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3/11/2011 2:27:07 PM

my prayer wave is causing a stir amongst heathens

3/11/2011 2:28:36 PM

Quote :

"The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people than you think. Put this as your status if you're against bullying"

think anyone is really for bullying?

lol

3/14/2011 9:56:45 PM

i know i am

3/14/2011 9:58:14 PM

^^o man, I hope I see that status

3/14/2011 10:00:27 PM

who doesnt make fun of the retards, c'mon man

[Edited on March 14, 2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason : screw it]

3/14/2011 10:43:17 PM

I'm going to take a picture of facebook and fax it to all my friends

3/17/2011 5:31:53 PM

Quote :

" Brand Reading the new numbers coming from Japan is making the disaster much less abstract in my mind. Such a beautiful country and a friendly, charitable people. Damn it. about an hour ago · LikeUnlike · Adam I bet Pearl Harbor feels differently. about an hour ago · LikeUnlike o Brand Pearl Harbor doesn't have feelings. It's a geographic location. about an hour ago · UnlikeLike · 2 peopleLoading... o Adam Splittin' hairs... would you rather me say "the people of Pearl Harbor?" I could, but then it sounds like I'm talking about a country... which I would be. America. I can't love the Japanese because they make cool video games. Sorry. 50 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o Brand Please don't say anything more. 47 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o Adam You like to censor people don't you? 45 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o Brand Just people who publish wildly offensive statements on my facebook wall. And I wouldn't say I like to do it. 42 minutes ago · UnlikeLike · 2 peopleLoading... o Adam Wildly offensive? Funny, because that's how I took your post. Out of curiosity, would you be praising Afghanistan, Iraq, or Iran if they were hit with Earthquakes? 40 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o Brand You do realize that Japan is one of the United States' greatest allies? That history has progressed since World War II? And that I have in fact been to Japan and am qualified to make such a statement of opinion regarding its people? What personal knowledge do you have of it? 30 minutes ago · UnlikeLike · 3 peopleYou and 2 others like this. o Brandon Shane Cook Try to formulate a response that isn't rife with logical fallacies, bigotry, and misinformation. 18 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o Adam I don't really care, to be honest, but do you think in 70 years America is gonna be big huggin' buddies with the Middle East? I wouldn't have said anything more if you hadn't had told me to shut up. Kinda burned my ass you deleted my comm...ent on your "The Bachelor" status but I didn't say anything. Apparently it doesn't take much to offend you. I make a joke about a TV show because I think its a glorified whore house and you delete it. Anyway... you take a trip to Japan and now you're an expert? I guess you were a bedroom magician the day after you lost your virginity too, huh? Tell you what, from here on out I'll not be posting on anything else of yours because you treat Facebook like a courtroom and I'm not gonna be put on trial every time I say something you don't like.See More 14 minutes ago · Like"

3/18/2011 10:58:59 PM

just post...."two nukes, I think they got their punishment"

3/18/2011 11:02:43 PM

^^They definitely won't be Facebook friends for much longer lol

3/18/2011 11:06:48 PM

^^ i know seriously. plus what pretty much amounted to concentration camps in the US for the japanese. what a dumbass

they (both people) live in WV. i'm willing to bet bigot has never left the state. the other guy i went to law school with and he is intelligent...and probably like, wtf why do i live in WV.

^ i know. why even bother with people like that. i'd just defriend!

[Edited on March 18, 2011 at 11:17 PM. Reason : .]

3/18/2011 11:17:26 PM

Quote :

"Ok so I've seen it and double checked....does anyone find it odd that the crab fishing show "the deadliest catch" premiers this season on April 12?! That day being the anniversary of the sinking of the titanic!! I just think it's a little odd that a fishing show based nearly in the arctic is starting the same day as one of the most famous ship wrecks ever!! Lol"

3/27/2011 9:16:42 AM

^Best part?

Titanic sank on the 14th.

3/27/2011 9:35:56 AM

Quote :

"my illiterate homeschooled 2nd cousin: It's sad that the US gov pointed fingers at the Libyan gov for shooting its own people, but the US gov would do the same thing if people started such a widespread revolution to overthrow them...just saying random commenter: you are wrong!!! other random commenter: So true!!!!!!"

