Currently Paul Cousins has 100,000 egyptians working on his tomb in Morocco. Ironically Paul Cousins is Immortal.

9/21/2006 3:43:19 PM

Paul Cousins lit a big fart and caused the explosion at the Apex Chemical plant

10/7/2006 7:23:53 PM

Paul Cousins is such a badass that even jackleg is afraid to fuck with him.

10/7/2006 7:31:00 PM

Paul Cousins was IMing Foley because he likes old balls

10/7/2006 9:20:20 PM

One day, Paul Cousins tried to play God and won.

[Edited on October 8, 2006 at 1:48 AM. Reason : ]

10/8/2006 1:48:30 AM

Paul Cousins shot JR.

10/8/2006 2:05:14 AM

paul cousins instructed the guy on the grassy knoll

10/8/2006 2:06:47 AM

Paul cousins shaves with a disposable razor, but has used the same length of dento-tape since he was eleven

10/8/2006 2:31:42 AM

^^^ lol

10/8/2006 2:08:47 PM

If I get in trouble for joking on a message board, some serious shit will go down. I can say whatever I want so long as it isn't a threat, and I have no intent to harm Mr. Cousins.

10/8/2006 2:55:33 PM

Paul Cousins is eating a 2/3 lb. Hardee's Jalapeno Thickburger right now.

With extra cheese.

10/8/2006 2:56:39 PM

^^ wrong. ever heard of libel?

10/8/2006 3:00:03 PM

I'm pretty sure when the intent is obviously humorous or satirical, libel isn't an issue.

10/8/2006 3:08:23 PM

^^
doesn't apply to parody

[Edited on October 8, 2006 at 3:09 PM. Reason : what GrumpyGOP said]

10/8/2006 3:08:48 PM

paul cousins shot darrent williams

1/1/2007 11:28:32 AM

paul cousins killed kurt cobain

1/1/2007 11:54:30 AM

Paul Cousins will replace Saparmurat Niyazov as President for Life of Turkmenistan.

[Edited on January 3, 2007 at 3:37 PM. Reason : ]

1/3/2007 3:37:05 PM

Paul Cousins killed the Radio Star. He did it in the lounge with the candlestick.

1/3/2007 8:19:51 PM

paul cousins is dead

1/3/2007 8:21:30 PM

I'LL BET HIS WIFE WOULD HAVE TROUBLE FINDING A BLACK DRESS FOR THE FUNERAL THAT WOULD FIT HER HUGE FAT ASS

1/3/2007 8:23:41 PM

http://www.ncsu.edu/it/open_source/panel/cousins.html

1/3/2007 9:48:10 PM

Paul cousins keeps reminding himself "Dental plan"

Lisa needs braces

1/28/2007 6:46:53 PM

Paul Cousins is D.B. Cooper

1/28/2007 6:57:26 PM

Paul Cousins got teabagged by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., right before he was shot dead, by Paul Cousins.

[Edited on January 28, 2007 at 7:01 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2007 7:00:51 PM

Paul Cousins wrote the scripts to the Back to the Future trilogy while on an opium binge....



IN THE FUTURE!

1/28/2007 7:02:39 PM

http://www.ncsu.edu/facebook/panel/index.html

there's gonna be a panel on facebook on tuesday in talley from 2:00pm-5:00pm

it's called "the facebook phenomenon"

1/28/2007 7:03:34 PM

Did you know that the World Population Council once considered sending Paul Cousins to India and China to eat the old people and newborn children?

He would have done it, too, if they had enough honey mustard.

1/28/2007 7:08:38 PM

Cousins VS. Brasky FTW

1/28/2007 7:10:07 PM

that one was ripped straight from the odl thread

1/28/2007 7:11:08 PM

you might have thought when i put "FTW", i was refering to "For The Win"


but you were mistaken


it stood for "For The World"


THAT JUST HAPPENED

1/28/2007 7:12:38 PM

i was king of the world


king of the woooooorld

[Edited on January 28, 2007 at 7:13 PM. Reason : *pow*]

1/28/2007 7:13:24 PM

paul cousins killed anna nicole

2/8/2007 4:23:06 PM

^

2/8/2007 4:44:24 PM

...and her son

2/8/2007 7:28:25 PM

YA GONA GET RAPED

2/8/2007 8:03:45 PM

I love the mouseover on Whil Piavis.

Oh good times, good times.

2/8/2007 8:04:35 PM

paul cousins is next on the Friar's Club Roast list.


Illegal distribution of this production will not be tolerated.

2/8/2007 8:48:15 PM

paul cousins had sex with two female astronauts and Anna Nicole's corpse

2/8/2007 10:18:17 PM

http://www.ncsu.edu/facebook/panel/index.html

I'm sure nobody took the time to download the webcast of that thing and watch it like I did

it was actually pretty crazy though, he talks about the wolfweb for about half the time and about how people "flame" him on here

he references Anita Flick and a bunch of other scandals

it is 800 some MB but interesting none the less

2/9/2007 12:54:58 AM

is that an egg?!

4/5/2007 12:21:55 AM

paul cousins laid that egg from his womb.

4/5/2007 11:41:56 AM

4/20/2007 7:22:44 AM

Duly noted.

4/20/2007 8:04:59 AM

Paul Cousins got Sanjaya off American Idol.

4/20/2007 8:52:49 AM

paul cousins kidnapped that girl from underground

4/20/2007 10:01:45 AM

Paul Cousins was missing for 4 years recently...during those 4 years he went by a different name...Jordan Collins

4/20/2007 10:02:40 AM

paul cousins is a skate instructor who specializes in jump technique and harness instruction.

he has 8 years experience of coaching in britain and germany
2 years of coaching in canada
4th british nationals
coached skaters in the National and International level

last one......duh


"I try to create a positive and fun learning environment, where life skills can be learned and goals achieved."-------------not

4/20/2007 10:08:40 AM

Quote :

"http://www.ncsu.edu/facebook/panel/index.html I'm sure nobody took the time to download the webcast of that thing and watch it like I did it was actually pretty crazy though, he talks about the wolfweb for about half the time and about how people "flame" him on here"

Ha ha ha...Who is the dumbass that said on TWW that he was going to kill himself?

The Paul Cousins stuff starts around 33:00 into the video btw.

[Edited on April 20, 2007 at 10:10 AM. Reason : s]

4/20/2007 10:09:55 AM

He even covers the UT porn. OMLOL...What is she going to tell her children when they see it?

4/20/2007 10:28:52 AM

4/20/2007 10:30:22 AM