5 times since midnight

3/19/2008 8:59:25 AM

You're gonna be productive today...

3/19/2008 9:00:41 AM

I passed it up last night



because i was in a WoW raid.





what's happening to me?

3/19/2008 9:04:25 AM

wut

3/19/2008 9:23:02 AM

I should be posting a story in this thread in about a week.

3/19/2008 10:03:18 AM

I doubt I'll have any reason to post here anytime soon

3/19/2008 10:14:20 AM

last night and this morning, because gf will be out of town through sunday

3/19/2008 10:27:50 AM

haha thankfully she brought energy drink!

and breakfast

3/19/2008 10:42:15 AM

word

3/19/2008 10:55:19 AM

A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1000.00


Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.


'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'


'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'


The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.'

3/19/2008 11:15:43 AM

Hahahahahahha ^

3/19/2008 11:59:47 AM

3/22/2008 3:36:00 AM

3/22/2008 3:37:56 AM

aliases don't have sex

3/22/2008 3:38:19 AM

aliases don't have sex

3/22/2008 3:39:02 AM

fugly

3/22/2008 3:39:02 AM

5/13/2008 1:36:12 AM

nadda in a long, long, long time...

5/13/2008 1:39:10 AM

we can change that

5/13/2008 1:39:37 AM

i bet a long time for her is like 6 times as short as my long time

5/13/2008 1:56:18 AM

mmm... working the math now...

5/13/2008 2:12:37 AM

I could but I don't like any of them enough to do it anymore

5/13/2008 2:13:43 AM

pick up a few of the drunk chicks at a bar and just make sure you play it safe

5/13/2008 2:17:19 AM

I could just make diff phone calls and it'd be all good

but the shady and aggravting sides of them overcome any desire I have to do it

plus I don't wanna sleep beside them

I miss having girls around I actually liked

5/13/2008 2:18:48 AM

You will find them... just be patient.

5/13/2008 2:19:48 AM

oh I got plenty of that

I'm in no hurry for it... if I was I woulda stuck with my beach chica

5/13/2008 2:20:57 AM

understood.

5/13/2008 2:21:54 AM

What happened to going to play photohunt with me?

5/13/2008 2:23:43 AM

I'm in no hurry for anything really, my "clock" isn't ringing or anything

if I find what I want I'll stick around, just avoiding skanks for the most part


^ chickenhead loves that game

5/13/2008 2:25:14 AM

My phone rang for a little while.. was dealing with an @$$... Not sure why i answered, but I am wide awake now.. ggrrr...

can i have a raincheck?

5/13/2008 2:27:36 AM

you're in town?

haha your phone did ring earlier!

5/13/2008 2:28:50 AM

reading your last few posts colter, we're in the same damn position

5/13/2008 2:54:09 AM

hah yeah, could always be worse

could just be "not able to get any"

I just don't care... I flirt and say stuff, but never take the time to step to the plate anymore

5/13/2008 2:56:49 AM

Then you guys should bwn.

5/13/2008 2:57:29 AM

i think what i've noticed is that its just not as good unless you actually REALLY like the person. I know "sex is sex" but not really.

^no way, not into the dudes

[Edited on May 13, 2008 at 2:58 AM. Reason : ..]

5/13/2008 2:58:01 AM

^ agreed with top statement about needing feelings for the person..

5/13/2008 3:01:31 AM

yeah, I've noticed sex is horrible for me if I don't like the chick

it's just like, "k, done, bed, bye"

jsut gets old and too dramatic

5/13/2008 3:04:41 AM

Office space
::Company picnic::

If everything goes accordingly today, then I will be showing her my oh face....ohhh...ohh..ohhh...ooohh...ohh...ohh..

5/13/2008 3:10:12 AM

thanks for letting us know where that was from

5/13/2008 3:12:59 AM

HA... It is the world's most unrecongizable quote... lmao..

5/13/2008 3:16:33 AM

5/17/2008 9:20:29 AM

with my ex

bad bad BAD idea

5/17/2008 10:41:37 AM

Passed out drunk before I got any..oops

5/17/2008 10:49:33 AM

I just had sex




8 months ago.

[Edited on May 17, 2008 at 11:24 AM. Reason : 8 months and 8 days to be exact]

5/17/2008 11:23:23 AM

Not in the mood lately but I'm sure I will get some later today.

5/17/2008 11:26:20 AM

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