3/29/2011 2:52:18 PM

She struck the iceberg four days into the crossing, at 23:40 on 14 April 1912, and sank at 2:20 the following morning

lolz technically the 15th

3/29/2011 4:23:50 PM

Quote :

"Tonight at dinner, my friend (a fellow wolfpacker) looks up and says to me " Is that Herb?" We walk over to his table and introduce ourselves and I got to shake the hand of Herb Sendek, one of NC States finer coaches. "

4/3/2011 9:16:55 AM

Quote :

"Obama~I hear you are not going to pay the troops until a later date if you have the money then. Could you and congress wait on your pay as well? If you can't pay the people who risk their lives then why should you get paid? Re~post if you support our TROOPS!!!!"

Quote :

"The Simple Solutions are the best. Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader, I say, give them ours. that solves 2 problems."

4/9/2011 1:48:09 AM

Quote :

"Even though I may or may not vote for the Donald, this is an interesting survey. Please take a few minutes and let your voice be heard by taking the same survey. Newsmax - Donald Trump for President — Would You Vote for Him? http://www.newsmax.com"

4/11/2011 2:42:56 PM

Quote :

" WHY IS A FRIEND FROM MY PAST WANT TO TALK TRASH GV WHEN WE WENT WAY BACK TO THE 6TH GRADE! THIS OLD FRIEND USE TO BE THE COOLEST PERSON YOU WOULD EVER WANT TO SPEND TIME AND DOWN TO EARTH UNTIL THIS FRIEND FOUND THE FAKE GOODY 2 SHOES PREPS! THIS CHANGE EVERY THING REAL ABOUT THIS PERSON AND THESE SO CALLED FAKE BITCHES YOU REALLY THINKS THEY HAVE YOUR BACK AND BEST INTREST AT HEART-YEA RIGHT -THERE JUST PLAYING THE ROLE UNTIL A CHANCE COMES ALONG TO STAB U IN THE BACK AND NOT EVEN BAT A FAKE EYELASH WHILE DOING IT!! I ALWAYS HAD THIS FRIENDS BACK EVEN THOUGH SHE STRAYED AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO GOOD TO TAKE THE TIME! YES OUR PATHS IN LIFE WENT IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS I NEVER HAVE DONE THIS PERSON WRONG! THIS FRIEND HAS THERE INFO TOTALLY WRONG!! OH WELL THIS PERSON LET GO OF OUR FRIENDSHIP ALONG TIME AGO SO NO SWEAT OFF MY ASS! IT SAD REALLY!"

Later...

Quote :

"TO: A OLD FRIEND WHO SEEMS TO BE RUNNING HER MOUTH FROM: A REAL FRIEND YOU FORGOT ABOUT i DON'T UNDERSTAND-EVEN THOUGH YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME TO HANG WITH FAKE BITCHES , I WOULD NEVER STAB U IN THE BACK! I DIDN'T FUCK YOUR EX! U KNOW THAT! TAKE ALL THAT ENERGY AND FOCUS ON YOUR CRUMBLING MARRIAGE!"

Finally...

Quote :

"I must say (sorry) for a past out burst that was started by people in this small county that have no life so they must stir up crap in others! sorry to an old friend and I hope there are no hard feelings since you now know I was truthful with u!"

4/22/2011 4:04:55 AM

Quote :

"Not one word all weekend from the self proclaimed devout Christian, Barack Hussein Obama, about Easter but he has acknowledged and given a speech about every muslim holiday (so-called) since he's been in the White House....."

4/26/2011 1:25:00 AM

^ defriend worthy levels of stupidity

4/26/2011 1:26:52 AM

^^^haha. That first one reminds me of http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

4/26/2011 1:40:59 AM

Quote :

"I freaking HATE when people can't type words correctly. Take a computer class! Yuh fell meh?"

4/26/2011 1:56:02 AM

Quote :

"HaLlElUjAh! WeNt DoWn 2 cHeCk On GoAtS AfTeR ThE GiRlS weNt SwImMiNg.... N tHeRe StOoD BaBy GoAt!!! OmG SoOoOo HaPpY 2 c HiM Ok! HeS GoNnA b A SpOiLeD RoTtEn BrAt Of A GoAt=+] AwWw I LoVe ThE BaBy=+] "

That is from a 26 year old.

