bubonic chronic that made me choke. shit, this ain't no joke. i had to back up off of it and set my cup down. Tanquerey and chronic? yeah, i'm fukked up now.

3/17/2010 6:26:12 PM

I'm tired of seeing a pillar of the community like, Michael Glapion get his name dragged through the mud just so some Winger stunt double can get his jollies off on the interwebs.

3/17/2010 6:28:27 PM

Quote :

"At the rate his business is going he's going to end up living in the middle ages."

Zing!

3/17/2010 6:30:46 PM

If Michael Glapion ever applies for a job and they Google him, the second result is this thread lol.

3/17/2010 8:16:33 PM

lol and the 4th result is

"Michael Glapion is a thief and a liar!! | Facebook"

3/17/2010 8:18:09 PM

I don't think the job interview will get that far. It will probably be over when he shows up in leather pirate pants.

Unless, of course, he's applying as a pirate, in which case he'll be fine as any good pirate is usually pretty bad with the internet.

3/17/2010 8:18:25 PM

I might be delusional enough to think that blackbeard and I have a chance together...but at least I don't try to dress like him...unless it's halloween

3/17/2010 9:25:30 PM

wow....

so much free time everyone here has....

guess it's time to end this thread since it's become nothing but a flame-fest on me.

not sure why, but I guess some here are pretty childish. should have expected that.

to any that want to say any of their dumbass comments to my face, I'll be at the Renaissance Faire in Charlotte again next year. Feel free to stop in.

.....I am certain MICHAEL GLAPION won't.

3/18/2010 2:37:37 AM

Kurtis636 - "pillar of the community"??!?!!?


ROFLMAO...........

3/18/2010 2:40:38 AM

Oh man, if there ever was a renaissance fair that I'd want to go to....

(Just to be clear, there never will be a renaissance fair that I'd want to go to )

3/18/2010 2:41:06 AM

leathermyst EXPOSED?!?!?

3/18/2010 2:41:23 AM

lots of beer and cleavage.... you don't know what you're missing.....

3/18/2010 2:41:57 AM

3/18/2010 2:43:14 AM

what's exposed, bubble?

that i had a bitch of an ex-wife or that I was just too gullible to think people are honest?

you're right. I SHOULD stop looking for the good in people. I'll just start shooting every person that offends me.... maybe THAT will solve all my problems.....

whatcha think?

3/18/2010 2:44:08 AM

maybe I'll just get a old trailer and claim unemployment and food stamps and sit around on my ass and watch Opera....

3/18/2010 2:46:49 AM

Opera or Oprah

3/18/2010 2:49:45 AM

why the fuck should I bother to better myself since it's obvious few here think I should?

why should I try to keep my business going or try to be self-sufficient?

hell, maybe I'll just go get a job as a telemarketer, pay my taxes, become like the masses....

...maybe that's all they're teaching in college these days.

I kinda like to think there's more out there.....

....but, what the hell would I know.......?

3/18/2010 2:50:38 AM

not Opera....sorry, I'm not supposed to have any culture.... if I watch Oprah, I won't have to think....

sorry, worked a 12 hr day in the sun and wind..... just a bit fried....

3/18/2010 2:52:29 AM

TWW is not a blog, leatherdouche.

3/18/2010 2:58:41 AM

really?

3/18/2010 3:10:41 AM

golly-jeepers.... THAT changes EVERYTHING...............

3/18/2010 3:11:33 AM

Michael Glapion is a thief and a liar!!

3/18/2010 3:16:52 AM

Quote :

"hell, maybe I'll just go get a job as a telemarketer, pay my taxes, become like the masses.... ...maybe that's all they're teaching in college these days."

Right on the money. Most of my college courses were about telemarketing.

[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 3:57 AM. Reason : they should have been about leathercraft ]

3/18/2010 3:54:17 AM

Most of my college courses were about telemarketing underwater basketweaving.

3/18/2010 7:45:03 AM

http://www.staples.com/Verifone-Nurit-8020-Wireless-Credit-Card-Terminal/product_757795?cm_mmc=GoogleBase-_-Shopping-_-Technology%3ECash_Registers_%26_Pos_Solutions-_-757795-8020



[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 8:25 AM. Reason : pic]

3/18/2010 8:23:32 AM

most of my classes were about running a business - i think this would be a good case study and i think the class would beat the shit out of the way his biz is ran.

3/18/2010 8:24:38 AM

Perhaps if leathermyst had used freecreditreport.com he wouldn't have to work at a Renaissance fair.

3/18/2010 8:31:15 AM

lol, this guy is good.

3/18/2010 8:31:29 AM

^^hahahahah

3/18/2010 8:56:48 AM

Quote :

"hell, maybe I'll just go get a job as a telemarketer, pay my taxes, become like the masses.... ...maybe that's all they're teaching in college these days."

lolz. leathermyst's "some college" was probably some vocational school on how to scam people.

last time i checked telemarketing was outsourced.

3/18/2010 9:12:44 AM

Quote :

"hell, maybe I'll just go get a job as a telemarketer, pay my taxes, become like the masses.... ...maybe that's all they're teaching in college these days."

obviously leatherdouche has never been to/worked at a telemarketing center. that's one of those jobs that requires zero education or experience, and thus attracts those unable to find a job anywhere else. as such, the type of people who typically work there are unemployable elsewhere and they don't normally last long hitting the phones either.

i do find it humorous that for him, *that's* the working stiff job he could actually get. and it's even funnier that he thinks they teach telemarketing in college. obviously his version of "some college" was that 3 day training course he took while learning how to sell overpriced vacuum cleaners door to door.

and taxes? is he trying to say he doesn't currently pay taxes on his income? not smart leatherdouche. not smart at all.

3/18/2010 9:37:15 AM

his favorite softdrink is Sierra Douche

3/18/2010 10:05:32 AM

his favorite song is "little douche coupe"

3/18/2010 10:11:05 AM

His favorite douche is Masengill Disposable Douche

3/18/2010 10:23:29 AM

his favorite movie is "Hot Shots part Douche"

3/18/2010 10:28:09 AM

his favorite way to cook is in a Douche Oven

3/18/2010 11:00:48 AM

if spoken in german his country is Bundesrepublik Doucheland

3/18/2010 11:10:33 AM

His favorite celebrity is Eliza Douche-ku

3/18/2010 11:12:09 AM

why the fuck is this thread at 6 pages?

3/18/2010 11:13:32 AM

i think you mean

Quote :

"why the fuck is this thread [only] at 6 pages?"

3/18/2010 11:19:40 AM

Someone should show him this thread...

3/18/2010 11:49:40 AM

we should don our glapion suits and show up at the 'faire

3/18/2010 11:55:49 AM

his favorite baseball player is elijah douche

3/18/2010 11:58:06 AM

his girlfriend uses a glapion douche

3/18/2010 11:59:02 AM

his favorite TV show is The Douche of Hazzard

3/18/2010 12:13:16 PM

His favorite president is Harry S. Doucheman

3/18/2010 12:20:18 PM

he appreciates the musical stylings of streetcorner douche-wop crooners

3/18/2010 12:22:59 PM

he was knighted the Douche of Earl

3/18/2010 12:38:02 PM

His favorite Danny Aiello film is Douche the Right Thing

3/18/2010 12:40:23 PM

His favorite scene in a movie is where Gene Hackman calls that guy the douche of death.

3/18/2010 12:45:31 PM