Damn leathermyst

learn to edit post

3/18/2010 12:47:02 PM

3/18/2010 12:54:47 PM

His favorite Shakespearean play is Much Adouche About Nothing

3/18/2010 1:37:01 PM

i see what you did there

haha

3/18/2010 1:39:50 PM

Quote :

"maybe I'll just get a old trailer and claim unemployment and food stamps and sit around on my ass and watch Opera..."

you should just go live in a van down by the river

3/18/2010 2:02:59 PM

his favorite nike slogan was "just douche it"

3/18/2010 2:06:25 PM

His favorite song by the Beatles is Love Me Douche

3/18/2010 2:44:59 PM

His favorite lyrics are wrapped up like a douche

3/18/2010 2:48:02 PM

his favorite reggae song is "pass the douche-e to the left hand side"

3/18/2010 2:48:36 PM

When he goes to the hair salon, he asks for a hairdouche.

3/18/2010 2:50:00 PM

I hate that I went to college and was forced to learn telemarketing.

I sit in my office every day staring out the windows, wishing I was out there making leather goods with my own two hands.

When I think about what could have been, I am ashamed to go home to my wife that hasn't cheated on me, play with my beautiful kids in our pool, and pay my bills on time.

In retrospect, college sucked and destroyed my life.

3/18/2010 2:52:08 PM

Lol...so I was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about how guys dressed from head to toe in leather are douches...it made me think of this thread.

3/18/2010 2:53:28 PM

Instead of saying touche', he says douche'.

3/18/2010 2:54:05 PM

And you may ask yourself,
"How do I leatherwork this?"
And you may ask yourself,
"Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself,
"This is not my beautiful house!"
And you may tell yourself,
"This is not my beautiful wife!"

3/18/2010 2:54:43 PM

his favorite cigar for rollin blunts is douche masters

3/18/2010 2:56:41 PM

His favorite soda is Mountain Douche

3/18/2010 2:59:17 PM

His favorite college is UNC...


...I mean Douche NC

3/18/2010 2:59:56 PM

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
As im a walking out the door.
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

Ive been workin in this factory
From now on fifteen years
All this time I watched my woman
Drowning in a pool of tears
And Ive seen a lot of good folk die
Who had a lot of bills to pay
I'd give the poetshirts.com right off of my back
If I had the nerve to say

(Chorus)

Well that foreman, hes a regular dog
The line boss, hes a fool
Got a brand new flat-top haircut
Lord, he thinks hes cool
One of these days, Im gonna work with leather and my two hands
And be a sucker, for dudes who dont pay
Lord I cant wait to see their faces
When I rip them off on eBay


[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 3:01 PM. Reason : ]

3/18/2010 3:00:32 PM

hey leathermyst, do you tan the leather yourself?

Do you do it the old fashion way and use bird poop?

Were you on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe?

3/18/2010 3:04:50 PM

Quote :

"His favorite college is UNC... ...I mean Douche NC"

same thing

3/18/2010 3:13:09 PM

Without college I might be living paycheck to paycheck as well.

Wait, I mean one dead cow skin at a time - cow skin to cow skin.

3/18/2010 3:36:51 PM

^^reply fail

3/18/2010 3:42:18 PM

Robert Wesner, do you take Ms. soon-to-be-ex Robert Wesner for your lawful wedded wife, to live in the holy estate of matrimony?
Will you love, honour, comfort, and cherish her from this day forward, forsaking all others, keeping only unto her for as long as you both shall live?


i douche

3/18/2010 3:57:09 PM

hehehe

btw sawahash, it's old fashionED

this is the best thread on here in a good while. yay for dbags!

[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 4:05 PM. Reason : ]

3/18/2010 4:02:19 PM

Quote :

"pretend it was 600 years ago"

this fucking thread is about fucking awesome as shit

3/18/2010 4:02:59 PM

We underestimated him.

Quote :

".....it's back to 7-11 or digging ditches........ 2 failed mariages, a dying business, flat broke...... ah.......there's nothing like watching the last 13 yrs of your life just burn to the ground......"

He's actually had 2 failed marriages.

3/18/2010 4:29:36 PM

what a fucking tool

riddle me this leatherfuck, after all the times you scammed other people why are you being so pissy about losing $300?

3/18/2010 4:30:43 PM

Quote :

"btw sawahash, it's old fashionED"

tomato, tomato

3/18/2010 4:51:45 PM

More like tomato, toma.

[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 4:55 PM. Reason : It is "old-fashioned."]

3/18/2010 4:55:44 PM

lol yeah I know...just a typo and I didn't realize it until it was brought up...I went to take a nap after I posted that.

3/18/2010 5:04:26 PM

The little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own leather goods booth
That little faggot he's workin' ren-faire

...

Listen here
Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it

3/18/2010 6:21:17 PM

His favorite dog is the douchehund

3/18/2010 11:19:26 PM

May this thread someday be mentioned on WRAL.

3/18/2010 11:21:14 PM

Just as long as no one says "get a rope"

3/18/2010 11:23:01 PM

I feel bad for this guy due to google results.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/michael-glapion/13/aa5/141

3/18/2010 11:50:01 PM

Michael Glapion and Leatherdouche will one day cross swords.

3/18/2010 11:56:15 PM

omgah....please let someone be there to video it and put it on youtube...

I would say it could be epic leather man...but he wouldn't really be epic...

it would probably be like this

3/19/2010 12:05:42 AM

"the Hair" is on youtube:

Dave waiting for Rob "the hair" Wesner to notice he is there....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33I6wDtFUXY

3/19/2010 12:52:11 AM

How come this idiot is allowed to double post when other people get suspended for it?


It is just because he brings the lulz?

3/19/2010 1:04:14 AM

^^Are Dave and "the Hair" gay bones for each other? That's what it sounds like when they are both off screen.

3/19/2010 2:17:49 AM

^^ you have got to be kidding.

3/19/2010 10:47:10 AM

I wonder what "the Hair" and "the Beard" are talking about in the first minute or so of that clip...gay sex? handcrafting a new belt?

3/19/2010 11:06:11 AM

3/19/2010 11:42:15 AM

LOL

3/23/2010 2:56:24 AM

^^pirate stuff and Renaissance stuff are more related than i thought

1) the free credit report guys sing about both

2) the hair sells leather for both purposes

3) dressing up as either when it isn't halloween is just lame

3/23/2010 2:59:48 AM

Quote :

"3) dressing up as either when it isn't halloween is just lame"

See I used to think the same thing BUT it's an easy way to tell a lot about a person just by looking at them, and you really don't have to be that close.

3/23/2010 6:26:01 AM

I've only got three words to say about taking complaints to TWW's chit chat section - "No win situation".

3/23/2010 8:00:55 AM

lol "the hair"

i guess he's done here

given up

waved the white flag

can't handle it.

gave it his best and came up short.

poor little guy.

3/23/2010 9:15:49 AM

hey does anyone know how to make ayoutube video auto play??

3/23/2010 10:31:08 AM

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 10:42 AM. Reason : pic]

3/23/2010 10:40:12 AM