4/26/2011 2:23:05 AM

Quote :

"I know the panthers needed a quarterback but Newton should have went to Dallas. SMH...."

4/28/2011 8:31:46 PM

Quote :

"So I was hohum about the royal wedding but just watched the entire rerun of it. Yup, definitely cried... Absolutely beautiful!"

4/29/2011 4:59:06 PM

Quote :

"Definitely woke up with a black eye, and I don't remember going to bed. No trashcan by my side so yesterday was a good day "

From this chick in the Army

5/1/2011 1:07:53 PM

^Not in the army. the National Guard.

the ANG is pretty much the reserves Lite.

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 1:13 PM. Reason : but a pretty good status either way]

5/1/2011 1:12:57 PM

I always get them confused

5/1/2011 1:22:04 PM

Not really that difficult.

5/1/2011 1:25:06 PM

Sean: so angry, so black.

5/1/2011 1:27:50 PM

Well I only get them confused when people start out "I'm in the ARMY national guard". I'll definitely remember fareako's "habitat for humanity with guns" though

5/1/2011 1:28:33 PM

always and forever

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 1:29 PM. Reason : that defense in and of itself makes no sense.]

5/1/2011 1:28:42 PM

You make no sense

5/1/2011 1:32:55 PM

"smh" is the most annoying, and seems to be the most useless, acronym ever

5/1/2011 2:02:57 PM

^ I agree.

I'm going to have to block this dude's feed because I can't stand all the stupid quotes and praise jebus.

Quote :

"Another long day of recording. Thank God for giving me inspiration, motivation, a wealth of ideas and the means to do it. This record is for Him, not me, so if anyone likes it it won't be because of anything I did."

37 likes

Quote :

"Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance."

Quote :

"What passes as a woman's intuition is often simply a man's transparency"

Quote :

"If you kneel before God you can stand before anyone."

Quote :

"It's not about thinking less of yourself. It's about thinking of yourself less."

Quote :

"Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop."

comments
"I missed your daily words of wisdom - PRAISE GOD YOU ARE BACK"
"A man's heart should be so hidden in CHRIST that a woman has to seek GOD first to find him.
The original version of that sounds more poetic, but you get the gist: A woman's heart should be so hidden in CHRIST that a man has to seek GOD first to find her."

okay I'm going to make myself puke pasting any more of this tripe.

5/1/2011 2:15:07 PM

whole lot of fail

Quote :

"Raleigh Police Department...epic fail on Glenwood Avenue tonight. 15 hours ago via iPhone · Like · 7 people like this. What happend? I saw a ton of cops in front of Solas when I left work :-o 15 hours ago · Like Horrible. How is the busiest street on glenwood cop free EVERY week? It's a joke. 15 hours ago · Like Totally agree Johnny. It took them forever to get there. 15 hours ago · Like everyone ok? 15 hours ago · Like Shit... You think there's a lack of cops by Noir and Solas? You should see the 45 minute response time up at the Flower!! It's like Roadhouse meets the Wild West... I've been pushing to get a bigger presence, but the bottom line is this: The city supports the downtown/Fayetteville area first and foremost where nightlife is concerned... Hurts my soul... And I hope all is well with whatever happened. 14 hours ago · Like · 2 people What Happened? 14 hours ago · Like Hope the Solas Hib noir and other friends and family there off are ok. We have all been talking about how glenwood was going to turn into durham if the police didn't start to takea better approach 13 hours ago · Like Now I really want to know what happened...and the fact that 2 of 3 HCI businesses are supposed to have an officer on duty Sat night baffles me. Was there no officer working last night? 11 hours ago · Like Oh no, what happened? 10 hours ago · Like Huge fight by the hot dog stand. A man got hit in the face with a beer bottle, a man ram down the street to catch someone involved with a freaking machete, no joke. the windows of cars were smashed in....no cops anywhere. We saw the guy who smashed in the windows WALK AWAY bc there were no police for over 5 minutes. 5 hours ago · Like Damn!!!! Hot dog stands can be scary places LOL 5 hours ago · Like Note to Self: Hang out more in IRAQ..... less Dudes with machetes 3 hours ago · Like · 1 person What's interestng is they will chase down DUI candidates but are a no show at street fight about an hour ago · Like Ironic how people always complain about the Police being too involved, there seemed to be alot out last night 37 minutes ago · Like Uhhh there were zero on Glenwood last night. I wish they would be more involved, feel a lot safer. 3 minutes ago · Like"

