My screen cracked on my new phone....and I can't take a picture of it to post and complain about....

7/7/2016 10:08:33 PM

front facing camera
point towards mirror
....
profit

7/8/2016 10:33:41 AM

I want to go to the store but everyone is off work now so I'll probably lose my good parking spot right in front of the building under the shady tree.

8/10/2016 6:28:10 PM

I worry about eating too much and getting too fat and have to lose weight.

And first world has too much sweet food that my teeth can't afford it!

[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 10:53 AM. Reason : Too much freedom too]

8/11/2016 10:51:15 AM

UPDATE: I got my spot back. All is right with the world.

8/11/2016 11:15:13 AM

Congrat!

8/11/2016 11:18:30 AM

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20160823/edgewater/chicagoans-rip-arizona-couple-that-moved-out-after-one-day-edgewater

8/23/2016 9:55:32 PM

Boy, I mean they seem annoying as shit on a personal level, but getting assaulted by a transient person seems like a perfectly valid reason to bitch about and leave a neighborhood and sour you on a city.

8/23/2016 10:11:56 PM

yeah getting punched in the face not a first world problem

[Edited on August 24, 2016 at 9:31 AM. Reason : complaining about it on youtube maybe ]

8/24/2016 9:30:08 AM

moving to Chicago is a problem

8/24/2016 9:58:15 AM

8/24/2016 11:02:55 AM

in Outlook Web App, the mouse wheel won't scroll upwards for some reason.

8/26/2016 12:57:39 AM

tww is blocked on the free wifi at the local grocery store

9/3/2016 11:12:45 PM

Quote :

" https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20160823/edgewater/chicagoans-rip-arizona-couple-that-moved-out-after-one-day-edgewater "

Leaving the city after being punched after literally just moving there is a massive over-reaction.

Having said that, I can totally sympathize with them.

I had no clue who they are, so I went to her channel and this is the cover video on her channel:


MARRIED LIFE MORNING ROUTINE 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32nUmow_RsA


I ed my eyes so much during the video that I ran out of eye s IRL... can't them anymore.

9/4/2016 12:06:21 AM

Too many movies/football games/porns to watch, too many free parks to go to.

9/4/2016 8:09:17 AM

My sister in law's friend working in Africa contracted Malaria last week.

9/4/2016 9:03:38 AM

Some normal tried to use the first class lavatory on my flight from Hawaii to LA. Gross.

9/4/2016 9:06:29 AM

should have made them turn the plane around

9/4/2016 9:25:15 AM

Quote :

"i have a job offer in monaco (one of the world's most expensive cities/countries) but i currently live/work in vienna (top city for quality of life)"

i decided to take the job, supposed to start next month

my current first world problem is having to get a french work visa even though i have an austrian residence permit

also arranging a move from one foreign country to another is a pain

9/4/2016 11:23:15 AM

^ How long will you be in Vienna?

I am headed there on vacay in Nov. When do the Christmas market open there?

9/4/2016 12:44:33 PM

i've lived in vienna for 5 years, but planning to leave october 1 (assuming no issues w/ my french work visa and moving arrangements)

the christmas markets usually open mid-november, there are a lot of them and most are pretty great -- my favorite is out at schönbrunn but i also really like the belvedere, karlsplatz, and spittelberg ones; the rathaus one is super crowded and touristy

9/4/2016 2:06:33 PM

Thanks for the update! I remember you from the 3rd floor Witherspoon days; glad to see you are doing so well.

9/4/2016 2:17:57 PM

wir müssen uns treffen.

9/5/2016 4:55:35 PM

Jet Black iPhone Finish...

9/9/2016 12:22:20 AM

https://mobile.twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/727013829255794688

Quote :

"Ok it's 2am just finished my spray tan. I'm so exhausted"

1/21/2017 5:22:45 AM

I feel like that is the closest she's been to the little people in years. All that exfoliating, shaving, spraying, waiting hours in a position that minimizes staining all your belongings, showering, drying, and reapplying and repeating steps 2-7 a couple more times is time-consuming, and I feel some satisfaction in knowing that infinite resources doesn't do that much to ease the burden. Think about how tired donny must be if he goes full-body. Haha!

1/26/2017 2:40:51 PM

spray tanning is a strange concept to me

1/26/2017 2:43:59 PM

I put too much ice in my knock off yeti this morning. I have had to get up from my desk three times to fill it back up with water.

2/16/2017 10:00:21 AM

My buddy got frostbite in both his big toes hiking the northern leg of the Appalachian trail this past January. One had to be amputated.

2/16/2017 10:06:03 AM

I keep losing my chapstick and my lips aren't happy

2/16/2017 10:28:37 AM

Donald Trump

2/16/2017 11:04:20 AM

Quote :

"I put too much ice in my knock off yeti this morning. I have had to get up from my desk three times to fill it back up with water."

If only you had a more inferior cup that would allow that ice to melt and turn into water...

2/16/2017 12:00:33 PM

^^ That's a Worldwide Problem

2/16/2017 1:04:41 PM

https://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=649611

1/23/2018 9:02:37 AM

My 2-a-day gummy vitamins had an odd number of gummies

3/1/2021 8:53:23 AM

the rain has made my swimming pool cold!!!

8/7/2021 9:58:03 PM

Just pee in it

8/7/2021 10:33:01 PM