Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

4 + 5 = 9

8/15/2008 4:27:17 PM

8/15/2008 5:19:35 PM

I don't care for Goo.

8/15/2008 5:20:46 PM

Quote :

"COOL DOCTOR MONEY"

8/15/2008 5:23:03 PM

Gob: I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.
Michael: This is why I'm calling it a 'witness' and not a best man. All you gotta do is watch.
Gob: Oh I'm not going to pay that kind of money and not watch!

8/24/2008 9:49:58 PM

I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE SOLD THE ANIMATION RIGHTS FOR MR. BANANA-GRABBER

8/24/2008 9:52:02 PM

8/24/2008 10:08:25 PM

God, I gotta stop giving these things away.

9/3/2008 9:00:39 AM

ZERO HOUR, MICHAEL

9/3/2008 9:01:56 AM

i'm in a terrible mood

maybe watching some arrested development will help

9/3/2008 9:08:08 AM

ZERO HOUR, MICHAEL

9/5/2008 6:22:38 PM

kokokokokoooo

9/5/2008 6:33:14 PM

boy fights!

9/5/2008 6:49:07 PM

^^ koo koo kacha, koo koo kacha

9/5/2008 7:18:53 PM

Chickens don't CLAP!

9/5/2008 7:26:16 PM

9/5/2008 9:02:11 PM

I don;t understand the question, and I refuse to answer.

9/5/2008 9:25:34 PM

You should've stayed with me last night. You could've seen me get some major action. From a major blonde. Who just majored in marine biology, if you know what I mean.

9/5/2008 10:43:21 PM

9/5/2008 10:45:32 PM

He's all puckered and white.

Well, at least you can take him to the lunch at the club now.

9/7/2008 1:42:56 PM

GO HOME YOU TERRORIST

9/7/2008 1:54:25 PM

It's pronounced An-al-rapp-ist.

9/7/2008 3:04:32 PM

9/11/2008 9:45:54 AM

Quote :

"We do not...NOT wag our genitals at each other to make a point!"

Quote :

"Are you proud of yourself, George Michael? -Yeah, I got that bum to move away from the banana stand without hurting his feelings. *cut to bum holding balloon* "

Quote :

"His name is Carl Weathers, and he's teaching me all these valuable life lessons... -Carl: "I buy all my cars at police auctions." "

Quote :

"Lyndsey, reading: "Lyndsey Bluth is a combative, entitled princes" I should hire someone to kick your ass for writing that!"

Quote :

"It's great, you know, almost like we finish each others.. -Sandwiches? No, I was going to say sentences. Why would I say.. -Sandwiches? That time I was going to say sandwiches."

9/11/2008 2:35:26 PM

COME ON!

9/16/2008 6:37:10 PM

cornballer

10/27/2008 11:57:38 AM

SOY LOCO POR LOS CORNBALLS!

10/27/2008 1:21:01 PM

Lindsay: Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop.
Michael: It’s just Mom and whores.

10/27/2008 1:23:31 PM

I did it Michael. I fucked the business model.

10/27/2008 3:30:38 PM

G.O.B.: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and...
Michael: Your son?
G.O.B.: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
G.O.B.: I hear the jury's still out on science.

10/27/2008 3:43:10 PM

they named their kid Archie

10/27/2008 4:01:48 PM

What do you expect, mother? I'M HALF MACHINE.

11/6/2008 2:04:27 AM

Buster: We have unlimited juice? (laughs) This party is going to be off the hook.

11/6/2008 8:35:07 AM

Tell you what. You may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. I'll give you that.

11/6/2008 10:01:57 AM

Breakfast

or

Family?

11/6/2008 11:02:51 AM

the glitter queen struck again

11/6/2008 11:06:32 AM

i love this thread

arrested development is the best show to ever be cancelled

11/6/2008 11:12:07 AM

who is hermano?

11/6/2008 11:43:10 AM

so what's the deal with the movie? any recent news?

11/6/2008 12:21:42 PM

NO TOUCHING

11/6/2008 2:05:14 PM

bees? BEES?

11/6/2008 9:08:00 PM

^ FAIL

"Bees."

"Bees?"

"Beads."

"BEADS?!"

11/6/2008 9:37:15 PM

^ Fail.

11/6/2008 9:49:56 PM

vinylbandit's not on board

11/6/2008 10:00:15 PM

Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls.

11/6/2008 10:08:48 PM

hahaha

self-pwnt

but whatever

i watched the last four episodes of this shit in a two-hour block on fox when the rest of you were diddling yourselves

11/6/2008 10:39:19 PM

why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?

11/15/2008 10:20:41 AM

I'm looking for...HERMANO.

11/16/2008 7:14:01 PM

Don't call it that

11/17/2008 2:19:26 AM

look at banner, michael!

11/17/2008 3:41:29 AM