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Quote :

"^yo dawg, did you come by the bookstore today???"

DUDE i drove all the way to campus and there were about fifty thousand people in and around the bookstore (no parking). and there were guys working on the streets, so it was hard to navigate. so i finally drive around back to where Harris Hall is so i can park and walk - and the sky opens up and it starts raining and i ain't got an umbrella

sooo i guess i'll come get a cap and gown on my lunch hour this week one day

4/24/2010 11:13:45 PM

I see how it is, lol

It was that damn science Olympiad shit.....damn kids annoyed the fuck out of me all day

4/24/2010 11:15:26 PM

Quote :

"JTMONEYNCSU (7:04) : this alias has been playin yall for a fool for a while now egyeyes (7:04) : i aint your dude, buddy wdprice3 (7:04) : Oh. Well you can definitely speak to trannies that way then. BubbleBobble (7:04) : you can suspend my alias egyeyes now - I know what I did wrong BigMan157 (7:04) : i heard she has two penises egyeyes (7:05) : i guess the gig is up. egyeyes (7:05) : can i at least get to 1000 posts with this one? i paid for premie and everything BigMan157 (7:05) : one of which she keeps in a pickle jar in the fridge behind the SunnyD JTMONEYNCSU (7:05) : i actually stroke her off, rather her to me BubbleBobble (7:06) : LOL egyeyes (7:06) : lmao JTMONEYNCSU (7:06) : strokin to the egy that i love best egyeyes (7:06) : itcb JTMONEYNCSU strokes BubbleBobble's penis JTMONEYNCSU (7:06) : i be strokin BubbleBobble (7:06) : shut up bitch wdprice3 (7:07) : ITCB BubbleBobble (7:07) : wait I can't talk to myself that way egyeyes (7:07) : did you not just say that egyeyes was a BubbleBobble alias, BubbleBobble? BigMan157 (7:07) : its not gay unless the balls touch JTMONEYNCSU (7:07) : cant believe you guys think this person is real...lol egyeyes (7:07) : and did JTMONEYNCSU not just say that he strokes egyeyes' penis? BubbleBobble (7:07) : haha he did BubbleBobble (7:07) : pizzwnt JTMONEYNCSU (7:08) : i $troke dudez BigMan157 (7:09) : that's how he gets free room and board bottombaby (7:09) : oh its gay even if the balls dont touch. sorry peeps. BigMan157 (7:09) : or so i heard egyeyes (7:10) : i did give jt a bj last night. i usually dont put out that easily though BigMan157 (7:10) : yes you do"

4/26/2010 7:09:12 PM

Quote :

""

CB is broke

4/26/2010 7:42:03 PM

Quote :

"EMCE (10:41) : my jenkem is where it's at, bro BlackDog (10:41) : link? BlackDog (10:42) : and I have a small wrist so no gay ass half dollar watch EMCE (10:43) : yeah, hold on... I'll find a pic of my jenkem. shit's awesome. you'll be feinding off of my shit Kiwi (10:43) : small wrist is gay itself AMIRITE BlackDog (10:44) : like your wrist matters in the sack EMCE (10:44) : BlackDog (10:44) : nice blank link Kiwi (10:44) : yeah for liftin fat thighs AMIRITE EMCE (10:44) : Gucci Jenkem BlackDog (10:45) : never again will I click your links EMCE (10:45) : wtf did you think jenkem was? BlackDog (10:46) : I don't know every god damn watch brand/model in the world Kiwi (10:46) : dude hover the link, HOVER. THE. LINK "

4/29/2010 10:48:54 PM

Quote :

"egyeyes (1:20) : i'll eat anything covered in chocolate. IMStoned420 (1:20) : orly? JTMONEYNCSU (1:20) : :| egyeyes (1:21) : yes rly."

