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4/10/2012 5:01:38 PM

4/10/2012 5:02:40 PM

Yeah but is your sister attractive?

4/10/2012 5:03:31 PM

My sister? She's the prettiest out of the three of us sisters. Which means, yes, she's attractive on anyone's scale.

[Edited on April 10, 2012 at 5:04 PM. Reason : maybe not the pointy elbows scale.]

4/10/2012 5:03:56 PM

that could mean anything

4/10/2012 5:04:31 PM

Well a lot of folks' attractive scale on here has decreased exponentially so this really means nothing without pics

4/10/2012 5:05:56 PM

Yeah, not gonna happen.

4/10/2012 5:07:03 PM

clearly

4/10/2012 5:07:26 PM

Quote :

"Also, I figured djeternal would be way more of a whoremonger. "

quality over quantity, bro. plus, I am a hopeless romantic. (translation, i am easily roped into relationships)

4/10/2012 5:11:39 PM

plus he's lying out his ass.

4/10/2012 5:12:58 PM

^^Agreed on the former; not a very good track record here on the latter (though not opposed to the idea)

^ haha

[Edited on April 10, 2012 at 5:13 PM. Reason : ]

4/10/2012 5:13:10 PM

^^^ regrettably, I had the same problem for pretty much all of my prime fucking years (aka college)

[Edited on April 10, 2012 at 5:13 PM. Reason : .]

4/10/2012 5:13:17 PM

Quote :

"translation, i am easily roped into relationships"

4/10/2012 5:16:56 PM

College isn't PFY. Most folks are still figuring out what to do down there. I'd say its closer to 25-32, when you know what you're doing, but can still pull young tail, and have the ducats to outkick your coverage.

4/10/2012 5:17:48 PM

some of the people who are eager to talk about sex are the same people that i do not want to read talking about sex

4/10/2012 5:48:16 PM

4/10/2012 5:49:10 PM

Hey Simmon

4/10/2012 5:51:10 PM

I'm 25. 18 give or take 2...

4/10/2012 6:06:03 PM

Apparently I have now reached the inner trust circle with Beethoven since I was PMed a picture of her and her sisters on the beach. Her family has some impressive genes, the sisters(and her) have nice bodies, thin but toned, not skinny fat. Unfortunately they are all wearing sunglasses so it's tad hard to figure out facial prettiness but they all have very lovely smiles.

4/10/2012 9:05:37 PM

Thank you Minka

4/10/2012 9:11:04 PM

^^ It's widely accepted in certain circles that she has a very peculiar smell about her. Also, her elbows leave something to be desired. Seems like a nice person though.

4/10/2012 9:18:41 PM

I smell?? Damn. I hope it's a good peculiar smell.

4/10/2012 9:23:01 PM

4/10/2012 9:24:35 PM

lol trust circle

it's only a matter of time before those pics are on tww

4/10/2012 9:25:18 PM

One day, I won't care so much if my pics/identity are on TWW. But that probably won't happen until I move out of State and can't be searched through the NC Bar.

[Edited on April 10, 2012 at 9:27 PM. Reason : Because LOL at judges reading my posts to assess my "character and fitness". ]

4/10/2012 9:27:00 PM

^ is your first name Erin?

4/10/2012 11:04:30 PM

No

4/10/2012 11:05:07 PM

Wtf, I want a pic of beethoven

4/10/2012 11:28:13 PM

where are the Beethoven ass pics?

4/10/2012 11:34:23 PM

^^^^^I mean, I passed the character and fitness test and I've been on here forever and posted much worse stuff, so it's probably fine

[Edited on April 10, 2012 at 11:37 PM. Reason : ]

4/10/2012 11:37:35 PM

paranoia itt

4/10/2012 11:41:54 PM

ass pics?

4/10/2012 11:46:40 PM

your girl Minka has them

4/10/2012 11:47:03 PM

but goddamn much respect for this Slave Famous i lol'd

[Edited on April 10, 2012 at 11:48 PM. Reason : word]

4/10/2012 11:47:49 PM

Challenge accepted.

4/10/2012 11:47:58 PM

1 1/2, or two if you're feeling generous with the definitions.

4/10/2012 11:55:53 PM

I feel a story coming on...

...a story that is both funny and depressing.

4/10/2012 11:57:24 PM

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4/11/2012 12:00:46 AM

damn I'm ready for bed, but willing to stay awake for this 1 1/2 story

4/11/2012 12:07:49 AM

fess up

4/11/2012 12:08:33 AM

I always wondered what people count because a lot of encounters never finish. Some people count hand jobs, most count blow jobs and almost all count any penetration but what about just a quick dip then handjob. what about grazing the field? what about 69? What about a handjob where both finish? What exactly counts as "slept with"

4/11/2012 12:23:05 AM

If I wouldn't have lost count, I would have been counting penetration/intercourse/SEX

4/11/2012 12:31:09 AM

uh, yeah, i thought we were only talking about intercourse.

4/11/2012 12:32:19 AM

I really want to bttt my Dear theDuke thread, but I'm too tired right now.

Let's make a mental note for me to say something completely wrong to you tomorrow ok?

4/11/2012 12:35:10 AM

I'm watching this very cute couple in d h hill right now. Dude is tryin his ASS off to get this girl's 'number'.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/11/2012 12:52:40 AM

finally the truth

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 1:17 AM. Reason : shit is getting REAL in the liberry. this broad is crying]

4/11/2012 1:10:13 AM

hahaha what?

4/11/2012 1:41:29 AM

Quote :

"damn I'm ready for bed, but willing to stay awake for this 1 1/2 story"

Apologies for taking so long.

First girl I bwned was enthusiastic to the point of damn near raping me, but she wasn't particularly attractive. But I was late to the game and continued to bwn for years, both in a relationship and out of it.

Later on, I was with a girl I really liked and who was 100x more attractive. She was magnificent both in looks and personality. Sadly I was all kinds of messed up, and so the process lasted, shall we say, not long enough to bear mentioning. Hence my calling it 1/2. Sure, Tab A was in Slot B such that...metaphor fails me, but anyway, I came...but it really doesn't merit a full 1/1, even by my own (admittedly biased) standards.

4/11/2012 2:03:02 AM

Haha, that counts...

But I just imagine the sad trombone sound as I read the story

4/11/2012 2:05:36 AM

I really wish I had bwned all the girls that actually wanted to fuck me when I was still a virgin.

Also, I STILL DON'T HAVE BEETHOVEN PICS.

4/11/2012 9:54:25 AM