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1/3/2011 6:50:18 PM

DOH!

1/3/2011 6:50:37 PM

1/6/2011 8:11:49 PM

I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl.

1/17/2011 6:59:05 PM

And to think, you wanted me to crawl, Marge. Well, this man doesn't crawl, he stands tall. That rhymes, Marge, and you know it rhymes, admit it!

1/31/2011 7:07:51 PM

Dang it! I wanted to hear what else was bollocks!

1/31/2011 7:26:20 PM

Homer: Aw Marge, you know that batting this light bulb is the only thing that cheers me up after getting rig of those million dollar gray hounds.

2/2/2011 7:28:30 PM

Homer: Well, as long as your in my house, you'll do what I do, and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon!

Bart: Yes father.

Homer: Bacon up that sausage, boy.

Bart: Dad my heart hurts.

4/20/2011 7:30:17 PM

I didn't think he'd do "Moon River," but then, bam--second encore!

5/9/2011 2:46:12 AM

5/11/2011 4:20:17 PM

Quote :

"The "Its a Wonderful Life" gag was great. Someone go find me a quote for it."

Jimmy Stewart look-alike: I don't have your money here. It's at Bill's house and Fred's house!
Moe: Hey, what are you doing with my money, Fred?

5/11/2011 9:51:14 PM

YOU FAT CATS DIDN'T FINISH YOUR PLANKTON!

6/2/2011 12:09:11 AM

In quiet solitude, or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet powered, monkey navigated.....

6/14/2011 7:20:47 PM

Woman: Do you want to limbo?
Homer: You mean the dance, or the place where unbaptized babies go?

6/16/2011 6:39:19 PM

OK, sorry for the double post but had to do it:

Bart: We can use these swear words whenever we want!
Milhouse: "I don't think 'Leviticus' is a swear word.
Bart: Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!

6/16/2011 7:22:55 PM

Quote :

"This is Armin's apartment, Armin's liquor, Armin's copy of "Swank", Armin's frozen peas."

6/16/2011 7:52:23 PM

Up yours, children!

6/16/2011 7:58:40 PM

^^Can I see your copy of Swank, Armin?

6/16/2011 8:00:12 PM

"Oh my god.. the dead have risen and are voting Republican!"

6/19/2011 5:01:12 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_15269_from-cromulent-to-craptacular-top-12-simpsons-created-words.html

6/19/2011 5:02:19 PM

I hope this has been mentioned in here at least once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeiWnLG-G6E

"I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast...or very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're gay!"

"One of us! One of us!"

6/19/2011 5:33:22 PM

<Scene opens with Marge squeezing ketchup packets into a bottle>
Lisa: "Mom, what are you doing?"
Marge: "This is how I save money on mustard and ketchup!"
Lisa: "Do you do it with relish?"
Marge: "No, I'm kinda embarrassed about it."




and i just realized this was posted on page 1 but i dont care that junk's hilarious

6/27/2011 7:34:13 PM

6/27/2011 7:50:42 PM

the box, the box!

6/27/2011 10:42:52 PM

i know this has probably been mentioned a few times, but i just watched this again tonight lol

(disregard the MMA preview pic, has nothing to do w/ that)

7/17/2011 11:51:31 PM

Chief Wiggum [examining Lenny's dead body]: Hmm, Bottlenose bruises. Blowhole burns. Flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom.

7/17/2011 11:57:28 PM

So I watched the end of the Sunday night episode and Lisa kissed Milhouse. What the hell?

7/18/2011 12:57:58 AM

So...McBain is a whole movie.

7/25/2011 2:57:05 PM

Football Player: Oh, look, the fans have come to welcome us back, even though we lost!

Moe: Yeah, ya losers! Ya can't catch a football? See if you can catch a rock!

7/25/2011 3:02:36 PM

The taste of worcestershire sauce, in a soda...............mmmmmm, steaky

7/29/2011 10:39:02 PM

7/29/2011 11:07:57 PM

Moe: I'm gonna steal all of God's secrets & sell them to Satan

8/20/2011 3:49:10 AM

Homer: " Nobody ruins our family vacation but me.......and....maybe the boy!"

10/2/2011 12:01:11 AM

Skinner: The year was 1968. We were on recon in
a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his
flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the
Mad slogan "Up With Mini-Skirts".
Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite
understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration
allowed Charlie to get the drop on us.
I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist
on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and
four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it
here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right --

10/28/2011 8:30:06 AM

Ha, I just noticed in this clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8mjULNMcs

Principal Skinner has a photo of Colonel Kurtz. This just proves the level of humor and depth of the OLD Simpsons episodes.

10/31/2011 11:54:45 PM

Butter that bacon boy

Bacon up that sausage

1/8/2012 1:22:10 AM

Quote :

"Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent."

1/8/2012 4:08:34 AM

Quote :

"Homer, you’re as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!"

1/8/2012 4:11:58 AM

1/8/2012 4:19:39 AM

In quiet solitude, or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet powered, monkey navigated....

2/28/2012 12:29:42 AM

Dear Marge, how are you?
I am fine.
The waves here are way bigger than the ones at home.
And the saltwater is rising.
What's next, pepper water? Ha-ha. Love ya. Homer Simpson.

2/28/2012 10:23:02 AM

Quote :

"Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the homer tax."

2/28/2012 10:26:59 AM

"I'm a people person... who drinks"

If the rapping tomato hasn't been posted yet it needs to be so here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1x6Ma5nYDY

2/28/2012 10:31:33 AM

ttt

6/30/2012 11:56:23 AM

It lives....thank you.

this thread must never die

"Remember the time I let that escaped lunatic into the house because he was dressed like santa claus, well thats nothing because yoooou have a gmabling problem"

[Edited on June 30, 2012 at 12:15 PM. Reason : .]

6/30/2012 12:09:14 PM

Chili Cook-off: So many great quotes in this scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0APBemFGUdU

Also, the best quote ever: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqfOxm_1BE0

Bronson, Missouri:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJ1vmjffyc

I was looking for the Linguo scene and found this. WTF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sXQI60p7PY

[Edited on June 30, 2012 at 1:32 PM. Reason : Linguo Remix]

6/30/2012 1:12:01 PM

godspeed lil' doodle

6/30/2012 9:59:09 PM

I love the chilli episode

Homer "and the talking coyote was just that talking dog over there"

Dog "Find your soul mate homer"

Homer "wait a minute, dogs cant talk"

Dog "woof woof"

Homer "damn right"

6/30/2012 10:17:10 PM

My eyes, ze goggles do nothing is easily my favorite.

6/30/2012 11:07:17 PM

"Stupid sexy Flanders" is mine, possibly because back in the day I often played with/against a TF2 sniper with that name (actually "StupidSexyFlanders," I think) and I envied it.

6/30/2012 11:21:49 PM