5/1/2011 8:12:13 PM

Quote :

"My curfew was the street lights. My Mother didn't call my cell, she just yelled our name and we came in. My friends and I didn't text, we just knew what time to meet on the front steps. I played outside with friends, not online. If I didn't eat what my Mom made, then I didn't eat. Hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. Repost if you drank water out of a hose and survived"

5/1/2011 9:07:25 PM

Oh I've got a few:

Quote :

" fuCC dat otha shit i aint got time for bkullshit man...obkviously yu dont wanna bke my gurl if yu alwayz doin shit for otha niggas nd when i ask yu to do sumthin for me yu find a exCuse not to do it dats fuCCed up...all da real ladies get at me i aint got time for these immature ass bkitChes ya heard me...real talk #all da real ladies im ready fa yu"

Quote :

"Just finished Sarah Palin's book, America By Heart and it was absoultely awesome! It gives me hope for my America that I love so dearly. Hopefully in 2012 we will get a Christian back into the White House who will fight for the people of the GREATEST country in the world!"

Quote :

"So apparently Obama thinks we need more space tavels and technology for America but yet we have no jobs for Americans!! Can we please have Bush back or Palin please And this comment on the status: no let him have his space travel, then his stupid ace will take a wrong turn and get sucked into saturn gravitational pull. and then the republicans will be back were they need to be"

The last 2 were posted by the same girl...the very last one was posted during/right after the State of the Union address (and 44 people liked that status). The first is just from some guy that I was friends with back in middle school.

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 9:28 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 9:32 PM. Reason : ]

5/1/2011 9:21:45 PM

Quote :

"God Bless America. Bin Laden finally dead. Gudaffi better recognize that he is next if he doesnt step down."

5/1/2011 11:16:35 PM

Quote :

"omg every news channel is talkin about the samething we knw the man is dead but tht still doesn't mean the war is over can I watch my tv show now ugh!!!!"

Quote :

"ugh missing csi miami because somebody killed bin laden ugh come on cbs really this can wait"

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:21 PM. Reason : from the same girl ]

5/1/2011 11:18:35 PM

Quote :

"US Government: 1, Osama bin Laden: 0."

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:23 PM. Reason : f]

5/1/2011 11:23:34 PM

OH GOD HERE WE GO

Quote :

""Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done." -George W. Bush"

5/1/2011 11:23:40 PM

GEORGE W BUSH - GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER

5/1/2011 11:29:20 PM

Quote :

"HERE IS MY OBAMA STATUS UPDATE"

Thanks a lot, ThePeter.

5/1/2011 11:33:52 PM

Oh God the updates from people in my hometown are gold.

I even had one start commenting on my status. I really wish he was on TWW to get butt hurt.

(Posting from my phone so I'm too lazy to cut n paste)

5/1/2011 11:35:02 PM

Can we start adding all the status updates about how "scary" things are going to get. Nevermind you should just stay at home, avoid big cities, tall buildings, buses, airplanes, leaving the country (totally out of the question). :eyeroll:

Sorry folks but this ain't no way to live.

[Edited on May 1, 2011 at 11:37 PM. Reason : Ugh]

5/1/2011 11:36:28 PM

I was kidding by the way hahaha

lol

5/1/2011 11:36:53 PM

Oh lord, my college roommate's hippy brother posted a status about how it seems weird people are celebrating someone being dead

5/1/2011 11:38:51 PM

Whether you were serious or not, I definitely have people on Facebook freaking out already.

(ps - my post above wasn't directed at you kiwi I was just lumping it all in together).

Hopefully this means my airline ticket to Egypt will go down.

5/1/2011 11:39:11 PM