Skunk

11/4/2001 9:45:05 PM

That doll is evil; I tells ya! Evil! Evil! EVIL!!!!

Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.

I just want attention.

[Edited on November 4, 2001 at 9:49 PM. Reason : foo]

11/4/2001 9:48:52 PM

"Where's my teeth?"

11/5/2001 9:07:11 PM

"Every minute I live is in pure agony."

11/6/2001 9:52:13 PM

Homer: "Yeah that hairstyle makes him look so queer."

Burns: "I heard that!"

Homer: "It was the boy!"

11/6/2001 9:53:08 PM

"Jesus is like having 6 leprachauns"

(or something like that. if anyone has the exact wording of this clasic line, let me know)

11/6/2001 9:57:53 PM

^^^^

"yeah, but he's a lot harder to catch."

11/6/2001 10:01:15 PM

The critic: How do you sleep at night?
McBain: on top a pile of money, with many beutifull ladies
The critic: Just asking. (I think that's what he replied, i can't remember exactly)

11/6/2001 11:04:31 PM

"Ahh, stroke the clover"

11/7/2001 1:12:27 AM

remember those self-hypnosis classes we took to ignore Grandpa?

Do I ever. its six months later and I still think i'm a chicken.

11/7/2001 9:44:58 AM

"I'll be right down mother!"
*Skinner punches Homer profusely*

11/10/2001 8:45:24 PM

Homer: Do you want to know how I got the money?

Bart: Drugs?
Lisa: Drugs?
Marge: I'm gonna have to say drugs, too.

11/10/2001 8:49:16 PM

Ralph:

"Dying tickles"

11/11/2001 12:13:18 AM

Simpson I've been reviewing your employment history and it stinks



You sold plutonium grade weapons to the Iraqis.......with no markup!!!

Seeing as i am getting tired of yelling, I'm just going to poke you with this stick for an hour.

11/11/2001 5:51:42 PM

"Boys will be boys."

11/12/2001 12:42:59 AM

"its a little cold in here, how about you wrap this blanket around your head"



woohoo, my first actual simpsons quote in this dumbass thread

11/12/2001 12:45:24 AM

So you don't work on a contingency basis?

No, money down.

11/12/2001 12:46:01 AM

Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know...way richer than Lenny!

Yes, I know, but I'd give it all back for a little more.

11/12/2001 11:58:53 AM

11/12/2001 5:27:47 PM

I'm Idaho!

11/17/2001 3:10:50 PM

"marge....if responsible men cant handle fire arms in a responsible way..."
BAM
"sorry"
Bam
"woops"
BAM
"me again"

11/17/2001 6:06:36 PM

Uh oh we aree on the brink of another one

11/18/2001 7:39:25 PM

Homer: It wasnt easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day

11/19/2001 1:07:20 AM

11/27/2001 10:29:14 PM

"What would Flanders think in a situation like this?" *thinking* "I'm a big fat loser and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday - TO THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!!!!"

11/28/2001 3:42:35 AM

"This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap."

"Watch the potty mouth, Jimbo, Jr."

11/28/2001 7:14:23 PM

"I told you that colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself"

11/28/2001 7:40:46 PM

"I can be your hero baby"

12/2/2001 2:41:23 AM

HOLY COW! Tonight's (12/09/01) episode was HILARIOUS!

I was rolling on the floor laughing when Homer kepts screaming.

That shit was solid.

Solid as a rock.

12/9/2001 8:39:44 PM

Yeah, my jaw hit the floor when Mr. Burns said he told Smithers that his dad was killed by a tribe of Amazon women. It all makes sence now.



Poor Moe

12/9/2001 8:41:49 PM

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

12/14/2001 11:47:51 PM

"What you talkin' bout, everybody!"

12/23/2001 2:44:28 PM

You call that a knife? This is a knife.

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

Ah I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

12/24/2001 11:08:58 PM

12/25/2001 12:08:20 AM

Homer: What is this.
Apu: It looks like the American Flag that was stolen from teh public library a few years ago.
Homer: Correct. Now we all know the 13 stripes stand for good luck, but what do the 47 stars stand for.
Apu: I believe that this flag is a little outdated.
Homer: Wrong

12/25/2001 8:22:32 PM

Grounds Keeper Willie: Kill it!
Lisa (I think): Wait, it's Mr. Burns!
Willie: Aww, it's Mr. Burns..... KILL IT!

12/27/2001 12:42:35 AM

nice hole, nice soul.



probably used before

12/27/2001 1:55:15 AM

Lisa: But dad, if you use these beatings as a way of policing, who will police the police.
Homer: Umum, Coast Guard

12/27/2001 4:31:09 PM

"Ya talkin' bout my leader!"

12/27/2001 5:35:16 PM

Hello, I'm Mr. uhh Snrub. Yes that will do. I say we put the money back in the local energy concern.

I like the way Snrub here thinks.

12/30/2001 4:55:04 PM

Hurry, we'll take the Spruce Moose. Smithers, quick, hop in.

Uhh...sir...

<cocks gun> I said hop in.

12/30/2001 4:55:45 PM

12/30/2001 5:05:14 PM

Ralph: Ms. Hover, my worm crawled into my mouth and I ate it, can I have another one.
Ms. Hover: No Ralph, just lay your head down and sleep.
Ralph: Oh boy sleep, thats where I'm a viking.

12/30/2001 6:25:09 PM

Oops I've said too much. Smithers, get the amnesia(sp) ray.

You mean the revolver?

Precisely. Be sure to clear your own memory when you're through.

12/30/2001 10:14:33 PM

Snake: I like, fell on this bullet.
Dr. Nick: No need to lie here, save that for the courts.

12/30/2001 10:24:31 PM

Skinner: OK Nibbles, now chew through my ball sack!

12/31/2001 1:37:53 AM

Bart: Di di mao!

(love the deer hunter reference)

Skinner: That elephant ate my entire platoon.

12/31/2001 1:38:36 AM

Shit! I missed todays epsiode!

12/31/2001 2:45:36 AM

it was old dude. don't sweat it.

the one where skinner and all the kids get snowed in.

12/31/2001 2:48:16 AM

Got to love Snake:

"Yo, Sherry Bobbins!"

" Hey baby, why dont u take a ride in my car, ah haha"

1/1/2002 2:54:59 PM