply to guys like you. This is why she "disappeared."

3/11/2015 12:09:45 PM

My profile is like 17 words.

And I always read them. If it says anything about kids I run away.

3/11/2015 12:14:08 PM

^^
Meh, I don't feel too bad about making drunken Tinder sex-propositions to a woman at 11:30 on a Friday night.

If it were 5:15 on a Tuesday, I'd certainly read the profile first. But I feel justified in a certain amount of crudeness at appropriate hours.

3/11/2015 1:34:37 PM

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"f what you said is true, then guys like you are one of the reasons I got out of Tinder. The "profile" is barely 100 words. For fuck's sake... just read it. Such a waste of time to have to reply to guys like you. This is why she "disappeared.""

It's Tinder...not match.com.

3/11/2015 1:44:07 PM

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"It's Tinder...not match.com."

Oh, my bad. I forgot how rough you guys have it... reading two sentences about someone before attempting to fuck them is a struggle for some, I'm sure.

3/11/2015 2:15:45 PM

^

3/11/2015 2:24:59 PM

and it's such a lot of work to hit that "Unmatch" button

3/11/2015 2:25:07 PM

I'm sorry, I can't take any man seriously that takes 2 showers and a bath in a day. Do you peruse your Tinder during bathtime?

I read the blurbs, if nothing else it gives you something to talk about for initial contact rather than 'bwn?' Then again, I'm an uggo so the bwn line wouldn't work anyways.

3/11/2015 2:34:43 PM

^ meh, being taken seriously by you is not important to me

it's possible, however, that you'd have more success on Tinder if you bathed more frequently. maybe you're not so much uggo as just filthy-looking. just a thought.

3/11/2015 2:45:31 PM

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"Oh, my bad. I forgot how rough you guys have it... reading two sentences about someone before attempting to fuck them is a struggle for some, I'm sure. "

Pretty sure guys just look at the pictures.

Just don't think you can be upset when you run into guys that are just looking for a piece of ass on Tinder. Get upset at the dating sites...but Tinder is Tinder. Guys are just trying to make sure you're not fat.

3/11/2015 2:46:01 PM

^ I'm not upset about guys looking for ass on Tinder. That's expected. I find it asinine that someone would complain about not being able to get ass without putting in any effort (i.e. reading some sentences)

I swipe left immediately if I can tell if a guy is only looking for ass, so I usually avoid most of the douche bags. Every now and then one of them will slip through the cracks and try to start their game, so I just unmatch them then. Of course this was when I had Tinder, and before I lost hope for the world.

And even if they are looking for a hookup only, is it that hard for someone to read a profile?! Am I the only one that wants to make sure I don't meet someone crazy?

3/11/2015 2:50:15 PM

if you expect anything other than a hookup from tinder, you're gonna have a bad time.

3/11/2015 2:53:39 PM

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"I find it asinine that someone would complain about not being able to get ass without putting in any effort (i.e. reading some sentences)"

I wasn't "complaining," just describing my experiences. and when you're drunk and looking for nothing but a hookup, sometimes reading a profile isn't even going to occur to you. This is just a natural phenomenon on Tinder, I think.

3/11/2015 3:03:33 PM

So some chick asked if I wanted to meet up within 30 mins of saying hello. She seems cute and is an engineer. What you all think tww?

3/13/2015 6:30:36 PM

does she know you're a huge racist?

3/13/2015 7:38:37 PM

Yes, it's cool. I tell her it's only to rile up and troll the overly sensitive types on a NCSU message board.

3/13/2015 7:45:14 PM

does she know you have a reputation for premature ejaculation and have a below average penis?

3/13/2015 7:52:01 PM

smh this update is terrible

11/13/2015 4:01:31 PM

I got drunk and just randomly right swiped everyone since it's easier to just sort out the cute ones that are interested later

ended up swiping this girl that I know that's been flirting with me in an obvious way on other social media (facebook, etc.) and I just played the oblivious card so I didn't have to deal with it. well now I guess she thinks that I've secretly had a crush on her the whole time. She sent me a message within like a second of matching with her before I could unmatch.

Awkard-er.

11/13/2015 5:46:12 PM

can no longer see how long its been since someone has been online.

this update is pretty meh

11/13/2015 5:56:48 PM

I got a tinder yesterday. Woke up to dick pics on my phone today. Already matched with one wolfwebber and a dude I hooked up with my freshman year at State.

I'm bout ready to delete it now.

1/31/2016 8:58:30 PM

To me, that sounds like a resounding success, to me.

2/1/2016 10:53:18 AM

Exactly. It can only go downhill from here.

2/1/2016 5:56:09 PM

Here is a list I've compiled of deal-breakers (automatic left swipe, with few exceptions) on a tinder profile, according to one person (me):

-more than one selfie
-giving the middle finger
-smoking or cigs tucked behind your ear
-"KCCO" anything
-visible piercings of any kind
-kids in photos
-posing with promo models or cheerleaders
-tank tops
-flat brim hats
-any sort of cheesy filter or photo editing
-flavor saver
-"just ask"
-cliche' quotes
-photos of car(s)
-more than one pic of pets
-dead animals
-more than one photo holding a fish


This list is a work in progress. If any of you would like to discuss the reasoning behind the inclusion of a certain item on the list, feel free to ask.

3/8/2016 1:37:19 PM

KCCO?

3/8/2016 1:40:59 PM

yeah without fail every guy I've met (IRL or tinder) who is involved with that is a d-bag

3/8/2016 1:42:29 PM

kansas city chiefs... organization? something?

3/8/2016 1:43:49 PM