5/7/2010 1:21:37 AM

Quote :

"SaabTurbo (12:07) : Titty egyeyes (12:07) : THEY ARE NOT FLOPPY THEY ARE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY SaabTurbo (12:07) : SKEW YOU JTMONEYNCSU (12:08) : man. i havent had sex that great since ncsugirl83 d7freestyler (12:08) : hahahhaa"

5/9/2010 12:09:27 AM

Quote :

"Kiwi (12:33) : boners? im very excited SaabTurbo (12:34) : Ass boners SaabTurbo (12:34) : not boners Kiwi (12:34) : god i love that commercial that plays the willy wonka song Kiwi (12:34) : oh i see"

5/9/2010 12:34:53 AM

LOL

5/9/2010 10:31:36 PM

Quote :

"sawahash (10:38) : okay seriously....I'll show my tits tonight jtw208 (10:42) : orly? qntmfred (10:43) : orly TreeTwista10 (10:47) : orly? grimx (10:52) : orly?"

5/9/2010 10:54:17 PM

haha i was waiting on that to show up in here

5/9/2010 10:55:15 PM

BubbleBobble: I see your thread now.

5/9/2010 10:58:35 PM

god optimum

Maybe if you threw out those ridiculous ideas of yours you'd actually pass some god damned students you psychotic miracle loving fuckhead.

5/9/2010 10:59:11 PM

... wat?

5/9/2010 10:59:46 PM

Quote :

"MIRACLE LOVING FUCKHEAD"

5/9/2010 11:00:27 PM

Thanks SaabBobble

5/9/2010 11:01:45 PM

it's MISTER TurboBubble to you son

5/9/2010 11:03:33 PM

SON

5/9/2010 11:07:55 PM

5/10/2010 7:18:22 PM

Quote :

"BlackDog (7:20) : when is the chatterbox orgy tonight LunaK (7:20) : shit, you weren't supposed to be on the invite list MitsuMtnASU (7:20) : oh BURN"

5/10/2010 7:22:38 PM

Quote :

"SaabTurbo (4:44) : Yeah, one of you wimps got angry about a picture of a scrotum with a rubber band around it Optimum (4:44) : oh boy, here we go SaabTurbo (4:44) : and actually complained to qntm about it. Fucking pathetic man, there is so much worse shit in chit chat. SaabTurbo (4:44) : I didn't even post anything nasty man, it was just straight banded balls SaabTurbo (4:45) : And in my own threads no less"

Quote :

"egyeyes (4:48) : SAAB DONT BE MEAN SaabTurbo (4:48) : I'm not the one being mean here son SaabTurbo (4:49) : People are censoring me for posting basic nudity SaabTurbo (4:49) : something that is done constantly in chit chat SaabTurbo (4:49) : elastration is something important to me son"

5/11/2010 4:47:34 PM

WIN

5/11/2010 4:52:06 PM

Quote :

"SaabTurbo (4:56) : Just because you can't handle reality doesn't mean you get to alter it wdprice3 (4:56) : I'm betting you're into this elastration stuff because you have no balls BigMan157 (4:56) : OHHHHHHHH SaabTurbo (4:56) : It is my fucking life and you're taking it away from me SaabTurbo (4:56) : Elastration is my god damned life fools"

Quote :

"JTMONEYNCSU (5:05) : lol admitted trolling SaabTurbo (5:05) : It's pretty hilarious how easy it is to lead you fools on SaabTurbo (5:05) : I mean, I simply act angry about something as ridiculous as elastration SaabTurbo (5:05) : and you threaten to suspend me SaabTurbo (5:05) : it's for your entertainment son"

Quote :

"Fhqwhgads (5:06) : I know you were joking. Since I have met you IRL. You are nothing like your e-persona JTMONEYNCSU (5:06) : hey guys he fooled us all....im so ashamed to have been a part of the internet Fhqwhgads (5:06) : SORRY TO RUIN THE ILLUSION BigMan157 (5:06) : u scared? SaabTurbo (5:06) : I'm an illusionist. What can I say fools? SaabTurbo (5:07) : I take it that's a loaded question Fhqwhgads (5:08) : Saab, I know where your family works"

