who has the longest basketball shot?

10/27/2004 7:46:59 AM

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"I find it hillarious that Wal-mart will sell GTA/SA but WON'T sell Jon Stewart's book because of some naked old people."

think about the episode of South Park where they get the ninja weapons and hit butters in the eye with the shuriken... who got in trouble? Cartmen, for walking naked across the stage...

10/27/2004 8:41:36 AM

ok, after playing for lots of hours, it clearly is the best ps2 game ever.

10/27/2004 12:18:04 PM

Lifting the weights and just swimming around blew my mind

10/27/2004 1:52:50 PM

shit gets old to me fast

10/27/2004 1:57:22 PM

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"all of the cheats listed out now are bullshit. People are just duplicating them from Vice City."

That's because the cheats are the exact same as they were in Vice City, don't knock it till you've tried it from now on

10/27/2004 1:59:12 PM

who uses cheats. its the greatest game ever!

10/27/2004 2:09:46 PM

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"Speaking from personal experience, my interest in the actual missions wanes almost immediately. That's absolutely been the case with San Andreas. I still find the camera, controls, and combat of the console versions to fall short of the series' promise - a promise manifested most surely in their impeccable knack for creating cities which feel real. That the series has been able to succeed almost purely on the personality of its presentation for as long as it has is a either a credit to its manufacture or an indictment of our collective intellect, and you're welcome to believe whichever one you want to. I won't deny that the game has a real shine to it when you start playing, that shine carried me almost entirely through the first two. I wish I weren't saying this, I wish I was just giving it a 9.9 and clicking okay on the upload script. No-one would disagree. There are many ways to play the game, and as I've suggested the personality it projects positively gleams. The voice work is excellent, and some of the best writing in games today can be heard on the many remarkable radio stations. With friends over, it's almost like a performance art. But I don't particularly enjoy playing it, as a game you understand. I fully expect to be in the minority on this. "

-Penny Arcade

10/27/2004 2:12:30 PM

damn, they're dumb

10/27/2004 3:35:59 PM

I thought every safe house you bought came with a garage, I bought a place over in Marina and I can't find a garage, how gay.

10/27/2004 3:55:22 PM

Penny Arcade is pretty much always spot on

10/27/2004 4:02:44 PM

yo leg i made a shot from like 11.8 meters or some shit...i couldnt get any farther away

ive got a question though, which homes can you invade during the night...and how do you go about doing it?

10/27/2004 6:34:04 PM

when is this coming out on pc?

10/27/2004 6:50:01 PM

You have to find one of the burglary vans to rob people at night

10/27/2004 7:25:40 PM

yeah i got it but how do i rob people

btw getting one of those fucking vans was probably the most difficult thing ive had to do in the game. i was seriously losing hope of performnig home invasions. every time it was a cop or a group of rival gang embers fucking shit up. god damnit.

10/27/2004 7:56:53 PM

I had no trouble getting the cheats to work in any of the other games, but they don't do shit for me in this game. I'll have to play around with it some more.

10/27/2004 8:28:52 PM

We spent all last night doin the gang wars.... took over all the territories but the two Balla ones by the pier..... the damn ballas never show up around there so you can't start one

10/27/2004 8:44:06 PM

rof...you talking about 2 player mode?

10/27/2004 8:58:24 PM

THIS GAME IS CRAZY HOT


you gotta go to a sports store and get a ski mask before you can rob


I just run over Ballas with a car and rob em for guns and loot though

10/27/2004 9:13:09 PM

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"fuck you, EB games."

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i agree as i made a thread last night about how much they like balls

10/27/2004 9:25:47 PM

OH SHIT




i work for "jizzy" AKA ..............none other than the voice of CHARLIE MURPHY


he's a fuckin pimp yo

10/27/2004 9:27:00 PM

i didnt mean rob people like stick them up for money, i mean when you get the van, how do you actually go about doing a home invasion. and by ski mask do you mean hockey mask?

10/27/2004 9:29:05 PM

why are all u guys asking all these questions. to me its no fun having shit told to u. u'd be surprised at how much other stuff u find trying to find out how to do some of the shit ur asking about. same with cheats. i never use cheats until after i beat the game, or i may do a cheat to show a friend something, but i would never use it to excel in the various missions. takes a lot of the fun out (though GTA is still fun as shit even if u are using codes)..... just a way of life i guess...

10/27/2004 9:36:18 PM

aha

you can play the video games

awesome

10/27/2004 9:51:26 PM

hahahaha

whats the fun in not knowing how to do something and not wanting to waste your time figuring it out when theres a world of other things to do. thew fun is in doing it, not sitting there for four hours trying to FIGURE OUT how to do it. its a big game, and im not traveling all over the fucking thing to figure out something so unimportant.

