Quote :

""King of Queens" Husband: I'm fat LOL Wife: You're fat LOL"

its more like

Husband: YOUR MEAN LOL

Wife: YOUR FAT LOL

Husband: I DID SOMETHING STUPID LOL

Wife: YOU FATASS!!! GRR!!! BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I LOVE YOU LOL

Husband: THANKS BABE, LOVE YOU TOO LOL

Father-In-Law: *RETARDED RAMBLING RAWR RAWR RAWR*

crowd: LOL.

and page 6

6/24/2008 4:04:26 PM

movies where an under-privileged youth through hard work and perseverance gets everything to work out in the end

Really, any inspirational movie.

6/24/2008 5:06:40 PM

The good guys are unambiguously good and the bad guys are unambiguously bad. Especially scenes where the bad guys have some rape-the-dog moments just to show you how irredeemably bad they are (in case you're too stupid to figure it out).

6/24/2008 5:44:41 PM

^I don't know... that annoys me sometimes.. but I can get just as easily annoyed when "the good" guys do something pretty effed up that they think is justifiable.

ex: I watched Lucky Number Slevin again today (fucking love that movie) and once again was reminded how sure, Josh Hartnet's character was right to kill Kingsley and Freeman... but to kill that Nick guy, totally effed up. He was simply a person he killed to get to the other guys and not part of his families death.

Bad ass...and brilliant..sure.. but it takes away from a pure revenge story and brings in the "eye for an eye" factor. I mean, now "Nick's relative...whover" is just as right to go and kill these guys I find myself rooting for

6/25/2008 12:12:31 AM

dont know if its been covered, but

last dying breaths and the deadish person not being able to get out 1-2 more syllables to help identify the killer

6/25/2008 10:29:02 PM

tom cruise being tom cruise

6/26/2008 8:52:48 AM

-guy dates boss' daughter

-cool guy falls for outcast girl

-when a movie has a stupid kung fu scene thats supposed to be comical and the actor always has some embellished stance and theyll say something like heeyaaaa or waaaaaaaa and dance around like an idiot

-have any of you ever noticed how in movies like american pie and van wilder the music is always exactly the same especially in the opening sequences and as they transition to party scene's? its kind of like this non-descript rock music that like 3 chords and some guy with a whiny voice.

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 1:30 PM. Reason : typo]

6/26/2008 1:29:41 PM

when someone is hanging off of an edge and falls for about 1/2 of a second before someone grabs their arm.

6/26/2008 1:36:52 PM

Quote :

"^ I also love how apparently no one in the world ever thinks of a password that you can't see while sitting at the desk I don't think i've ever seen a computer go unhacked, no matter who's doing the hacking"

Or after getting frustrated trying to find a password the hacker gets up and walks over to a picture or toy or something and reads the password off of it and then it takes them like 30 seconds to figure it out.

6/26/2008 2:59:13 PM

Quote :

"when someone is hanging off of an edge and falls for about 1/2 of a second before someone grabs their arm."

this reminded me of how much i hate when people are falling and catch themselves by the fingertips. no way. your ass would fall.

6/26/2008 4:20:42 PM

When someone falls, is caught, and then slips out of their glove to plunge to their death.

6/26/2008 4:22:08 PM

tom cruise
mel gibson

6/26/2008 8:04:46 PM

When an asshole snob character insults someone old or disabled, and the main character confronts him and his group and kicks their ass (this happens in every Sandler or Farrelly Bros movie).

6/29/2008 5:26:57 PM

a watchdog running after someone and breaking the leash chain

6/29/2008 7:50:50 PM

when the movie tries to interacts with the audience

you're a movie...don't try to connect with me like we're in the same universe

6/29/2008 8:21:50 PM

Quote :

"The smart studios, I think 24 did this, use a real phone number, and you can can call it and its like the number to a fan club for that movie or show"

scrubs did this as well, w/ call-turk.

6/29/2008 10:12:29 PM

you call turk, you get turk.

6/29/2008 11:39:00 PM

Rushing to the airport to catch your true love before they head off with someone else, and in the process running into lots of complications in the airport that slow you down. Then getting to the plane at the very last second and confessing something to them that makes them jump you right then and there.

7/3/2008 10:18:57 AM

Wounded person: "I'm...so....cold."

7/3/2008 12:42:20 PM

Good guy is with bad guy, but doesn't know bad guy is bad

Good guy leaves, bad guy calls another bad guy RIGHT then and is like "they're on their way" or something like that

7/3/2008 12:45:37 PM

Not a movie, but Walker Texas Ranger has so many clichés that it cracks me up.