5/11/2010 4:57:03 PM

Quote :

"egyeyes (12:30) : ( Y )"

5/12/2010 12:33:11 AM

Quote :

"BlackDog (8:48) : guess you don't wanna see what I'm workin with egyeyes (8:48) : no blackdog i do not want to see a picture of your hand.. thanks EMCE (8:48) : ahaha, dag... that's cold BlackDog (8:48) : OH SNAP BlackDog (8:49) : E-OWNED LunaK (8:49) : egy ftw Optimum (8:49) : ahahaha egyeyes (8:49) : tehe dropdeadkate (8:49) : +1 to egyeyes BlackDog (8:49) : +2 to BlackDog evan (8:49) : +3 to all of you dropdeadkate (8:49) : you can't give yourself points"

5/13/2010 8:52:26 PM

Quote :

"Jaybee1200 (8:37) : Anyone up for a handjob Jaybee1200 (8:37) : Um giving that is qntmfred (8:49) : haha egyeyes (8:50) : I think qntm just volunteered. qntmfred (8:50) : :-|"

5/26/2010 8:50:44 PM

:facepalm:

5/26/2010 9:06:58 PM

Quote :

"egyeyes (1:18) : FREE RD BubbleBobble (1:19) : FREE RD gunzz (1:19) : i would totally free RD if it were up to me BubbleBobble (1:19) : LOL"

5/27/2010 1:20:04 AM

Quote :

"IMStoned420 (2:43) : she's only kind of lesbian egyeyes (2:43) : define "kind of lesbian""

6/2/2010 2:44:53 AM

BITCH

6/2/2010 2:45:26 AM

you pretty much deserved it

6/2/2010 2:46:23 AM

ahahah

6/2/2010 2:46:32 AM

Quote :

"IMStoned420 (2:50) : well i mean she kissed me on the cheek one night when we were drunk and told me i wasn't like most other guys and then pulled her pants down and let me punch her in the hip egyeyes (2:51) : punch her in the hip? IMStoned420 (2:51) : yeah... it was awkwardly erotic"

lol WUT?

6/2/2010 2:51:30 AM

6/2/2010 2:54:41 AM

you pretty much deserved it

edit:

Quote :

"IMStoned420 (3:01) : i want some fucking drama llamas."

6/2/2010 2:55:11 AM

on urkel's alleged domestic abuse:

Quote :

"Fhqwhgads (1:26) : I'm gonna assume that after he punched her in her implant and she was in agony, he looked at her and said "Did I do that?""

7/9/2010 1:28:12 PM

That's not enticing. You posted the entirety of the content and even explained its context. That is the opposite of enticement. I don't want to know more, because now, I know everything.

7/9/2010 1:29:07 PM

i am the patrick stewart of this thread

7/9/2010 1:31:41 PM

Angry Frosh is angry.

7/9/2010 1:32:14 PM

More like Rod Stewart.

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 1:32 PM. Reason : What's angry about that?]

7/9/2010 1:32:18 PM

Nothing, really. I wanted to contribute, but not put any thought into it.

7/9/2010 1:35:00 PM

7/9/2010 1:35:37 PM

Quote :

"evan (12:59) : tonight... you wdprice3 (12:59) : me? hatefuck?"

8/22/2010 1:01:06 AM

^ that is so not fair. or cool.

8/22/2010 1:13:38 AM

I loled.

8/22/2010 1:26:56 AM

LOLOL

8/22/2010 1:27:16 AM

LOL, i like how eggy conviniently skipped my comment on lovefucking

8/22/2010 1:30:59 AM

Laugh now, for later you shall weep.

8/22/2010 1:31:27 AM

Quote :

"shmorri2 (1:53) : WHERE WHERE? I don't want to miss out guys... I have a match tonight wdprice3 (1:53) : my bed?"

what's with all the gayness wdprice

8/22/2010 1:54:40 AM

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

8/22/2010 1:55:28 AM