10/27/2004 9:57:56 PM

i think the allure of the game lies in simply being able to go out and do shit in an environment where you normally couldn't do anything like that. FOr instance, who hasn't been driving down a street one day and just wanted to run someone over, or see what kind of crazy ass flips you can do on the overpass? Well, go over to GTA and give it a shot and you won't get hurt or lose any money on your car. Its the closest thing to VR in a city, even if the music gets boring.

10/27/2004 10:07:30 PM

This game may very well decrease the average GPA at ncsu this semester

10/27/2004 10:13:48 PM

I must have gotten the wrong game from the store, because this is much more like The Sims: San Andreas than it is like the previous GTA games.

10/27/2004 10:17:51 PM

this game is so fuckin awesome


god I love it

10/27/2004 10:20:51 PM

^^ i don't see how it is like the sims..... The only similarity is in the stats and having to eat.... And it is nothing like the sims eating system... I have never been told i have to eat i always just go grab some food to either get helath or get my fat up a bit so i don't burn muscle running around

10/27/2004 10:26:25 PM

if you've never played the sims, you can't really draw a comparison here man

10/27/2004 11:35:55 PM

what are you supposed to do for that beach party mission where you get the van with the sound system? you do the ddr style dancing game and it says to score over 4000, and i quit when i was at 7000 cause i had topped it. do you have to play through the whole song or somethin maybe?

10/28/2004 12:10:47 AM

yea gotta go through the whole song

10/28/2004 12:21:13 AM

anyone find themselves getting too ripped? i haven't gone to the gym in forever and my guy is a beast.

10/28/2004 12:41:37 AM

i got my muscles pretty ripped and its slowin me down and makin me not jump as high. i'm gonna go a while without goin to the gym other than to run on the treadmill or somethin and see if that helps.

10/28/2004 12:47:08 AM

Is anyone having problems with customized cars changing in the garage. I've had this problem a couple times already where my customized low riders in the garage both changed to white with stock interior but all the other customizations seem to have stayed, what's the deal

10/28/2004 3:04:01 AM

is the game worth $55 ?


if not when will the price go down?

10/28/2004 3:21:25 AM

its very worth 55 dollars

10/28/2004 7:39:01 AM

if you really have a problem with paying 55 bucks for a game thats gonna take you 50 hours+ to beat then you can always do the whole trade-in thing that ebgames and gamestop does

10/28/2004 9:05:05 AM

toys r us has buy 2, get 1 free games this week.
if 2 other people want to go in with me, we could each get the game for $33

10/28/2004 9:20:33 AM

I FUCKING HATE RC PLANES


has anyone beat the second Zero mission where you have to fly those fuckers? if so, you are a better man than I..

well that was a wasted 3 hours of my life..

10/28/2004 9:38:46 AM

holy shit i'm stuck on the same one right now^



i run out of goddamn fuel every time

10/28/2004 10:56:48 AM

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"toys r us has buy 2, get 1 free games this week"

damnit i need to start reading the ads in sunday papers

10/28/2004 11:33:01 AM

i've only had like a combined four hours of playtime since i bought it

i'm goin' through them wds

10/28/2004 11:41:55 AM

revival of the word

buster

10/28/2004 12:07:44 PM

^ ahahah

MC Eiht

and having to earn your skills is the shit, I rode the bike all around Los Santos just so i could enter the BMX challenge

And I swam around and found an oyster...wtf are they for

10/28/2004 1:04:06 PM

this game will take much more than 50 hours i predict. i have pulled two all nighters and i dont feel like im scratching the surface. i enjoyed crashing my car into the river and swimming to a boat, and taking the boat all the way around san andreas with the cops chasing me and shit for leaving town (4-5 star felony rating). found a water chopper floating near a dock way up at the top of the map, hopped in, and was promptly shot the fuck down by a FIGHTER PLANE with fucking heat-seaking missles. god damn. i also enjoyed flying around in a twin engine jet. hotness son. holler.

10/28/2004 1:41:41 PM

I'll have to wait for the Xbox version but did they fix the controls yet? In both of the previous games, I hated getting out of the car and having to kill people. The targeting system sucked! They should just make the controls like Max Pain and I would have no problems.

10/28/2004 1:50:37 PM

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"was promptly shot the fuck down by a FIGHTER PLANE with fucking heat-seaking missles. god damn. i also enjoyed flying around in a twin engine jet"

holy shit

10/28/2004 1:51:22 PM

thats what i said when i was flying around in this rickity fucking helicopter and a missle goes whistling past my ear. christ.

10/28/2004 1:59:27 PM