So that I actually include something that annoys me though...like others said, it drives me crazy when every southern character in a movie is portrayed as a loveable but unintelligent hick or as somebody that should be just walking off of the set of Deliverance. gah. People can be southern acting and not stupid. Anyway.

7/3/2008 3:00:29 PM

Criminals sitting around having a board meeting.

7/3/2008 7:19:48 PM

Father hates daughter's boyfriend and doesn't want them to be together. A situation arises where one person will probably have to die. Father sacrifices himself to save the dude he hates for his daughter's sake.

7/6/2008 2:39:31 PM

^you just recently watch Armageddon or something?

7/6/2008 2:40:49 PM

No. I watched Poseidon last night, and the same thing happened, which got me to thinking it's bordering on a cliche.

7/6/2008 4:05:45 PM

gay people acting gayer than most real gay people

7/6/2008 7:04:06 PM

Not sure if its been said, but how about running countdown clocks on every fucking bomb ever made by a bad guy?

7/6/2008 10:50:47 PM

has anyone said the one about people driving on a middle-of-nowhere highway and passing a billboard and a cop sitting behind it and turning on the siren

7/16/2008 9:44:11 PM

People saying "I'm walking here!" when stepping in front of traffic.

YES. WE HAVE ALL SEEN MIDNIGHT COWBOY. YOU AREN'T BEING CLEVER OR ORIGINAL BY THROWING THAT INTO YOUR SHIT FILM.

7/29/2008 1:15:47 PM

fucking credits at the end.

7/29/2008 1:18:50 PM

Quote :

"movies where an under-privileged youth through hard work and perseverance gets everything to work out in the end "

worse yet, said youths need some white lady to swoop in and save them from life in the ghetto.

7/29/2008 1:20:43 PM

flood control.

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 1:21 PM. Reason : ]

7/29/2008 1:21:15 PM

every high school sports movie ever made

uh no the better team will always win not the underdog. See NCSU last 2 decades (although we are college)

7/29/2008 6:22:13 PM

^ i HATE sports movies that end with a happy ending, i would much rather see the team lose lol... probably why I like Friday Night Lights so much

7/29/2008 8:37:58 PM

thats why little big league was awesome

ken griffey said no

7/29/2008 8:57:11 PM

but the kid still let Timothy Busfield marry his mom !

He should been like "Rules is rules, Timothy. You'll get nothing and like it"

7/29/2008 9:17:16 PM

each of the kid baseball movies has its winning components

rookie of the year - gary busey
angels in the outfield - jay fucking o'sanders
little big league-twins lost

7/29/2008 9:19:34 PM

Sandlot - hard to pick a specific moment, it was all gold

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 9:33 PM. Reason : and its Jay O. Sanders ya fuckin dumbass]

7/29/2008 9:32:45 PM

you cant correct me!

I'M RANCH WILDER

I'VE GOT A SPELL CHECK

7/29/2008 9:34:33 PM

lol I think I found a new candidate for a "Hay guise whats going on in this thread" picture

7/29/2008 9:36:58 PM

center lol

7/29/2008 9:43:43 PM

he looks fucking crazy here



love the fact that he's wearing a nametag

7/29/2008 9:45:57 PM

its like he tries to cock his head back to see how many chins he can conjure

7/29/2008 9:48:13 PM

Movies with lame condescending twists that insult the intelligence and complexity of the audience. I cite pretty much everything ever touched, worked on, or looked at by M. Night Shyamalan. The kind of suprise ending I'm talking about is the one that's actually still a suprise because you thought about it 2 minutes into the movie and then dismissed it because that would be so ungodly pathetic and retarded that even the fat popcorn gobbler sitting next to you wouldn't write it into their plot. Lo and behold, 1-2 hours later the idiotic idea you dismissed to the dark corners of your mind is staring back at you from the movie screen. WATER?! WATER KILLS THEM?!?!

7/29/2008 9:56:28 PM

In any romantic comedy, when girl finds out about the secret guy had which was the basis for the original interest in girl, girl decides that it is so tramatic that she must leave town forever, and guy has to chase her down and profess his love to her in an airport, on a bridge, etc, with a shitload of people watching.

7/29/2008 10:20:27 PM

Quote :

"you cant correct me! I'M RANCH WILDER I'VE GOT A SPELL CHECK"

laaawl

7/29/2008 10:27:51 PM

"the rules are simple

there are no rules"

8/18/2008 9:41:25 PM

IN A WORLD

8/19/2008 3:14:14 AM

bttt before 90

11/9/2008 10:07:10 PM

I don't want. Your life.

11/9/2008 10:37:59 PM