Quote :

"Really when it comes down to it, the only thing I need to know is A. Is the sex awesome? and B. Will you lick my asshole?"

talk like that combined with your looks is why I've had an e-crush on you for a while

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 4:32 PM. Reason : TOP]

4/5/2012 4:31:58 PM

B. i totally would

4/5/2012 4:32:16 PM

whoa minka with shit out of left field

4/5/2012 4:32:58 PM

Quote :

"You're just now realizing jbrick is hot?"

Never looked in his gallery before! I never look in anyone's gallery really.

4/5/2012 4:33:35 PM

Even I knew that Minkagirl likes getting her butthole licked.

What's interesting is that her 37 year-old bf has only slept with 2 or 3 girls. I'm guessing a divorced man.


And I'm Ryan fuckin' Reynolds compared to the BubbleBobble's and dnl's on this site.


[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 4:38 PM. Reason : .]

4/5/2012 4:35:56 PM

jbrick, that's what shook me too.

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 4:36 PM. Reason : ]

4/5/2012 4:35:58 PM

Quote :

"and B. Will you lick my asshole?""

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4/5/2012 4:36:17 PM

Minka's been all about butt play recently. How could y'all miss that?

4/5/2012 4:36:50 PM

I'm with Ernie, here.

No fucking point to ask this question of your SO.

4/5/2012 4:38:05 PM

I don't generally read Minka's posts since she won't have sex with me

4/5/2012 4:39:59 PM

yeah, I was really thrown off by that too. He says (and I've seen in most part) that he has tight control over his libido. It took me months to wear that down and get some sex Supposedly he dated one chick for half a year and never had sex with her. He's also been in long relationships, the one before me was 6 years....

4/5/2012 4:40:08 PM

He doesn't have tight control over his libido, you idiot, he's gay

4/5/2012 4:40:51 PM

there's a man with insecurities.

4/5/2012 4:41:16 PM

How long did it take you to get him to lick your butthole?

4/5/2012 4:42:04 PM

hmmmm not too long, maybe a few weeks? a lot of that had to do with how shy I was

4/5/2012 4:43:55 PM

how shy you were?

time out here on the timeline

it took you months to wear him down to give you sex

but weeks to get your balloon knot tongue punched

and he's only been with a few women due to his "libido control"

he ~?

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 4:47 PM. Reason : e]

4/5/2012 4:45:04 PM

something doesn't add up

tight control on libido

will lick asshole in 2-3 weeks

not gay

4/5/2012 4:47:11 PM

goddamnit diva get out of my head

4/5/2012 4:47:56 PM

lol my b

4/5/2012 4:48:41 PM

Sounds like once he commits, he commits!

4/5/2012 4:48:44 PM

more like he's a cat owner

4/5/2012 4:49:20 PM

lol

4/5/2012 4:49:49 PM

he has had 2 or 3 cats in his lifetime

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 4:51 PM. Reason : e]

4/5/2012 4:50:38 PM

does not compute

4/5/2012 4:50:42 PM

i think this guy's got two beards

4/5/2012 4:51:10 PM

Quote :

"how shy you were?"

yeah, you can see in the butthole licking thread, where I asked about how to get the ball rolling... I was a bit timid at first

Quote :

"something doesn't add up tight control on libido will lick asshole in 2-3 weeks not gay"

yeah, a lot of things don't make sense about this guy. but for some weird reason I really like him. Like a lot.

He also doesn't drink at all, doesn't like cheese, tomatoes, pasta, gravy, any kind of sauce.... or chocolate....


and he's allergic to cats... but that's ok because he'll just have to get used to my cat and take allergy pills

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 4:52 PM. Reason : ]

4/5/2012 4:51:41 PM

He may actually kill you

4/5/2012 4:52:24 PM

Well then he is definitely straight, all gay dudes like chocolate.

4/5/2012 4:53:24 PM

^ thought the same ....



he's going to wear you as a skin suit

4/5/2012 4:53:25 PM

^^and cheese.

4/5/2012 4:53:48 PM

cats = vagina

jazon...L O L

4/5/2012 4:53:48 PM

sounds like a weird dude, but at least he gives you what you want.


i can't get my hole licked or provide the licking in my current relationship. trying to knock that berlin wall down though.

4/5/2012 4:58:15 PM

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."

4/5/2012 4:59:14 PM

DO IT

4/5/2012 5:00:43 PM

can't get her over the whole..

4/5/2012 5:03:30 PM

who the fuck doesn't like cheese?

it's one thing to not be able to eat it for various reasons...but who doesn't like cheese? pasta? chocolate? any sauce?


is he this guy?

4/5/2012 5:04:38 PM

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 5:06 PM. Reason : i regret that.]

4/5/2012 5:05:49 PM

^^ yep

4/5/2012 5:14:04 PM

Quote :

""my husband was a pumpkin for Halloween when he was 5.""

Ahaha. Just got a text from the hubs. "Sweet Jesus, did you really have to bring up the PUMPKIN OUTFIT??"

Sorry

4/5/2012 5:18:14 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

4/5/2012 5:19:00 PM

Quote :

"He also doesn't drink at all, doesn't like cheese, tomatoes, pasta, gravy, any kind of sauce.... or chocolate.... "

Fuck...that....shit.

4/5/2012 5:47:55 PM

Quote :

"Me and dje have some of those chess clocks on his gf's nightstand"

favorite quote of the thread. 4 and I am 24

4/5/2012 5:50:17 PM

^ how many chicks?

4/5/2012 5:55:31 PM

zero

4/5/2012 5:56:31 PM

sorry internet, i tried to give you a boner

4/5/2012 5:57:22 PM

>5


<30


You know... a respectable range.
Thought I suppose I outta get married soon and only sleep with one person... otherwise that whole
|# of partners < age in years|
will get out of control soon

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 5:59 PM. Reason : d]

4/5/2012 5:59:22 PM

Translation: If she is younger than the number of people you have had sex with

4/5/2012 6:00:20 PM

Why in fuck's name would you want to lick anyone's butthole? Why would you want to have your butthole licked?

4/5/2012 6:25:01 PM

Hey. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

4/5/2012 6:25:28 PM

^^asking that question on tww is asking for trouble, trust me

4/5/2012 6:26:19 PM