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9/27/2007 12:02:49 PM

Ohhh yeah. She's hot.

We used to chat a lot and I didn't get the sense she was crazy.

9/27/2007 12:03:29 PM

i'm with chembob on this one

9/27/2007 12:03:58 PM

do you like the song 'careless whisper" by wham?


i am going to have the lyrics tattooed on my but

9/27/2007 12:05:11 PM

I don't know what I did to make her think I'm creepy. Yes, I've been told I come on a little strong sometimes, but dammit, I'm honest about it all. I hate being led on and lied to. Yea, I'm tired of being burned by girls like her.

^never heard it.

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 12:05 PM. Reason : .]

9/27/2007 12:05:12 PM

she told me she thought you were nice and everything...just that u gave her a "strange" vibe essentially

9/27/2007 12:06:20 PM

figures that some dumb chick would prefer a "dumb as a rock" vibe

9/27/2007 12:07:11 PM

well, I'm not a typical North Carolinian. Maybe cause I'm just an old-fashioned Yankee.

9/27/2007 12:07:24 PM

george michael looks fuckin FOXY in this video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1f-T2rSEBcs

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 12:09 PM. Reason : dur]

9/27/2007 12:09:04 PM

not bad

just picked up a charcoal gray suit myself.

9/27/2007 12:11:00 PM

where are you gonna wear it?









please say funerals of TWWers

9/27/2007 12:14:38 PM

i have a black suit for that

but i could wear it to funeral of twwers, but only those not near and dear to my heart

9/27/2007 12:16:27 PM

so thats how it works

you wear gray to funerals you don't give a shit about, black otherwise





in that case i hope whoever shows up to mine is naked

9/27/2007 12:18:52 PM

do you have any tww regrets

9/27/2007 12:19:13 PM

no, that's how i try to live life - without regrets.

9/27/2007 12:20:06 PM

man, you don't wanna live your life so that you don't have regrets-- just tell the ones that you do acquire along the way to go fuck themselves. particularly if they are ex-boyfriends, loan collectors or probation officers.

9/27/2007 12:27:33 PM

that's what i do anyway i can have my cake and eat it too

9/27/2007 12:28:46 PM

speaking of cake, what is the best brand of tampons

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 12:30 PM. Reason : haha]

9/27/2007 12:30:07 PM

now that's something I can't answer

i wouldn't know these things yet

9/27/2007 12:32:04 PM

i just got my passport... yaaaay

9/27/2007 12:35:13 PM

woot

9/27/2007 12:35:58 PM

moar questions

9/27/2007 1:04:40 PM

erm, yet?

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 1:43 PM. Reason : v 'i wouldn't know these things yet']

9/27/2007 1:39:44 PM

^que?

9/27/2007 1:41:05 PM

All I'm gonna say is women can sense desperation. Don't know if that's you or not but how strongly do you come on to someone when you're interested in them? Or how hard do you try to get a chica? can you just be friends with ladies without looking at them as potential suitors?

Women can sense all this and if your desire to be with someone, anyone, is too strong we will know and many will be turned off.

So basically turn into a bitter, cold-hearted dick!

9/27/2007 1:42:44 PM

Well, I'm never "OMG PLZ SLEEP WITH ME OR ELSE I'LL KILL MYSELF"

I just make it clear that I'm attacted to her. But I never go farther than the girl allows me too.

9/27/2007 1:44:00 PM

Maybe your vibes came on to strong. You may not have done anything physically too far but there are actions and secret communication you can send that will make a girl run.

9/27/2007 1:45:28 PM

what is this creepy foolishness?

9/27/2007 1:48:27 PM

fucking bitches who like to play games and have weird standards.

9/27/2007 1:49:57 PM

Quote :

"I just make it clear that I'm attacted to her. But I never go farther than the girl allows me too. "

You should start watching the pick-up artist, esp. the tricks and tips episodes.

9/27/2007 1:51:45 PM

Jesus Christ.

i have to follow a set of instructions from this guy?

9/27/2007 1:53:00 PM

i has never heard you swear. >_>


<_<



i r afeard.

9/27/2007 1:53:14 PM

i r a sailor

but you've never given me reason to swear, lossie

9/27/2007 1:54:05 PM

haha

I'm just giving advice I don't even know if it's warranted.

9/27/2007 1:54:43 PM

well, I try to be myself, that's all.

9/27/2007 1:55:58 PM

I wouldn't dress like him EVER. But he makes some good points.

Such as:

Reader ?: "Does penis size really matter?"

Mystery: "Yes, yes it does."

One of the few dudes I've seen give an honest answer to that question.

9/27/2007 1:56:29 PM

haha

9/27/2007 1:56:54 PM

still going trick-or-treating with us?

9/27/2007 2:08:48 PM

sure

help me find a costume kkthx

9/27/2007 2:42:22 PM

^ Dress up as Mystery. Halloween is really the only time that's appropriate.

9/27/2007 2:43:41 PM

i was hoping to go as something else

9/27/2007 2:44:40 PM

Go as one of the scientists in the Guinness commercials.

Hell, I'd do it just so I could say "Brilliant!" all night. And drink a lot of tasty beer.

9/27/2007 2:46:15 PM

i've always wanted to go as a Roman centurion. course if I came across a Jesus I'd have to crucify him.

9/27/2007 2:48:10 PM

Like the dude in Gladiator?

9/27/2007 2:49:25 PM

yea

like him

9/27/2007 2:51:35 PM

In that case, I recommend these. As long as you let me play with them.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/96af/

9/27/2007 2:56:06 PM

sure thing

9/27/2007 2:57:38 PM

For serious. Get two of those swords and I will beat your ass at some gladiator-style swordfighting.

9/27/2007 2:59:09 PM

I do know how to handle a sword, Vicki.

plus, I'm half-Italian. I'm descended from centurions

9/27/2007 3:00:38 PM

will u take a mushroom quiz for me

9/27/2007 3:03:12 PM