shit i cant frown on your game...i wouldnt mind just having a dame i could fuck when i wanted....was gonna try to fuck one of my professors but she recently got married =/

3/9/2008 5:38:29 PM

haha The term married just means try harder.


This shit is easier than I thought.

3/9/2008 5:40:12 PM

idk i'm pretty shy when it comes to asking broads to fuck =/

3/9/2008 5:41:05 PM

Just be careful, Karen. I know you just got out of a breakup and you're having a blast, but it can really get out of control with some folks. Just look after your own ass and be careful.

3/9/2008 5:45:07 PM

What do you mean? STDs? Babies? Psycho wannabe lovers?

Yeah I've seen a little bit of the scary side and was ready to pull a kitchen knife on his peurto rican ass.!!!!

3/9/2008 5:51:56 PM

i secretly hate tww

3/9/2008 5:52:49 PM

I like the show Tin Man.

3/9/2008 6:01:32 PM

^ i saw the preview for that and thought it might be cute or completly homo

3/9/2008 6:18:40 PM

i've been thinking about jen a lot lately


only like twice a day and for like 5 minutes though



L-O-L

3/9/2008 6:33:37 PM

she knows how to fire a gun tho
be careful and cover your nuts

3/9/2008 6:34:45 PM

damn, Kiwi is a fucking ho

3/9/2008 6:35:34 PM

Just having a good time playa.

3/9/2008 6:38:30 PM

I hope his wife finds out, then rolls over to your crib and cuts your nipples off

3/9/2008 6:40:11 PM

i'd rather his wife be like "see if she wants to join" than cutting kiwis nipples off

3/9/2008 6:41:25 PM

Your mom doesn't have any nipples!

3/9/2008 6:41:33 PM

fuck home wrecker

3/9/2008 6:42:19 PM

I don't know....

even if a marriage were falling apart, I'd like to think I would still respect that marriage.


you're scum

3/9/2008 6:43:33 PM

^ what he said.

3/9/2008 6:45:38 PM

while i also think its bad......its at least better than fucking a dude that has no plans on divorcing his wife

3/9/2008 6:46:49 PM

haha nahhhhhhhhh

This is the same guy that took me and a coworker to a strip club several months ago.
Cat was in the bag mang!

3/9/2008 6:47:41 PM

more like..


you're a ho mang



i hope you tell his wife you slept with him.

3/9/2008 6:50:32 PM

kiwi seems like the the wingman that needs pizza in order for her hot friend to successfully score
kinda like katie holmes lol

3/9/2008 6:51:39 PM

Quote :

"The word "relationship" makes me want to gag."

3/9/2008 6:53:14 PM

fucking skank

you're probably that kind of ex girlfriend that pops her head in every few months to ask "so, how are you and your new girlfriend doing?! are you still together?! I'm just wondering because we're still supposed to be friends."
When you really just want to fuck something up for someone else.

3/9/2008 7:06:32 PM

Nah, good luck with life, I've got mine now.


NIGHT TDUB

3/9/2008 7:07:46 PM

god damn kiwi

3/9/2008 7:10:09 PM

After I shower, I like to use two towels to dry off. One for everything below the waist, the other for everything above the waist. And I don't like getting them mixed up, so it helps if they're different colors. I don't want to dry my face with the same towel that just dried my nutsack.

3/9/2008 7:44:50 PM

I get jealous over the stupidest shit

3/9/2008 7:46:27 PM

^green monster?

3/9/2008 7:46:57 PM

hahaha, it certainly feels like one

3/9/2008 8:13:59 PM

well, it is what they call jealousy

3/9/2008 8:17:18 PM

i'm really gay and gay for chembob

3/9/2008 8:35:35 PM

I am unable to fart without picturing this cat everytime:

3/10/2008 12:09:55 AM

i had a girl on the side

and she got one on the way

3/10/2008 12:20:18 AM

i soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo do not want to go to class

3/10/2008 9:28:05 AM

i hate myself

3/10/2008 9:29:58 AM

i like yourself

3/10/2008 9:35:11 AM

Quote :

"After I shower, I like to use two towels to dry off. One for everything below the waist, the other for everything above the waist. And I don't like getting them mixed up, so it helps if they're different colors. I don't want to dry my face with the same towel that just dried my nutsack. "

i do this too

3/10/2008 9:47:14 AM

i am currently having an internal struggle with myself

3/10/2008 6:21:02 PM

I care more about his family than I do him.

Weird

3/10/2008 6:33:44 PM

i can't wait until friday

3/10/2008 7:49:05 PM

3/10/2008 7:52:04 PM

instead of getting myself something to eat (for the first time today) I went and got super smash bros brawl. time to not eat for a few hours

3/10/2008 7:57:54 PM

I remember when my ex and I broke up and I wanted to post things on TWW to get attention and make him jealous. Reading this page makes me glad I resisted.

3/10/2008 9:04:19 PM

sometimes i feel guilty after punishing my dog

3/10/2008 9:05:30 PM

in the end it seems she wasn't really lying and now I think she may hate me

3/10/2008 9:07:22 PM

it's funny how some days i'm excited about work and i can work 12 hours and be happy at the end of the day.

then, mid week sometimes, i all of a sudden go into a downward spiral where it seems impossible to get out of bed b/c i don't want to go that bad & i find ways of doing other things for most of my work day.

there really seems to be no rhyme or reason to it.

3/10/2008 9:08:46 PM

i'm about to smoke a cig /lung cancer

3/10/2008 9:11:27 PM

i really don't need to be listening to this shit


so i'll go to bed instead

3/11/2008 11:27:30 PM

I know the weird guy that was hanging out in the Honors Village Computer Lab.

Also, I'm Batman.

3/12/2008 12:44:26 AM